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https://twitter.com/yourdndstories?lang=en
alsweigart
The thief put on what turned out to be a Cursed Ring of Punnery. "This is why we can't have nice rings."
Exileddude
Every good d&d story uses nat 20 on skill checks. As a DM it makes me uncomfortable.
MyOwnWorstFriend
My last campaign, I briefly became evil and was a boss battle. I ended up kidnapping our gnome who was almost dead and kept him on a leash1/
MyOwnWorstFriend
As a pet, just dragging him around. When I switched back, he had trust issues with me, but loved riding on the back of my wolf. 2/2
GearPuppyTaker
These are beautiful
SweetSweetAmerifags
@Aussieausti
MahouMonkeyPunch
On my first session, a friend kept bragging about his character being op. He died at the start.
Imjustkindofherefirwhateveryouwanttosendme
My level 10 Barbarian once had to fight a minotaur, obviously with the rest of the party, so the cleric cast bulls strength, I raged 1/2
Imjustkindofherefirwhateveryouwanttosendme
Which bumped my strength up to 28 at the time and succeeded at grappling, then reverse suplexing the minotaur. It was beautiful.
Geophph
One time I was DM-ing and I was using a wizard npc, our rogue climbed on top of a boulder and I forgot and made the wizard use (1/2)
Geophph
magic to throw the boulder off of the mountain. (2/2)
Tauntar
on a related note, anyone wanna start a party?
FatCatHeartAttack
Yes....
NightingGale6
I'm down. Does anyone know about the roll20 website?
Tauntar
well I'm up for it if you are
CheshiresShadow
What no sir bearington?
muhvitus
That is the best D&D story ever!
GoldberrySassdaughter
My party was about to be ambushed by horrible, near invincible monsters. Then our enemy critically failed a magic roll and drew them to him.
GoldberrySassdaughter
Instead of fighting for our lives, we stood on a hill and watched as he got chewed on
digitalshadowhawk
My first session, my party runs into a kelpie. We manage to talk our way past it, until the paladin threw a rock. Hell hath no fury....
DormantGolem
My first session the castle was under attack and the prince was left alone holding his chest in fear. I decided making my friend carry him1/
DormantGolem
I grabbed the arms he grabbed the legs and as we lifted him it turns out he was holding a cut in his chest to back 2/
DormantGolem
He ripped right in half getting blood and guts all over us... i blamed my friend. /3
nman10000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yce9umf5GR8
DormantGolem
Lol
theycallmemrfish
#4 Hits a little too close to home.
FatCatHeartAttack
Theres more to it i just accedintly left it out
theycallmemrfish
GoliathSkittles
Party comes across a huge pit with various entry ways in the sides of the walls of the pit. I was the most athletic person (others were >
GoliathSkittles
< mage types) so I nominate me to climb down the side of the pit and go into the top most entry way, then I can help the others down. >
GoliathSkittles
< Initial roll to get onto the edge of the pit *1*, DM is a nice guy and gives me several chances to catch myself on each entrance I pass >
GoliathSkittles
< 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, finally land flat on my back at the bottom of the pit, call up to the rest of my party "made it..."
SometimeLurker
Our warlock was cursed to permanently take the form of a rabbit. It had only positive effects on his stats and combat ability.
GeneralPumpkin
My DM uses a shenanigans crit-fail table. Roll d100 etc see what happens. One of the players accidentally summoned a black dragon. Thrice.
kaostheory21
This was the first thing to make me laugh today so thank you for this.
FatCatHeartAttack
Welcome
JustALamp
While my party and I are in the middle of a fight, my bard tries to play Danger Zone on his dulcimer. May 20, shredded the song
JustALamp
*Nat
Durzaka
Not D&D but Pokemon Tabletop: our party leader had to promise sexual favors to a Vaporeon in order to get what we needed from her.
theurge
My friend made a pacifist character for one campaign and argued that just because he's a pacifist that doesn't mean he can't steal children.
noobtheloser
This is actually literally a perfect example of what to submit. Short, funny, plenty of room for me to improvise dialog/art. Yoink!
theurge
Dude that's awesome, I hope you make it!
AceOfShovels
Left you a novel elsewhere, here's TLDR: party has free-for-all, shaman turns into mouse, crawls up fighter's ass, then turns into a moose
AceOfShovels
Would love to see it, of course, but you're probably in high demand now. Improvising is welcome.
FatCatHeartAttack
@noobtheloser
Gamer4125
Anyone else abolish Critical Failures? Seems wrong a level 20 Fighter can sometimes impale himself sometimes on a 5% chance.
