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Jan 16, 2014 7:59 AM
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AutumnAtArcadeCity
I liked to read the "and shit" in sentences as if it were being used as a verb. It, uhh...changes the meaning considerably.
dirtyketchup
"And I would, like, wink at you and shit."
mustbefunatparties
"lol im so random"
KorruptJustice
Pilplox
Its a repost, but thank you. Favourited the OC, but lost it. Good thing you were here
des01700
Favorited for later use. . . Not single at all.
JediKnight
I got an awesome compliment yesterday: "Killer cheekbones." It was from just a random guy. Things like that make your week so much better.
dreambyday
I realize that I could only send these to my best friend, who is just a friend. I need to marry a best-friend-type friend.
TheBeastKnownAsKoala
This is some white people crap right here
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
I'm gonna use these on someone...someday...
Connor3736
This just gave me a lot of pick up lines
mexmetal13
Love this.
CptnApplesauce
*Furiously takes notes*
Mogmai
If anyone ever said one of these to me I would spread my legs so fast.
scott4117
Not only would I catch a grenade for you, but I'd also toss that shit back. No one throws a grenade and you and gets away with it.
zacletus
The story of cookie monster:
EPCOT
Okay but really, if someone needs help with the Oxygen mask, put yours on first. If you pass out you can't help them and they can't help you
WellFuckMyOzone
Exactly. At 40,000' above sea level, the average person only has 15-20 seconds of useful consciousness.
XxionxX
This one just pissed me off. I wanted to know why the creator wished potential injury or death upon others. Not cool.
EPCOT
I feel like people just don't know why you're supposed to do your own first. But that's why they have to tell you
JaxTeller
Husbanding just got A LOT easier. +1 you magnificent disaster.
icuponq
Are you a horse whisperer?
BucNasty
I hope it did. Cause I'll let you in on a little secret Jax. Your life is about to get very stressful and difficult.
vanella
...so did being a wifey :) My hubby love the polar-bear compliment!
QuadrilateralEnix
GetBackToWorkYouFool
I feel like i would totally say ALL of these
epurella
how`s that dating site going, imgur?
VoteForLubo
Some legitimate questions about Cookie Monster were raised and I want answers.
ArdentSlacker
Never let them know about Cookie Clicker.
ipostthings
The Cookie Monster's birth name was Fred. He later aquired the nickname for obvious reasons. As a mutation, he is the only one of his kind.
Somnophobe
And if not answers, then cookies.
chickabiddy
Why not both?
VoteForLubo
I like your style.
Somnophobe
Thank you.
TheFlyingHellfish
And not only Cookie Monster but all the Sesame Street and Muppets.
blablablablu
somebody should make a whole documentary on this.
TheFlyingHellfish
I now think of them as ALF: solitary representatives of an entire species, maybe even planet.
Fuckweasel
"And I would, like, wink at you and shit."
chemistrydoc
"I was just looking at a bunch of sunset pictures...so"
OhnoDinosaur
this was my favorite
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Just used the polar bear one (Girl doesn't know what imgur is). Wants me in her pants now. +1 to OP and DOC
Summersky
Wow. Every. single. one. is hilarious and really, really charming. I love this. It's so cute/beautiful.
Turtleyturtle
This is the most Michael Cera thing I've ever seen.
cpreble
I saw a Michael Cera movie once. twice. ok, a few. this come's right after those, though
Turtleyturtle
Well.. yeah okay he's pretty cool.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Holy shit, you guys! My first viral post! Thank you so much. I went to take care of a ticket at work and it had 100 points, came back to 1k!
sadwastedmexican
OP, where did you find these? I really like them
Danisawrz
Post more please!
MalaMia
My guess is tumblr.
INTERJECTION
good for you
ClockworkQuackingSheep
that bugging one really describes me. it is my way of flirting.
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
Am I the only one who read these with the voice of Demetri Martin in mind?
thatssopro
your username +1
ILikeCoke
I pictured him saying the carpet one.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Him or Mitch Hedberg, yes
wubbus
I quite literally read the second half of these with his voice in my head.
TheJerkNessMonster
"Your hair looks like wet popcorn." (Am I doing this correctly?)
