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ImortalCow
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pangyre
1,000 septillion… ಠ_ಠ
ACrypticJoke
my favorite
Jarstark
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
ISIS can never beat legos. You bomb legos, now you have more legos. They never ever lose.
hoghug
minipancho94
All of them using absurdly large numbers clearly don't realize just how large they are. The legos would probably have their own gravity.
MaelstromVanguard
They'd be roughly 1/2 earth's mass. Probably a lot more than earth's volume too, since they're hollow plastic not rock.
mdtrep
I dont think Japan could withstand 300,000 neckbeards
souch
Poop
kawwmoi
100 billion paper towel rolls can hold approximately 8.16 billion cubic meters of water. Mishra falls drops approximately 1/2
kawwmoi
Niagara Falls* drops approximately 168,000 cubic meters of water every minute. The paper towels would last 33.7 days before soaking through.
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
werewhale
#5 is annoying bc gender (social construct) and sex (biologically determined) are completely separate. (Waits for SJW & triggered comments)
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And you could call anything that humans research a social construct, because humans have researched it.
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
And research has proven legitimacy for transgender and textbooks are always at least slightly outdated and changed in places
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Exceeept for the "minor" fact that gender is based on sex and sex and gender are one in the same....
werewhale
So you believe that all girls are genetically predisposed to love pink? Gender roles are SOCIALLY constructed & have no genetic basis.
maremen
You forgot The entire British Army in America at the peak of the Revolution vs. Jackie Chan in a ladder chair and table factory.
kawwmoi
Jackie Chan in a ladder, chair and table factory would single handedly beat any army at their prime.
SHiNiXiA
Rotated duck would feel some disorientation after being rotated. The 1st duck would use this advantage to attack rotated duck.
FightMeMrTusk
False. The rotated duck would have all the advantages of the regular duck BUT he could run up trees at the same speed as he could run.
JesseSlayer
Hair driers you say? https://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/13/laser_poi">ower.png">https://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/13/laser_pointer_more_power.png https://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/35/hair_dryer_1e16.png
NerdN1
Source: https://what-if.xkcd.com/35
NerdN1
btw: My favorite what-if post: https://what-if.xkcd.com/4
DownvoteMeMore
Stick always win
ArtyomZandvick
Stick gud
AngrySlaveASlaveStill
I get that reference.
furzinderdose
Maybe one of the soldiers tries to burn the stick
somenooblikeyou
Smoke gets in soldier eyes, Ash give lung cancer,the rest of the stick is turned into gas and they can never catch it Stick win every time!
tomanderson35
where the fuck are you gonna get 1 trillion ants?
legendguitar
All those ridiculous scenarios and you question the ant one lol
Rifneno
Aggressively unfun fact: the mass (weight) of all ants on Earth and the mass of all humans on Earth are roughly the same.
LemonFanta
Earth.
TheRealestLurker
1 trillion lions vs the sun: the lions could attack at night when the sun is asleep to get the element of surprise
techley
The sun is the sun but I mean... That's a lot of lions
TheRealestLurker
exactly 1 trillion of them
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
or just stack on top of each other and unplug it
TheRealestLurker
That's the kind of thinking we value here. You're hired
Derfalke
This isn't your average everyday shitposting. This is...advanced shitposting.
LemonFanta
In my opinion, this sort of advanced shitposting brings the whole shitpost full circle, and therefore makes it goodposting.
ImortalCow
Uh, thanks?
4chansdboard
And there's theoretical shitposting in which while shitposting the content folds in onto itself based on it's own shit thus creating a shit
LemonFanta
The infinite nature of the shitpost.
4chansdboard
singularity of massive shit within only one shitpost post
Iwillalwaysupvotestargate
Did you just quote spongebob
MrWebente
No, No He didn't.
Derfalke
Maybe. Maybe I did.
snowymaplesyrup
Yes, yes they did
RDataNinja
Transgender animals exist in nature. Fence lizards have 2 sexes, but three genders. Thus, the transgender people would win
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Lizards are not mammals, mammals are not lizards.
RDataNinja
Down votes for the truth eh?
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"truth"
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And those are L I Z A R D S
IBarrettl
I just read Adam Sandler as "A damn Sandler"
Shumani
What constitutes victory for any of these?
ChewableChewy
Yes
Kittiliane
Who would win, Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump? Ahahaha, we're so fucked.
MarlboromanMat
Not if he *ahem* grabs her by the pussy.
rezpawner
That's not 2 trillion ants.
MacRockatansky
Did you count?
RelevantForOnce
Some of them can't be seen.
TheRealDenDen
It's at least 12
breakfastburner
I think it's like 43. I tried to count them but it made my eyeballs hurt.
rezpawner
See, that right there, I can believe.
NotAnUberUsername
That wasent a 100 giant frost lions either...
rezpawner
They could be standing behind that big one. It's impossible to know.
NotAnUberUsername
I always upvote flawless logic, +1
TobySomething
Some would say 1 million transgenders is evidence a high school biology book might be incomplete
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Yes, because a large amount of an idea makes the idea true.