Y0urRivalBlue
No way! Crits are the best parts of the game, good or bad. The funniest shit happens with nat 1's
Gamer4125
Sometimes its funny, sometimes its woefully debilitating. I find it punishes the player more than the enemies so I just say its an auto miss
DrSparken
The book doesn't actually say natural failure is catastrophe, just guaranteed to not hit regardless of skill level. I've seen some groups 1/
DrSparken
is a screwup, a second nat 1 is major, and keep going down the scale until you find out just how bad it was. 3/3
DrSparken
house rule that you have exploding dice failures judging how severe it was - first 1 just means miss, then a 10+ or so is just miss, <10 2/
ProjectKurtz
My last campaign, I made a male crossdresser with such a high disguise check that nobody ever found out she was actually a he.
Wabbadabba
My first session : fighting cursed angel with God powers as final boss, were all freaking out, then our pally uses "Remove Curse"..(1/?)
buckbuckbuckybuck
1st session , we spent most of it finding my sister a pet cat. Ended up bribing a child for their cat, and named it Mr. Noodle.
Wabbadabba
And the angel was cured and the game was over (1/2) wtf
Fishworshipper
That is fucking hilarious. Just "OH SHIT A CURSED ANGEL!!!" and then the paladin going "I actually have something for that"
Wabbadabba
He kept asking shady questions "so this is a curse right? Like a breakable curse?" Lol
Wabbadabba
This was also right after I broke space-time when I teleported myself and my bag (w. A bag of holding) into my bag if holding
Falos
The equivalent of defeating an unstoppable murder machine by unplugging it.
Ezralite
Phoenix Down on the zombie.
RaekinTheBored
Or on the Phantom Train.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I. Need. More.
BrazedBeats
I once rolled a -1 on an explosives check and blew both my arms off
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Who needs arms
OPmakesOC
Not comics, but you might like r/dndgreentext
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I do read that. And enjoy it. But the illustrations make it so much better.
OPmakesOC
True
noobtheloser
Spam me on twitter, I'll probably do it.
TheJessica
For context: @noobtheloser is the creator of these comics. So Spamming them on Twitter might actually get you more comics.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Thanks lol
BatmanRidingANarwhal
You might regret that. I'm going to have everyone I know spam you now cuz I need more
DorthLous
http://yourdndstories.com/
causality
Too bad. That dude makes maybe one comic every eight months.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Sadness :/ so much dadness..
BatmanRidingANarwhal
So much sadness* wtf autocorrect
Rulweylan
Ok: Party is assaulting a goblin fortress. Climbs into a watchtower, finding 2 sleeping goblins and a bunch of pickles. (1/?)
Rulweylan
Ranger pops the goblins in a sack after knocking them unconcious. Turns out these fuckers had stolen all the pickles and were hiding (2/?)
Rulweylan
From an angry goblin chief who was interogating everyone about his missing pickles. Ranger overhears inquisition going on (3/?)
Rulweylan
So he burts out, and tries to use the pickles as leverage to get the goblins on his side. A nat 20 on diplomacy later, he and the chief 4/?
Rulweylan
Have a single combat deathmatch for the leadership of the tribe. With some subtle cheating from the cleric, he kills the chief. 5/6
bisqwit
Do you read The Order of Stick? http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html Because you should.
FatCatHeartAttack
https://twitter.com/yourdndstories?lang=en
Sario528
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BatmanRidingANarwhal
Danks.
APenguinInATuxedo
dauntlessds
Robert Downey Jr is letting himself go...
ForALimitedTimeOnly
In a campaign I played the druid(me) loved people but didn't understand them, so for whatever reason our gnome, our cat-person, and our1
ForALimitedTimeOnly
Bat-person decided to get on his shoulders so him would carry them around. The bat person got spooked and started flying away with everyone2
ForALimitedTimeOnly
The druid was carrying, the gnome tricked the bat to think he was already at his nest so he would put us down, but the bat dropped everyone3
ForALimitedTimeOnly
And the only reason no one fell to their death was because our bard played the funk so good a God used mage hand to catch everyone. 4
ForALimitedTimeOnly
There, a weird D&d story for your reading pleasure
noobtheloser
Oh hey I made these. Sorry, I kinda stopped. I intend to make more at some point.
AidenPenner
I have a few stories if you would like to hear them.
FatCatHeartAttack
OMG. Plz do i love this stuff so much.
Nepeta33
MAY I SEND YOU A FEW OF MY OWN PARTIES ANTICS?
