Jackie Chan dump ( Guaranteed to make you smile , pointback guarantee )

Feb 13, 2017 6:35 PM

prisonmike1991

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Jackie Chan says have fun

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I do Jackie :)

De did a porno

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I couldn't help but hear his voice in my head as I read these

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy pours so much effort into his movies it's incredible to see what he creates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is Chan-tastic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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He just seems like such a nice dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, Jackie Chan is fking awesome on a skateboard. Watch Wheels on Meals. He can ride anything and do tricks on that shit without practice.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Who wants to give me a hug" um,that would be EVERYONE, Jackie!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A special game I like to call "what the hell is Jackie Chan doing in Facebook today"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Goku?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a box of Jackie Chan Valentine cards with the suckers attached.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I liked his TV show.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic Bruce Lee

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh... Okay. You win.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a nice guy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's Mr. Nice Guy to you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I met him and he played with my hair. I'm a boy. He's nice.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I thought Jackie Chan was giving the middle finger with the needle picture...This man is a global treasure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone is really in love with Jackie

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Who wouldn't be?

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Who wouldn't be?

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Everyone*

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Everyone*

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

God dammit he is precious!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOOD LOOKING

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i read all of these with his accent...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done sir! Have a well deserved upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind Sir.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Jackie Chan, but recently found out that he is kind of a douche. He was a big part of my childhood.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

this is just so wholesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jackie Chan is the most magical human being ever.

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

Except when He is anti liberalism, an abusive parent and a supporter If the chinese regime

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Next to Bill Murray

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He has some competition with Terry Crews and Dwayne Johnson.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except for him beating his son and cheating on his wife. Other than that hes awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Really? That's a huge dissappointment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wrote about it in his book. He beat his 2 year old....it was what he was taught when he was that age. He recognized it and stopped.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well that's good, I guess...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a video where he watched Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. His first comment was "Why is he wearing a wig and a fake moustache?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't smile. What do I win?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My upvote, because it's all I can give you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jackie Chan is a great entertainer, but not a very good person.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

He's an alright person. He has good intentions, and that's what I appreciate even though I might have opposing views

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He's a positive person, and he puts in tons of effort, but he's a shitty father and husband.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why?

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He cheated on his wife and barely acknowledged the daughter that resulted from the affair.

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He spent years avoiding the responsibility of raising his son and was somehow surprised that his son had started smoking weed

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And he was only really upset about it because he had been recently named China's "anti-drug ambassador"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Name three things that aren't Jackie Chan!

9 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

UMMM OH CRAP UHH BRUCE LEE, MAC AND CHEESE, AND UHHHHHH JACKIE CHAN!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

me. my aloe plant. and dog shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Satsuma, live wasps, nightmares.

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Ur mum, hur vajayjay, and mi steaming banana

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Potatos, chan jackie, cats

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Bruce Lee, Indians, Genghis Khan

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Bruce lee, Chuck Norris and Chun lee

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Jade, Jackie Chan, Uncle

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HACHAAA!!

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ONE MORE THING!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Celebrating over 100 years of Jackie Chan!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Speghetti, Jackie Chan, and a bowl of petunias.

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Bamboozled again.

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Please tell if that bowl of petunias was thinking about anything in particular.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"Oh no, not again"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

fuckin Agrajag

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The best part of that is it only makes sense if you read the book(s)

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That's not true

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Two of those are Jackie chan

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Pistachios, Jackie Chan, A fridge.

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You aren't even trying, all three of those are Jackie Chan

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

An oreo, Jackie Chan and a sneaker lying by the side of the road.

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Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, hummus

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Jackie Chan FUCK

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I laughed at this

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I did too, I am ashamed.

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Um, JACKIE CHAN, JACKIE CHAN, JACKIE CHAN, FUCK.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not Jackie Chan, anti-Jackie Chan, and Jackie Chan lookalike

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We can't. It's all him

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A good father, a loyal man, a terrible entertainer.

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Loyal?

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Easy on the last one bro.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He isn't a terrible entertainer. Why downvotes, he is a great one!

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Aren't we supposed to say things aren't Jackie Chan?... (im genuinely curious and I want to know, am in not getting something)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sodomy, canabalism, human sacrifice.

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I dunno he's made a lot of human sacrifice for our entertainment. Good effort tho.

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Bruce lee, Chuck Norris and Chun lee

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PLOT TWIST: ALL OF THOSE ARE JACKIE CHAN

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TrueFact: Jackie Chan actually played Chun Li once.

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Robin Williams, Leonard Nimoy, and Alan Rickman q_q

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I'm going to be a complete mess the day Jackie leaves us too.

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I used to have the biggest crush on him.

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I Know right?! He just seemed so sweet and had such boyish charm

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You get me

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You get me

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