Nov 10, 2020 2:49 AM
ARussianAndHisBike
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milkmyrod
The opening sounds like every CGI overloaded fight scene in a Japanese martial arts movie.
alecxi
Perfect tool for a bris.
Anapollosun
Bet that dude from 124 hours wishes he had this... ... I'm so sorry you guys.
Flagrum
Is that an assault saw?
paulway
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
andrew0506
Jimmy Fallon changed jobs, i see
Crowlands
Looks like something outta bloodborne.
You hit the switch form button while you're mid stab to do a ton of bonus damage.
psalinasajm
Quincy ‘s tavern?
neonoptic
I sincerely doubt there's enough pressure in that tiny springloaded contraption to enable that bottom blade to do anything useful.
Zapper83
I don't think you need much pressure in the lower blade. In fact, I think it would be worse cus the teeth would sink too much into the wood
Badseedx3
Sawscers.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Invented by a mohel?
wabbittwax
Sawssors
WyZcDxX
Fine inovation
krypticsoulcat
Scieron
v
Bytencoder
Double the blade, double the fun.
hurdygurdy1234
Looks (and sounds) like a Bloodborne weapon
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
How has noone though of this yet?
Gestrupp
Who dis
superDuperCorgi
The first prototype of when chainsaws were invented?
SupahMo
What a genius invention
mobial
That will cut approximately 3 more times before falling apart
Cronos51101
Oh super, now you can't saw from the top or bottom to avoid pinching the blade.
Kodaxmax
just need a second pneumatic device to do the sawing
Glernaj
Yup, notice how both branches cut are only about 2 inches thick, dead wood? This would bind like crazy.
CrisprCAS
Put your...
Larirari
wood in it!
WhatUpDog3000
... uncircumcised dick in it
StandAgainstTyranny
Log in it?
iLikeHockey
Wood. Put your wood in it.
Fhant
Make sure it's soaked in wood first!!
TheElusiveEnchilada
Money down and invest in it!
Astral134
twig in it.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Hammer on it!
omgwtfhuh
Right foot in...
happenedtomeonce
I saw what you did there
talkingrock
On thicker lumber the bottom blade would bind.
ColdestOne
Soy un perdedor
Cherdog
I'M AH LOSER BAAABY SO WHY DON'T YAH KILL ME fuckin good stuff.. drive-by body pierce
sweetfeetpete
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
darkklad2000
thought this was the the weapon for a new Final Fantasy character
ReturnOfActionCheese
So twice the resistance but half the time. Still the same ammount of effort required.
dirtcreature
What if you did middle out?
jatene
Time is money baby.
TheJellyfishh
You're also probably getting a smoother cut
phizel
I’d be more. It’s not 1+1=2
thobufu
I think its to have no pressure on the blades while cutting.
GingerLaird
Not as much effort required. You don't have to apply down pressure because the blades are providing pressure from the spring system.
OneShot510
But twice the resistance from two surfaces. I suppose it would depend on how much you were pushing down to begin with.
MyVerySmarterUserName
Assuming linearity, which is unlikely
Ilikecreativepeople
Title of my sex tape
basicwhitelich
Yes but you're ignoring the fact it has a trigger that makes it go nom nom
Toffeeaccident
A fair point
J3lek
Plus it just looks badass.
LtColThorin
OffendedSkeleton
https://i.imgur.com/pAfMAxq
Udstolpe
Take your physics and logic and leave this place at once. Only demagogs allowed here!
Maccabi
u77171
The motivation for this is probably speed.
IsmokedAweedOnce
what if we add a block and tackle
sorryiguess
Not sure if I agree with that. Plus faster is better if you’ve ever had to cut a big pile of wood.
quicker and less swipes also means less chance of going crooked and if the effort is the same, why wouldn't you pick faster?
Tschopen
allthenamesaregone
Don't forget non-controllable jaw force, and the reliability issues with more moving parts. It's really just a novelty "I wonder..." thing.
izoli413365
Its pretty mechanical, idk how much tension is on Springs but maybe they'll be the first thing to break
ThatKidWhoYoyos
One trip groceries bag trip
Heavenissize17socks
This is the way!
imsam77
But, sometimes.its easier to go hard for half the time...trust me I know ?
AsidRayne1245
Yea.. like bringing groceries in! Always worth getting it in one trip..
