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Attack The Block
A street gang of kids must team up with a woman that they mugged earlier in the day as the vanguard against an alien invasion.
Writer/Director Joe Cornish was inspired to make this film when he was mugged (the mugging that starts the film is a recreation of how it happened to him) and realised that his muggers were just as scared as he was. Although the protagonists of this film are criminals, the film doesn't paint them as bad guys, but also doesn't make excuses for their behaviour.
A comedy-horror-action film, this has social commentary, some very cleverly original monsters, and is very funny. Anybody not used to British accents & slang will probably need subtitles, and maybe Urban Dictionary open in a tab.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0gm7dHKKc
The Descent
6 women go spelunking, but soon it becomes apparent that they may not be alone.
This is a proper, old-fashioned horror film. It's not ironic, it's not a comedy, it's just about tension. And it's a slow-builder. It manages to wring plenty of tense moments just out of spelunking, long before the creatures show up.
Make very sure you watch the British cut, as the American cut has the ending changed, which makes it both lame and nonsensical.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSYg7Z1KS_I
Hot Fuzz
A policeman is stationed in a small country village because he's too good at his job and is making everybody else in London look bad. Once there he finds it hard to settle into the more laid-back country life.
The basic premise of this film is - what if you took a gentle rural British police story and filmed it like it was Bad Boys 2? If you want a grounding in British police story tropes, then this film has plenty, all used to great comic effect.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayTnvVpj9t4
In The Loop
A comical look at the political manoeuvring that led up to the invasion of Iraq.
Before he was Doctor Who, Peter Capaldi was best known as Malcolm Tucker, the very sweary spin-doctor of The Thick Of It. This is his big-screen outing. Splitting its time between the UK and US political entities, the film is fictionalised, but based on interviews with real people both in Downing Street and the White House, and politicians have commented that the kinds of ridiculous things depicted are the kinds of things that do actually happen in those places.
If you've seen Veep, then this is by the same people, and very much in the same vein.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrqMkCuHqA
Kill List
A hitman is given some contract work, but is soon caught up in something horrible that he doesn't understand.
This is a horror film that is initially confusing, and which remains somewhat ambiguous throughout. Don't expect any easy answers, but do expect a dank, oppressive atmosphere throughout. There is some quite nasty gore, but the most notable aspect of this film is how grim and unpleasant it seems while you're watching it. That often wouldn't be seen as a recommendation, but that's exactly what it is in this case.
A proper, old-fashioned British horror film.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqkqF--v1tg
Kingsman: The Secret Service
A young delinquent man calls in a favour his dead father is owed and finds himself recruited by an independent organisation of secret agents.
This film is both a pastiche of Bond films, and a proper spy film in its own right. It never takes itself too seriously, but doesn't forget that there should be great action and a globe-trotting plot.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8F-8tR8to
RocknRolla
A look at the lives of gangsters, centred around a real-estate scam.
Another film that doesn't take itself too seriously. There's a labyrinthine plot, but the main attraction for this is the characters. Lots of fun characters doing lots of fun things.
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, and Snatch are the director's two previous films, and are generally better regarded, but I think this one is superior to both.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQCdLIz3BY
Shaun The Sheep: The Movie
Shaun and the rest of the sheep have to head into the city to look for the farmer, after an accident sees him carried away in a caravan.
This is very silly. It's also very, very funny. There's no dialogue at all, which means that the animators had to work harder for every laugh. Obviously made by people who are very familiar with the work of the likes of Chaplin, Keaton, Lloyd, etc.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQvwiOWpj7o
Submarine
The growing pains of a 15 year old boy in Swansea in the 80s.
If Wes Anderwon were Welsh, then he might make something like this. It's a film that's about odd characters having life hit them in the face. It's charming, it's funny, and it's touching.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WCCdkVDr4
Sunshine
A group of scientists man a mission to save the dying sun, but not everything goes as planned.
Part thriller, part horror, this is a film that starts off fairly straight forwards, but becomes weirder and weirder as it continues. To say more would be to spoil it, but it's also absolutely gorgeous.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR40ZrdMosc
SoIWasWonderingHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeAndIamNotDisappointed
Shame,
blzbob
If you are even slightly claustrophobic do not, I repeat, do NOT watch the Descent. You are welcome.
boringfool
Submarine: an awkward teen movie +1
phersephoneia
Kingsman was a total gem. Submarine isn't worth the time.
skanktank
"A dank, oppressive atmosphere". Sounds like my in-laws house
Eli93
Submarine was created by Richard Ayoade, aka Moss
Spoonland
Tha fact itself that you did not mention 'This is is England' is...disappointing
quackisalive
Actually for Submarine it's if Wes Anderson was Moss from the IT Crowd. (Also it kinda reminded me of the manga Aku no Hana.)
