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Sep 6, 2017 1:46 AM
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BrockAppDancer
Relax! This is a Tesla advert! @elonmusk
MrDieHigh
I say FILLER UP GOOD SIR, ILL Be HAVING THE FULL SERVICE SPECIAL
RandomImgurian
Misread at first and thought he was willing to exchange all his gas for 15 gallons of anal sex. Didn't even question it.
TheIndianWhoIsWayTooBritish
Surprised no major fuel supplier hasnt sent their employees of the month to go round and "collect"
Magicmat
Yeah I think I will just pay for my own gas or walk. But thanks anyway :P
audshoji
@TheGenuineGT welcome to my new state ????
marvijarvi
Is there a time restriction on this offer....I mean the length of time that the A.I. will be partaking...by A.I. I mean anal intrusions.
Mavgurian
If you have some control and empathy you can quicken the process.
blooregardqkazoo
"Hey honey, I found a guy selling gasoline."
N8DGAF
Plot twist, the gas is 2 years old and isn't any good
crazy8bonkers42
What a freak
Patches3000
Ah, "organic lubricant. What a gentleman
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
Keep Austin Weird.
ReduntantOffender
For me to agree to this- that red tank in the pic had better be filled with the organic lube he mentioned.
Frogapus
I have concerns about this "organic lubricant."
Nightcaste
Bacon grease
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Well I might as well get something out of it since I'm getting fucked anyways every time I fill my tank.
dirtyfrankatemikemcready
Organic lube? Where does one get that? Hole Foods?
faceonurface
Well shit......
WillyWinkey
buckhPiSmasher
That is why there are price gouging laws. ????
boopysnoot
I may have to use this on my wife after Irma.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
"Me giving it to you" is a little vague. Could be referring to the gasoline?
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
"Up to". Does that suggest that some folks would settle for fewer than 15 gallons?
TShooter59
From gas man to ass man...
Greymalum
Organic lube? No fucking thank you. KY all the way, chemicals can be good.
luukzs666luukzs
coconut oil is the best thing ever, you should try it
tipsbandana
so like about $1,600 us... uhh no-
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Screw pumping gas, he wants to pump for gas
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
You know there are people who responded even if they didn't want the gas.
LoganFine
Either the government f**** you at the pump or this guy f**** you at his house. Your choice.
polymetricr
It's more the oil companies than the govt
LoganFine
True true, fat cats always get what they want
bigbirdchokingonausedcondom
What if my vehicle holds more than 15 gallons? Would I have to go again to get the remaining 11 gallons I need?
bigbirdchokingonausedcondom
But then I'm ripped off of 4 gallons but if I take the full 15 I won't have anywhere to put the remaing 4 gallons after my tank is full
Nightcaste
Gas can.
TheMouseOfMadness
Considering I once agreed to this for icecream... 15 gal isn't that unthinkable
socalwarrior
Still willing to make that deal?
TheMouseOfMadness
alas, the boyfriend has staked a claim
SkylorForscythe
So which one is he, Ben or Jerry?