Scoregasm666
I swooned
WhatTheFucksALommy
"I like the parts of your face...that...are covered in skin."
whysoseverus
*grimace*
thatssopro
*runs and pours water on popcorn to see what it looks like*
An7im0
Yes, yes you are! That's plain beautiful and im about to use it with my girl....oh wait... I don't have a gf :(
idontwannayoucantmakeme
I also wanted to add if you can be with someone that finds these both hilarious and adorable... they're a keeper
Eveybot
Boyfriend and I relate to and send a lot of these to each other, haha.
TheLunaLeo
Sent it to my girl and she absolutely loved it! Got a keeper here :p
SquirrellyWhirly
I wrote a bunch of these & sent them to my bf when he was deployed. I thought he'd think they were lame, but he brought them all back :)
almostahero20
I have found these both hilarious and adorable, I am a dude so, ladies wassup?
spiritussancto
my boy and i send these to each other whenever we come across a new collection. gods i love that man
knowcaresmsuic
Thank you for posting these... I relate to way too many of them when I think about my wife....
nochickflickmoments
i love that you get how hilarious and adorable i am!
keyqueen
I always forward these to my BF. He loves them, and tells me his favorites :)
ifailedcalculusbecauseimgur
TIL I'm a keeper! :D
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
ME TOO! Wanna date?
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Indeed.
Siyo
Workin' on that. ^.^
beepboop21
At the beginning of our relationship my boyfriend sent one of these every morning. So fucking adorable.
keyqueen
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?
beepboop21
He got tired of typing it out, but he managed to keep it up for a good 5 months so I was still impressed! Now it's just for special stuff :p
keyqueen
Well that's super sweet. I came up with a list for my anniversary of 365 reasons why I loved my boyfriend... so I know it can be taxing.
nzreefie
I read these and sent them to my partner before seeing this comment... he thought they were great. And his name is Patch so I'm keeping him.
dbread
I like these, gonna use them from time to time on my girlfriend, thanks OP!
LiRivera
Totes using the rainbow one in the future.
iwillregretthis
Just sent this link to my boyfriend. This perfectly describes our relationship. Thank you OP!
TittyMcButt
I think they're both hilarious and adorable. Keep the PMs to a minimum boys
cutmylifeintopizza
I send one of these to my boyfriend every morning :)
kevlarkate
My boyfriend and I have had a rough few months. I'm gonna start sending him one of these per day so he smiles :) Day 1 starts today
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Let us know how it works out!
kevlarkate
He thinks they're funny :)
Haircut
i texted these one by one to my gf the first time i found them, i forget where, and she was sad when i stopped sending them. now i have more
NightRush
If reading these makes you think of someone... that's a keeper.
blackguard89
I can think of alt least 3-4 ladies.....should I keep them all? I don't think their boyfriends would approve though..
somis
Your comment just made my heart ache. A lot.
TheFraggler
Reading these made me think of someone alright...
thatpoorplatypus
should i marry my best friend? i didn't know i was a lesbian
thirdlifecrisis
Yep. Now, how do I get this person to date and then wife me? haha
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
They make me think of me two years ago when I used to say stuff like this to my now ex...
jesuschristincarnateasada
Reading these made me think of Michael Cera...your move @NightRush
NightRush
athnndnly
Reading these made me think of my ex.
Viscer
does that make her a loster or a gonester?
MyNameIsNotCreative
Me too, friend..
ThisNameIsNotAboutYou
I also just realised this. Oops.
ghostedd
samesies. *sigh*
aeroai
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Futurama-Oh-I-Made-myself-sad.gif
DontReallyNeedAUsername
the feels on the bus go round and round… its been exactly 14 months since i broke up with my first girlfriend ever. i stalked her fb today
trrrrrravis
She was the first but not the last. Stay positive and you'll attract another to send these strangely lovable compliments to.
DontReallyNeedAUsername
thanks for the kind words of strength, stranger :) It does mean a lot.
dittu
yeah....left me....
DontReallyNeedAUsername
keep your head up, man, you'll have a great life :)
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
I have dailyoddcompliments on my favorites so I guess I'm adorable and hilarious! No, wait... that's not how it goes. Please like me!