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
ElemenopCueAre
Only if you are twice as strong.
number2commenter
If you hard then you hard
koinuchan
Yea, I assume the "half the time" part outweighs everything, especially if you've built up the arm strength already.
jonloki
You seem like someone who thinks they are popular with the ladies...
yomahnn
He said easier, not more gratifying.
jellyonrooster
No he's right, I rather swing a heavier hammer less times to get the same job done
fidormula
Seems like an old guy to me.
Or just an honest one
PoseidonDownUnder
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I always go hard for a fraction of the time. I'm not sure whether it's easier, but I won't say I've been told it's better.
magicrhombus
Makes getting the undercut done (and lined up) easier though.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
If there is a lever to tension the spring then you might use evvverrr so slightly less energy due to the stored energy in the spring, no?
SixGallonsOfShtIna5GallonBag
No, because you had to put the energy into the spring when you open the ‘jaws’
I might be thinking of work not energy? Idk my friend got me through physics
omnicorpse
A trigger pull would at least use a different energy source/movement to the rest of the arm that's doing the work here.
Gray365
It doesn't look like the bottom blade is doing much
CptRobotNinja
Some times its better to get something over with quickly. Your mom for example...
MysteryRobot
2x more energy which is renewable, for 1/2x time which is not, sounds like a net gain to me
Duke0617
Wait it could be america 2x more energy normal time, double the product, same amount of pay!
runswithlag
Yeah, some people have a hard time coming up with complete cost/benefit analyses.
riceisdelicious
The benefit I see is that there is no chance of it lifting off the branch as the bottom blade keeps it pushed down.
MeekrabJones
If that's the case, replace the bottom saw with something like mounted rollerblade wheels. Same pressure without added friction/resistance
The bottom blades extra friction also reduces twisting if doing this by hand. You only need to counter the forward and back motion, not the
Twisting that a single blade already causes. If you wanted to do things proper you would use the proper tools, macgyvering is always fun tho
Well, yeah. It's all unnecessary modification in the name of creativity. If you want to counteract accidental twisting of the blade, 1/
therealNorrinRadd
Thats what i was thinking about. And easier to start a straight line with out bouncing around
DexPumpkinGod
So make the bottom smooth- holding power, less resistance.
andychristman2000
But you will be limited to branches that are small enough to fit in between the blades. So I’ll pass
PuppyCrusher01
Yeah sounds great and all. Until you try to cut some walnut, and plus there is now a 100% percent of a branch binding whilst cut. 1/2
2/2 Plus side is a cool scwish sound though, better buy two.
volcanoduck
And because of how muscles work you'll be able to perform less labor overall
wolf387465
because of how physics works - no, you won't.
Nogster
Because of how the internet works - no one cares.
blitzCommunityBaroness
Look at this nerd, acting like he has musculees. Also that thing would totes get caught up in harder wood.
zaqx
Muscles how do they work?
LdaQuirm
Hydrolysis of ATP causes a conformation change in myosin.
MikeAnK
Magnets
downinthelow
whooptydoo
Thats a lot closer to a correct answer than you might realise
Norwegurian
BackToTheFromTimes
From someone who just spend way to long, and gave up trying find a good Scandi reference username
BrokenBob7
This is for a doctor going for an amputation speed run
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
Robert Liston intensifies
Gardosurro
99% mortality, glitchless.
Robotbutts
If I need an amputation in the field then fast is best.
sirdraco1
300 % Mortality here we come again.
zenoshogun
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Just a bit of armless fun.
TheShemaleBrotherhood
Robert Liston https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Liston
Aaquartz17
Portrait by Samuel John Stump
RideTheStimutacs
The only surgery with a 300% rate of failure in lifesaving.
jjw9
Invented by a Saudi “doctor” and tested in an embassy in Turkey.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Did you know that chainsaws were initially invented as a hand cranked machine used to widen the opening for women during childbirth.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/symphysiotomy
Oh I forgot to mention why that was relevant——- they were later evolved to be used for amputations.
ColoradoCattleCo
Civil War doctors are drooling over this.