FatCatHeartAttack
PM her
NotWrenP
Please do!
jimmythehat1
It's interesting that I can recognize your art style. First image was like OH SHIT, Behind the Gif time! then different thing, cool.
AceOfShovels
STORYTIME! So we had a new player several years ago and wanted to show him the ropes, at least for combat. Decided to all make quick 10th>>>
AceOfShovels
>>>level chars and do a battle royale. We a had a nice assortment, ranger, fighter, shaman, etc. Only two people are rolling decent, the>>>
AceOfShovels
>>>fighter (a veteran) and the shaman (new guy). Fighter is kicking our asses and saving shaman for last, and garners some metagame ire>>>
AceOfShovels
>>>in the process. So those left alive reminded the shaman he could shapeshift into animals. Shaman ponders this briefly, seems to have >>>
AceOfShovels
>>>brilliant idea, and shifts into mouse form. The fighter loses track of the shaman's new form in the tall grass. Shaman wants to crawl>>>
NegimaSensei
Not quite D&D related (world had similar rules at least) but I almost died on my character's intro & 1st session ever. Thank god for pity.
chopper35
my first d&d character fell off a 200 foot high bridge. if i hadn't gotten a nat 20 as a saving throw, he would have died. the plate 1/
chopper35
armor helped too. it dragged him down, but he washed up a few miles down stream and killed a few enemies before passing out at the hq. 2/2
Chocofreak13
I love your webtoon work! This is lovely, too, I illustrated a few of my D&D moments myself. Great fun. xD
Chocofreak13
Oops, forgot. @noobtheloser
FatCatHeartAttack
On a related note just showing the people the stuff that i like not trying to clame it as mine
StAnonymous
Ooh, ooh, ooh! I got a story for you! Can I pm it to you cause character limits?
noobtheloser
Ya
egaode
TIL lycanthropy is a sexually transmitted disease.
dumpsterjedi1
Saw it in a movie so it's real.
pilomotor
Pretty much any bloodborne pathogen can also be sexually transmitted. Makes sense that curses or whatever would work that way, too.
CountVorkosigan
Canonically it's passed by natural weapons and to your kids.
temujin9
Our gaming group called it lycanherpes.
OneNeoEon
Warning NFSWish http://www.peteristhewolf.com where that is a plot point.
Showmeyourotters
Don't tell the furries.
summercat
We already know.
Showmeyourotters
Or do. Who am I to give a shit?
CorneliusCornwall
I gotta make some awkward phone calls I guess
SomethingWittyIDK
I always assumed it was transmitted via fluids in the bite, so other fluids make sense I guess
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
I mean, unless you're some kinda pervert that only does it in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. SICKO!
BrandonianFlynnigan
What if you do it doggy style?
SWReefer
How else do you think you get it? When they bite you, you actually black out for a few minutes so they can hump the shit out of you
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
It's not really sex if there isn't at least a little biting and scratching.
LionelOu
ShockHerman
Should probably have a doctor look at your penis then if it is doing that.
faroutfelix
So true
zigzagler
Satherian
Excellentadditiontomycollectionwindowsversion.gif
kiive
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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Ketodama
Book of Erotic Fantasy, aka D&D's Big Book of Sex, lists it as one.
judgemasterven
Wait what
Arawhon
It was a shitty third party splat with god awful rules and terrible "art" about sex and sexual things in D&D made for 3e D&D.
Eebit
Not just terrible art! Graphic imagery of fantasy STDs! *HRK*
Gayforbae
Ketodama
The Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's a supplemental set of rules for...third edition I think. It covers how to handle sex in a D&D world.
Gayforbae
Only nerds would need a guidebook for sex....
B3N15
My best story is when my party had to break into a castle to steal some gems and the DM had this whole Ocean's Eleven style break-in...
B3N15
only for us to completely ignore all his hints and decide to just storm the castle swords swinging. We ended up all nailed to the ground...
B3N15
with arrows.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
MagnusTheRedCyclops
SandersXL
CounterPuncher
For the FUCK OF GOD
HitlersRupturedColon
Is that the horse shit again?
Insomnia297
What, from Berserk?
NightingGale6
Yup
bulletgrazer
Yep
HitlersRupturedColon
Yup
HieronymousFlex
Rape horse! Such a deep character.
radmelon
He will be once he's done with you.
LeninIsGonnaCrushAllYourCapitalism
Berserk is scary. :(
Scyxurz
Is it worth watching? Sounds kinda cool.
ragekritz
more so reading, but some of the animations are good, just not the recent show.