SarcasticComment
My thoughts exactly
rumpus
FOUR LIONS. Get it watched:
emertonom
Rubber dinghy rapids, brother!
ProfChaos23
If you're going to mention Sunshine, you're obligated to mention the other gems from DNA Films: Dredd and Ex Machina.
SecretCatPolicy
As a Brit I cannot believe Americans can't understand us. We manage to understand you without any bother at all. Why is it so hard for you?
acridweasel
As a fellow Brit I have to point out that US culture is way more ingrained in British TV/film than the other way round. That's why I (1/2)
acridweasel
am more familiar with the differences between US regions than an average American is with UK regions. (2/2)
Lilshadow48
I understand you. So much so I recently caught myself pronouncing "H" like heych. I am worried.
xVancha
As another brit, that's just a common mistake that's specific to Britain for whatever reason. We're meant to pronounce it as "aych" as well.
BreadyStinellis
I find the pronunciation of some words confusing when I first hear them. Not the accent, the pronunciation. Like garage. Watch enough britis
BreadyStinellis
Tv and it's no problem. My guess is you hear American accents more than we hear british. There weren't a lot of opportunities pre-internet
SecretCatPolicy
OK, but why is it confusing that someone might pronounce things differently from you? I mean I don't hear South African accents much but
BreadyStinellis
Was talking about the band Wet, Wet, Wet. I had never heard of them before and thought she was saying what, what, what. She got irritated.
BreadyStinellis
The pronunciation is only weird the first time you hear it. Especially if it's a phrase you've never heard. My friends mom.is scottish and
SecretCatPolicy
I can understand the accent, pronunciation, dialect words without much difficulty. I find it weird that the only people who seem to really
SecretCatPolicy
consistently claim it's hard are Americans. No criticism intended, as an EFL teacher I'm interested in this as a phenomenon.
Megalith
Very well put, I was expecting highly patriotic, tea-harbouring insults, as per usual!
BreadyStinellis
That's because we're not all fucking moronic dicks.
HillaryClintonsEyes
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is another good one.
Rydmeister
Is that the one where someone gets killed by a man wielding a dildo?
lamoinejeff
The Man From U.N.C.L.E was a very underrated movie. I know it's more recent than these others but a very good movie.
100xstupid
Hell yeah! Loved that one
Blackcoog
I second that! The Man From U.N.C.L.E was awesome.
wulfansur
Oh wow, a list where I've actually seen everything.
RandomBrony
In Bruges! It's amazing!
MrBurbles
Attack the block is a great movie
Threns
BLOCK! BLOCK! BLOCK!
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
I really liked attack the block. It was a breath of fresh air in the Sci-fi genre
TheMightyAceric
"That's blacker than my cousin Jeremy!"
StarvingGarbage
Respectfully disagree. The only one on this list I don't like. Everyone hyped it so much and it was very underwhelming.
ralphwiggles
I honestly thought people only watched Attack the Block to laugh at how bad it was.
ErikJohannsen
I expected nothing from that movie, having not heard anything about it. It still underwhelmed me.
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
Hyped in the UK or US? I only saw it hyped on some nerdy movie blogs.
StarvingGarbage
The US. I am always looking for new scifi and a lot of people (in real life and online) told me it was amazing. It was alright at best.
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
Movie watching is subjective. I had to go back & check its ratings because I have loved shit movies in the past. RT=90, Meta=75, IMDB=6.6/10
StarvingGarbage
I generally don't care about ratings, especially since I saw heckler. Ill watch anything and make up my own mind.
bigdog86
Rock Rolla better than Lock Stock & Snatch? Have a word with yourself OP!
srsfaceI8C
Snatch is my favorite of the three, but it's pins and needles between them all. Every last one is movie excellence.
ReMatttch
I actually like Revolver the most out of Ritchie's movies
StTriniansHeadBoy
The weird one where he was married to Madonna and into Kabbalah? That was an incoherent mess, and not in a good way.
ReMatttch
Noooo the one with Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Andre 3000, Statham plays a con man out for revenge against Liotta, a renowned gangster
StTriniansHeadBoy
That's the one. Supposedly significant numbers all over the place, eg three pound notes. The whole thing is about gaining enlightenment.1/2
LittleRikey
Harry Brown should be on there
DaithiUK
I'll second that. Great film.
deltajesus
That's the one that should be retitled "Michael Caine shoots a bunch of chavs" right?
LittleRikey
Yeah that's the one
Yoggington
Well shit, I always thought the Descent was so trash I use it as the standard of how bad other films are. Maybe I watched the wrong version.
rook1786
I thought it was complete trash as well. Didn't care about the ending change, just the whole movie was garbage imo.