SnackMasterRanger
Google why chainsaws were invented
gwenniechan
I need a gif of that doctor from Atlantis with the super bone saw
That record coincides with the record mortality for a single procedure: 1 amputation, 3 dead
Lmfao
RandomMagus
Not even a joke. The patient died, an attendant lost a finger and it got infected, and an onlooker had a heart attack
snicklefrits
For what it’s worth speed was vital to successful amputations which is why they ran them so fast and what led to chopping of innocent finger
Oh shit, I thought they were joking. That's wild!
furoesmailiph
Jonataurus
Chainsaw ^ -1
Vesane
A smaller version of this jigsaw is used to cut through vertebrae sometimes
DrDoorman
I need an unexpected Michael Cera on this
TheyCalllMeTIM
I’ve had to use these with a weighted bag and cord to throw up over high tree limbs. They VERY OFTEN get stuck while sawing from pressure
It becomes a huge PIA to get it dislodged. Best to move around and try various angles to make large grooves.
ZKrock
Well mark me as horny AND horny.
TempletonFerrariThe3rd
Had one of those. Does not work as well as advertised. Even this clip is edited to make it seem shorter
AnimaMemeAnimal
Nice try big chainsaw,
It definitely skipped in the middle ya. Also I imagine they edited out the "ow, fuck!" as the log hit the guy
also good luck getting a straight cut and not having the last few centimeters awkwardly snap off instead being cut.
LarnRegis
unmotorized chainsaw
Ooooh i want one!
sitarhero
They look neat, but if I remember right, most are garbage and only last for a few uses.
elbowdeepinadictator
I bought a higher quality one of these. Didn't work that great. But after a good sharpening, it cuts REALLY well.
Teeheewink
So was it worth it in the end? Or is a silky saw still good enough or the better option?
Never owned a silky saw, so I cannot speak for it. It was worth it for me to sharpen. It's a good option when backpacking.
YooperMan21
I've never had these type but the best saw me or any of my backpacking friends have used is non-collapsable Japanese curved saw. Yes you
Lose compactness but it comes in sheeth and works great & doesn't bend, lose rigidity or sharpness like in more compact saws that I've used
milkmyrod
The opening sounds like every CGI overloaded fight scene in a Japanese martial arts movie.
alecxi
Perfect tool for a bris.
Anapollosun
Bet that dude from 124 hours wishes he had this... ... I'm so sorry you guys.
Flagrum
Is that an assault saw?
paulway
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
andrew0506
Jimmy Fallon changed jobs, i see
Crowlands
Looks like something outta bloodborne.
Crowlands
You hit the switch form button while you're mid stab to do a ton of bonus damage.
psalinasajm
Quincy ‘s tavern?
neonoptic
I sincerely doubt there's enough pressure in that tiny springloaded contraption to enable that bottom blade to do anything useful.
Zapper83
I don't think you need much pressure in the lower blade. In fact, I think it would be worse cus the teeth would sink too much into the wood
Badseedx3
Sawscers.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Invented by a mohel?
wabbittwax
Sawssors
WyZcDxX
Fine inovation
krypticsoulcat
Scieron
Bytencoder
Double the blade, double the fun.
hurdygurdy1234
Looks (and sounds) like a Bloodborne weapon
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
How has noone though of this yet?
Gestrupp
Who dis
superDuperCorgi
The first prototype of when chainsaws were invented?
SupahMo
What a genius invention
mobial
That will cut approximately 3 more times before falling apart
Cronos51101
Oh super, now you can't saw from the top or bottom to avoid pinching the blade.
Kodaxmax
just need a second pneumatic device to do the sawing
Glernaj
Yup, notice how both branches cut are only about 2 inches thick, dead wood? This would bind like crazy.
CrisprCAS
Put your...
Larirari
wood in it!
WhatUpDog3000
... uncircumcised dick in it
StandAgainstTyranny
Log in it?
iLikeHockey
Wood. Put your wood in it.
Fhant
Make sure it's soaked in wood first!!
TheElusiveEnchilada
Money down and invest in it!
Astral134
twig in it.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Hammer on it!
omgwtfhuh
Right foot in...
happenedtomeonce
I saw what you did there
talkingrock
On thicker lumber the bottom blade would bind.
ColdestOne
Soy un perdedor
Cherdog
I'M AH LOSER BAAABY SO WHY DON'T YAH KILL ME fuckin good stuff.. drive-by body pierce
ARussianAndHisBike
sweetfeetpete
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
darkklad2000
thought this was the the weapon for a new Final Fantasy character
ReturnOfActionCheese
So twice the resistance but half the time. Still the same ammount of effort required.
dirtcreature
What if you did middle out?
jatene
Time is money baby.