TobySomething
I think a million people offering heartfelt testimonial & a long history of it across countries & cultures makes it worth considering, yes
jaydradawn
It is when you're trying to decide if a population of people exists or not.
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It's not trying to disprove that the people who believe it exist, it's trying to disprove that transexualism is truly supported in biology.
ichangedmyusernamebecauseiregretmyoriginaldecision
The thing is that gender dysphoria is officially recognized in the DSM5 as a legitimate condition.
UrsusDerpus
Who would win, one of every existing Pokémon or one million lions?
FactsDoNotCareAboutYourFeelings
As a Detroit Lions fan, most of the Pokémon could take the day off and still win.
Pulsivi
Pokémon because the literal god of the universe would be fighting them
Llording
If we're sticking with the assumption that lions are normal type and have normal moves, could we pull off a level 1 Aron sweep?
goflyblind
nigellemieux
Since Pokémon don't exist, the lions win.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Boooo
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I mean... There's a Pokemon that's basically Death and another that's God so Pokemon
Aguynamedcarl
Yes
minipancho94
Considering an arcanine can run several hundred miles per hour, those Pokemon would destroy the world easily.
blazzess
Well since lions are boring old normal types a gengar could make easy work of them all on its own.
ElQuickSilver
but normal types usually have dark type moves like knock off
kawwmoi
It would run out of PP and struggle itself to death long before it kills them all.
Llording
Just get it a leftovers and you're good to go.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Story of my life
bertmacklinfbi
The Gengar would run out of PP. Does it have access to a Pokemon Center during the fight?
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SchrodingersGinger
presumably they regain PP naturally, after all, high level wild pokemon still have moves. I'd just assume he takes a nap and is good.
iHaveNippleitis
Wrong. Ghost types dont affect normal types and vice-versa
SchrodingersGinger
Ghost ATTACKS. But he can know, for example, Dark Pulse, a Dark move, which DOES affect normal. But also vice versa. Bite is Dark.Lions bite
Lax44ros
Have you ever heard of Pyroar? :D
menapoeka
One ditto could turn the lions into a billion pokemon hybrid lions
SamMcKenzie
Ditto is such a slut
delpharseven
#3 Assuming the average Lego has a mass of 1g, a short scale octillion of them would be .2 Earth mass (~16x the Moon). Long scale they 1/
delpharseven
would be ~= the Virgo Supercluster. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_Supercluster Lego wins. 2/2
MaelstromVanguard
Google says the average brick weighs 2.5 grams, so a total of about .5 earth masses not long scale.
Mrbrionman
Can we please go just one day without some transphobic shit on the front page?
LegitTeddyBears
Yeah I feel you, it's actually really annoying.
Sarrrrrr
But...that's the only one that is realistic / true. How can reality / the truth be "transphobic"?
LoTRFanatic42
Why does other people's gender matter to you? If they were born one and are now another who are we to stop them? They're not hurting anyone.
TooterScooter
They're hurting my feelings.
AlkeneThiol
Gender is a psychosocial phenomenon. Sex is biological. Welcome to the 21st century.
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C U R R E N T Y E A R
Sarrrrrr
I'm sorry to see you suffer from a mental disorder. I hope you get the help that you need.
AlkeneThiol
I'm a molecular biologist and geneticist who actually reads the primary literature on such topics. I will trust my expertise over yours
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Proof? Any at all?
Pulsivi
Fucking savage
Josesharlo
....no
ITradeNewds
Are we not allowed to hate freely?
SparklingCockWaffle
Could say that about everything. Front page is the same handful of things over and over. Just ignore what you don't like, like everyone else
SparklingCockWaffle
Ha down voting? Ok well then post a comment crying about it. Thatll fix the problem
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
This is probably the most idiotic post I'll see all day.
uglybobstreet
You're new here aren't you? Or in a timezone where it was nearly midnight when you posted this.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Neither.
patolucas1977
Yeah, this was stupid even for user sub standards
TheRealDenDen
How much magma is 1 magma?
broooo
Yes
4923Clarke
In integers or real numbers?
DownvoteMeMore
Yes
FloridaLead
Also is this a reference to shark boy and lava girl when lava girl has to dive into the icy water to save shark boy from electric eels?
LemonFanta
One more than zero magmas.
Acacklingrugbug
Lava is magma that has reached Earth's surface... 1 Lava
wackywoohoopizzaman
In imgur measurements (fuck you freedom units) it's about 3.7 bananas
Gammaceptiono
About 7 fire
jtw143
The same as 1 crack cocaine
GothKirby
1 whole magma. Half of 2 whole magmas.
SHiNiXiA
More than point nine but less than two.
jamineal
Just a bit less than 2 magma
afon
Depends on what magpa says.
80sSpeedMetalButterfly
30 speed
jamineal
Just a but less than 2 magma
AndrewMuthaLuvinL
Awwww god damn it I was gonna say that
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Just a bit? I'd argue it's half as much!
Cere4l
its a bit like money, if i doubled your wallet contents, youd still be fucked
KingFaTe
Exactly half 2 magma
jamineal
More or less.