UH60Mechanic
So okay.. the actual ending... is not like the ending that you probably saw. It changes pretty much fucking the entire tone of the movie.
boogaloobear
Also that shot where she stabs her friend in the neck with the ice pick thing. That was fucken brutal. That movie was crazy.
boogaloobear
Is the real ending the one where she thinks she's driving away but then wakes back up and she's still in the cave? That's what I saw
VickyVallencourt
That's the British version... The American version just ends while she's in the car looking at her daughter
boogaloobear
That sounds dumb. I'm glad I saw the better version. Waking up somewhere scary when you think you're safe. Now that's a good twist
CrissCross35
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch and Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, are some i would recommend as well.
100xstupid
I was walking past a tv when alpha papa came on and accidentallt watched it all. Great movie
houston515
saw attack on the block, kingsmen and hot fuzz, awesome movies. I think John boyega was amazing in attack on the block
vampyrita
Was Attack The Block the one where the aliens are like dogs but their mouths glow blue and stuff? I've been trying to remember.
houston515
yes that is exactly it
vampyrita
That was a good movie. Thanks for helping me remember!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Yeah the one where the aliens looked like that dog/mutt like alien in Ben10.
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Big gorilla, alien wolf motherfuckers, yes.
WalmartCop
I remember I had seen Boyega somewhere before star wars, then it hit me. Dude was awesome in that film
StTriniansHeadBoy
Yes, I probably could have mentioned that people interested to see what he did before Star Wars should watch that.
wdasm42
Well you can clearly see it is him in the movie poster, no need to mention him :)
Wandyx
+1 for your user name. LOVE St. Trinians!
StTriniansHeadBoy
Thank you.
CluelessAmerican
Don't giv uh fuk bluh bluh bluh
niksta
I got it right away!!
StTriniansHeadBoy
Guess the people downvoting your comment don't remember the lyrics to the song in the film. Although it's "brap brap brap". Noise of a gun.
MoTheCentaur
No snatch? Do you hate pikeys or something?
mormerill
You peen-arse!
SirTimTimOfSealand
I fuckin hate pikeys. This will get messy.
Theycallmekoke
Proper focked
memesis
There's no snatch on imgur without a Mature tag.
Lezio
Sie Germans Tommy!
dkae
you like dags?
ThisIsJustToComment
Anything to declare?
ThisIsJustToComment
Yeah, don't go to England. fucksake
Tippster
Do ye like dags?
bep256
I once had a verbatim of that conversation, with a Scottish guy who had never seen the movie and didn't know he was playing the other guy.
Tippster
Heh. Beautiful.
finstad4
Dags? Oh yeah, I like dogs. I like caravans more.
SickSickIndividual
ANeidACaravanFirMeMa
czaarticus
For who?
SickSickIndividual
MeMa!
SickSickIndividual
MeMuddur
MantisToboganMD
Tyronne you silly fat bastard
anthrax4breakfast
I ate fuckin pikies!!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
*I fookin ate' Pikeys
redsalmon
Or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Synopsis: ohfuck, they're so fucked, fuck fuck fuck, even more fucked, how are they gonna unfuck this, they're fuckin not, fuckity fuckfuck
HawasKaPujari
Or Mean Machine, Layer cake or Death at a Funeral or Cashback
StTriniansHeadBoy
Like Snatch, I like it, but think RocknRolla is better.
HawasKaPujari
I mean how is RocknRolla better? Snatch and LSn2SB are hilarious every minute of screen time.
StTriniansHeadBoy
I just thought it was more fun and better scripted. All taste is subjective.
Herosanoj
I can totally understand your point. The Archie slap is just hilarious.
KnightOfTheBrohirrim
WILL EVERYBODY JSUT STOP GETTING SHOT.
UH60Mechanic
you've "lost" gorgeous george?
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
He's not a set of bleedin car keys now is he?
trujello2013
Best movie I've seen in a while!
JLPDayton72
I f*ckin hate pikeys. Mark my words....this will get messy....
StTriniansHeadBoy
I like Snatch, but I think RocknRolla is better.
ThePotatoBandit
Well I'm gonna have to go find a pig farmer now. OP where's that place that take care of your mom?
pizzapowers
Fuck off mate
DennisDoesStuff
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
brobocop187
You pikey bastard
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I agree but don't tell anyone.
MoTheCentaur
Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
Yozza11
Lock stock is better than both!
Fitzandthefool
I thought i was the only one to think that!
GrouchyOscar
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
OP, you silly fat bastard
Reckless187
Don't hurt me uncle Archie! I'm only little!
NiCrAlY
no layer cake?
shmekie
Layer Cake is one of the best action dramas I've seen
Abbadoll23
Sorry, there are people who haven't seen Hot Fuzz? It's 2016, for Christ's sake.
samsonguy920
Yeah, isn't it custom by now to take your kid to see it after they are born and leave the hospital?