TheJellyfishh
You're also probably getting a smoother cut
phizel
I’d be more. It’s not 1+1=2
thobufu
I think its to have no pressure on the blades while cutting.
GingerLaird
Not as much effort required. You don't have to apply down pressure because the blades are providing pressure from the spring system.
OneShot510
But twice the resistance from two surfaces. I suppose it would depend on how much you were pushing down to begin with.
MyVerySmarterUserName
Assuming linearity, which is unlikely
Ilikecreativepeople
Title of my sex tape
basicwhitelich
Yes but you're ignoring the fact it has a trigger that makes it go nom nom
Toffeeaccident
A fair point
J3lek
Plus it just looks badass.
LtColThorin
OffendedSkeleton
https://i.imgur.com/pAfMAxq
Udstolpe
Take your physics and logic and leave this place at once. Only demagogs allowed here!
Maccabi
u77171
The motivation for this is probably speed.
IsmokedAweedOnce
what if we add a block and tackle
sorryiguess
Not sure if I agree with that. Plus faster is better if you’ve ever had to cut a big pile of wood.
Kodaxmax
quicker and less swipes also means less chance of going crooked and if the effort is the same, why wouldn't you pick faster?
Tschopen
allthenamesaregone
Don't forget non-controllable jaw force, and the reliability issues with more moving parts. It's really just a novelty "I wonder..." thing.
izoli413365
Its pretty mechanical, idk how much tension is on Springs but maybe they'll be the first thing to break
ThatKidWhoYoyos
One trip groceries bag trip
Heavenissize17socks
imsam77
But, sometimes.its easier to go hard for half the time...trust me I know ?
AsidRayne1245
Yea.. like bringing groceries in! Always worth getting it in one trip..
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
ElemenopCueAre
Only if you are twice as strong.
number2commenter
If you hard then you hard
koinuchan
Yea, I assume the "half the time" part outweighs everything, especially if you've built up the arm strength already.
jonloki
You seem like someone who thinks they are popular with the ladies...
yomahnn
He said easier, not more gratifying.
jellyonrooster
No he's right, I rather swing a heavier hammer less times to get the same job done
fidormula
Seems like an old guy to me.
yomahnn
Or just an honest one
PoseidonDownUnder
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I always go hard for a fraction of the time. I'm not sure whether it's easier, but I won't say I've been told it's better.
magicrhombus
Makes getting the undercut done (and lined up) easier though.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
If there is a lever to tension the spring then you might use evvverrr so slightly less energy due to the stored energy in the spring, no?
SixGallonsOfShtIna5GallonBag
No, because you had to put the energy into the spring when you open the ‘jaws’
HardOnStrokeFoundation
I might be thinking of work not energy? Idk my friend got me through physics
omnicorpse
A trigger pull would at least use a different energy source/movement to the rest of the arm that's doing the work here.
Gray365
It doesn't look like the bottom blade is doing much
CptRobotNinja
Some times its better to get something over with quickly. Your mom for example...
MysteryRobot
2x more energy which is renewable, for 1/2x time which is not, sounds like a net gain to me
Duke0617
Wait it could be america 2x more energy normal time, double the product, same amount of pay!
runswithlag
Yeah, some people have a hard time coming up with complete cost/benefit analyses.
riceisdelicious
The benefit I see is that there is no chance of it lifting off the branch as the bottom blade keeps it pushed down.
MeekrabJones
If that's the case, replace the bottom saw with something like mounted rollerblade wheels. Same pressure without added friction/resistance
riceisdelicious
The bottom blades extra friction also reduces twisting if doing this by hand. You only need to counter the forward and back motion, not the
riceisdelicious
Twisting that a single blade already causes. If you wanted to do things proper you would use the proper tools, macgyvering is always fun tho
MeekrabJones
Well, yeah. It's all unnecessary modification in the name of creativity. If you want to counteract accidental twisting of the blade, 1/
therealNorrinRadd
Thats what i was thinking about. And easier to start a straight line with out bouncing around
DexPumpkinGod
So make the bottom smooth- holding power, less resistance.
andychristman2000
But you will be limited to branches that are small enough to fit in between the blades. So I’ll pass
PuppyCrusher01
Yeah sounds great and all. Until you try to cut some walnut, and plus there is now a 100% percent of a branch binding whilst cut. 1/2
PuppyCrusher01
2/2 Plus side is a cool scwish sound though, better buy two.
volcanoduck
And because of how muscles work you'll be able to perform less labor overall
wolf387465
because of how physics works - no, you won't.