Marine23
3 megabytes
Kloggar
one liquid rock
RaRaPotato
Dunno but 1 volcano vs. 100 Megalitres of water assuming 1CM^3 icecubes.
lincolnfalcon
about tree fiddy
MarcusTarrow
1000 septillion 1kw hairdryers? That's 2600 times the output of the sun. Jupiter loses, rest of solar system is collateral damage :p
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MarcusTarrow
1000 septillion dryers (1x10^27 dryers), each at (an apparently underestimated) 1000 watts. 1x10^30 watts o' power on the dryers ;)
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Oh yeah. For some reason I thought the Sun was 3.9x10^26kw, but it's just w. My bad.
Rulweylan
Where do you plug them in? What do they blow?
flummoxed0709
Thank you, I really wanted someone to find some weird way of answering some of these. Exactly like this.
IAmTheRealNervozaur
100 billion paper rolls would absorb the volume of water that flows through Niagara Falls during an entire week.
OtherBarryDylan
Where do they get their power? Checkmate. Jupiter wins.
YourWaifuIsTrash
XKCD's "What If?" is basically nothing but questions like these. "Can moonlight start a fire?" "What would happen if you dug straight down?"
MarcusTarrow
Volcano vs ice cubes (for 2cm cubes) is a draw, for thermal energy matching that of Mt St Helens 1980. All thermal energy used boiling ice.
MarcusTarrow
EEp, out by a factor of 1000. Volcano wins easily lol. Drunken physics best physics :p
LordNumNums
Read "what if", it's an awesome book filled with scientific answers to questions like this
flummoxed0709
Will do!
freecreeperhugs
That and the origin of that book, what-if.xkcd.com
XrectifyX
No good sir, he said hairdryers, he never said they had power to them. Literally paperweightd.
FunkOfTheRhythm
What about the power source?
Negitive13
We drain the sun and sun's around us to defeat our adversaries.
RedWingsofSteel
Yeah! Fuck you, Jupiter!
Negitive13
Although we'll need an earth blanket...
neil137
1kw? what hairdryers do you use?
LorTheMighty
Yeah a few of these are good questions. What WOULD happen if you threw 100 billion ice cubes in an erupting volcano?
MaelstromVanguard
Quick Google shows typical mountain mass at 10^16 kg, a billion ice cubes would be billions of times less, so it won't just crush it. 1/2
MaelstromVanguard
The cold would be important, and would either freeze the magma or cause a steam explosion. Or both.
Spearka
2600 times the output of the sun in how much time?
ghsdkgb
At a time
Zebhyr
ahahaha
imgurnaregretthis
Watts is a measurement of energy per second
RandomAbscessMemories
Yeah, what he said. Time is already taken into account.
DrFrankenfurter
All is fair in love and war
RD9231
Also 1000 septillion is just 1 octillion. Pretty simple
cousteau
Unless these are long scale septillions, which would change everything!
idiotn00b
1000 long scale septillions is still 1 long scale octillion
cousteau
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales
cousteau
No, 1000000 long scale septillions are 1 long scale octillion
idiotn00b
well howbow dah
Ellimem
Also worth noting that that many paper towels would dry up the entire Niagara River.
JasonD
For how long though?
JasonD
And, I think, it wouldn't dry it up so much as cause it to change into a glacier of soggy paper towels for a while.
Athang
Why would you even say 1000 septillion, that's just 1 octillion. Unless you're using the long scale, then that's 1 septilliard. But still.
JasonD
What goes in the intake, and what is the effect created by that? Wouldn't it create a vacuum that would cause them to self-destruct?
Dubbaah
Only if they are plugged in :)
xheroth
How does it blow without air?
bisqwit
It would still generate heat.
RandomAbscessMemories
Jupiter is made of air.
ChimneyImps
It doesn't need to blow. It would just heat up into a giant fireball. It
GreenHamNsam
Not just air fam, any gaseous element.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
where do you plug it in?
EClaire1073
Uranus
Jordan7831
Same way OP's mom does.
Darksider7190
Rekt
LordButtermilk
Rekt
Gunni1900
kunilingas
daaaaaaaaaaamson
Boofernut
checkmate atheists
Saddler12
What does that even mean?
TriedToComeUpWithCleverUseenameButTheSpanishInquisition
I'm Christian and I still dunno. *shrugs*
Rhinosopotamus
Why didn't they just call it an Octillion though.
MaelstromVanguard
Even better: According to this relevant XKCD what if? The typical output is almost twice that. https://what-if.xkcd.com/35/
dogfavoriter
If each hair drier weighed 1 kg, they would also have a total mass about 2/3 of Jupiter itself, too.
Youwouldntstealatoaster
Depends on which septillion you use. If you take the european one, it is nearer the mass of the entire universe than that of Jupiter
asm80dfa8sdfj
Let's not forget that the blow driers would be within that universe, so either most of the matter within the universe would comprise the
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driers, but if they were dropped into our universe, it would add to everything, not take it away, so it would be closer to 45% of the total.
dogfavoriter
Yeah but let's keep it realistic here.
NerdN1
*Assuming they have a source of power that's ~2600 times the output of the sun. Probably should mention that.
wxrld
But where do you plug them in?