Nogster
Because of how the internet works - no one cares.
blitzCommunityBaroness
blitzCommunityBaroness
Look at this nerd, acting like he has musculees. Also that thing would totes get caught up in harder wood.
zaqx
Muscles how do they work?
LdaQuirm
Hydrolysis of ATP causes a conformation change in myosin.
MikeAnK
Magnets
downinthelow
whooptydoo
Thats a lot closer to a correct answer than you might realise
Norwegurian
BackToTheFromTimes
From someone who just spend way to long, and gave up trying find a good Scandi reference username
BrokenBob7
This is for a doctor going for an amputation speed run
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
Robert Liston intensifies
Gardosurro
99% mortality, glitchless.
Robotbutts
If I need an amputation in the field then fast is best.
sirdraco1
300 % Mortality here we come again.
zenoshogun
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Just a bit of armless fun.
TheShemaleBrotherhood
Robert Liston https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Liston
Aaquartz17
Portrait by Samuel John Stump
RideTheStimutacs
The only surgery with a 300% rate of failure in lifesaving.
jjw9
Invented by a Saudi “doctor” and tested in an embassy in Turkey.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Did you know that chainsaws were initially invented as a hand cranked machine used to widen the opening for women during childbirth.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
https://allthatsinteresting.com/symphysiotomy
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Oh I forgot to mention why that was relevant——- they were later evolved to be used for amputations.
ColoradoCattleCo
Civil War doctors are drooling over this.
SnackMasterRanger
Google why chainsaws were invented
gwenniechan
I need a gif of that doctor from Atlantis with the super bone saw
CrisprCAS
That record coincides with the record mortality for a single procedure: 1 amputation, 3 dead
StandAgainstTyranny
Lmfao
RandomMagus
Not even a joke. The patient died, an attendant lost a finger and it got infected, and an onlooker had a heart attack
snicklefrits
For what it’s worth speed was vital to successful amputations which is why they ran them so fast and what led to chopping of innocent finger
StandAgainstTyranny
Oh shit, I thought they were joking. That's wild!
furoesmailiph
Jonataurus
Chainsaw ^ -1
Vesane
A smaller version of this jigsaw is used to cut through vertebrae sometimes
DrDoorman
I need an unexpected Michael Cera on this
TheyCalllMeTIM
I’ve had to use these with a weighted bag and cord to throw up over high tree limbs. They VERY OFTEN get stuck while sawing from pressure
TheyCalllMeTIM
It becomes a huge PIA to get it dislodged. Best to move around and try various angles to make large grooves.
ZKrock
Well mark me as horny AND horny.
TempletonFerrariThe3rd
Had one of those. Does not work as well as advertised. Even this clip is edited to make it seem shorter
AnimaMemeAnimal
Nice try big chainsaw,
RandomMagus
It definitely skipped in the middle ya. Also I imagine they edited out the "ow, fuck!" as the log hit the guy
Kodaxmax
also good luck getting a straight cut and not having the last few centimeters awkwardly snap off instead being cut.
LarnRegis
unmotorized chainsaw
StandAgainstTyranny
Ooooh i want one!
sitarhero
They look neat, but if I remember right, most are garbage and only last for a few uses.
elbowdeepinadictator
I bought a higher quality one of these. Didn't work that great. But after a good sharpening, it cuts REALLY well.
Teeheewink
So was it worth it in the end? Or is a silky saw still good enough or the better option?
elbowdeepinadictator
Never owned a silky saw, so I cannot speak for it. It was worth it for me to sharpen. It's a good option when backpacking.
YooperMan21
I've never had these type but the best saw me or any of my backpacking friends have used is non-collapsable Japanese curved saw. Yes you
YooperMan21
Lose compactness but it comes in sheeth and works great & doesn't bend, lose rigidity or sharpness like in more compact saws that I've used