ForTaxReasons
I mean...I haven't seen it because I live in India and only heard of it tangentially through that "shame" jpg. And also I'm lazy.
BreadyStinellis
Unpopular opinion, I thought it was boring as hell. Didn't laugh once. Loved Shawn of the dead and the world's end though.
tibetansandfox
sorry for you downvotes mate. i love shawn of the dead but hot fuzz isnt nearly as good. Havent watched the worlds end.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Going by your username, I'd guess you've seen Attack The Block though, right?
alpinej0e
I'd give World's End a miss.
tibetansandfox
yeah i havent been planning to watch it. Here have a +1 to ge escape that 1 guy who is downvoting you
ILikeShorts
I dunno. That guy in Attack the Block kinda looks like a traitor to me.
Limitfromspace
I don't watch films with TRAITORS in them!
FuckYouOlly
Allow it
BeesTasteLikeHoney
Moses, ninja!
ThatOneGuyWhoModsThings
TRAITOR!
Definitelynotareptile
WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY
ClassicFrank
WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY WHAPPITY
KelpMeOut
I scrolled to the comments section and i was not disppointed.
Camboogie
*spins*
TheOneWhoAteYourPizza
While Hot Fuzz is rightfully on this list, you should've includes the rest of the Cornetto Trilogy (Shawn of the Dead, The World's End)
PICKABELLYCOTTON
This guy gets it
jdsmilez
I loved Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz but TWE end felt mehhh. Just opinionating
mmmmmmShaiHulud
I thought that was the general consensus. Pegs character was just too unlikeable and learns nothing.
DrFolk
Agreed
5SecondFuse
SOTD, brilliant. Hot Fuzz, one of my favs. TWE, terrible, only got half hour into it. Turned it off
Facedancer
nah,it just fuels the idea that those two are in every british movie
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Yes! I was wondering why World's End wasn't on here
FreddieBW
I thought the trio was Paul, hot fuzz and shaun of the dead
voxolotl
Paul wasn't directed by Edgar Wright, it's not part of the trilogy. :p
FreddieBW
Fair, I just thought green alien, mint cornetto
UH60Mechanic
TWE was super depressing and legitimately made me cry.
Nomulus
Hell, there are parts of Shaun of the Dead that get me teary eyed. Even Walking Dead didn't get me crying when my fave characters died.
mcretso
Yeah, for all the jokes, the story is about a guy who'd rather kill himself and destroy the world than grow up.
UH60Mechanic
Yep, it came out right before I left for BCT, and that was the point I hit right before I joined. I saw so much of my shitty self in him.
TheManFromOklahoma
Wow... I really need to go back and rewatch that movie cuz I don't remember that shit at all.
PICKABELLYCOTTON
This guy gets it
StTriniansHeadBoy
That would only leave 7 places for non-Cornetto films. Too homogeneous.
akiba22
Could just have them all as one entry listed as the Cornetto trilogy
StTriniansHeadBoy
I should probably also mention that I don't like The World's End. I posted the most accessible one, and people can do their own homework.
PaprikaSix
TWE > Attack the Block
ImDarkerThanYou
I love how you make a list for people but then once it's there you're like "fuck off mate research it yourself". Also Shaun the Sheep. YES.
akiba22
Well then.. http://imgur.com/zaAJLAH
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chettlar
Should have mentioned it in Hot Fuzz's description at least.
StTriniansHeadBoy
It's mentioned on the poster and in the trailer.
SpoonieLegit
Layer cake?
ButterfaceTaintClown
no thanks I've already had breakfast. ask me again at elevenses.
KevinDoesWhatKevinDoesBecauseKevinIsKevin
...is a good movie too
AllHailConsuela
Yes. Yup. Affirmative. Do it.
twozilla
One of my favorite movies
wantondisregard
Death at a Funeral, Whitnail and i
Selekta
Here hare here..
Goffkid
ARE YOU THE FARMER?
AMFMAN
Oxfords not Brogues
AlecStarling
I went to see Kingsman in theatres like 5 times
AMFMAN
I will forever regret I didnt
JohnnyComeLast
In The Loop is one of the funniest movies I've seen purely for Peter Capaldi's insults
riegspsych325
his swearing is a work of art. He just weaves a perfect, hateful tapestry of vulgarity
ImDarkerThanYou
Have you seen The Thick of It? It's the series that came before the movie. "come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"
JohnnyComeLast
I have yeah, "this is like the Shawshank Redemption; only with more tunneling through shit and no fucking redemption."
ImDarkerThanYou
hahahah I'm gonna have to crack open the boxset i think
JohnnyComeLast
Think I will too, one of the few TV series I have the full box set of
CertifiedTintinologist
KILL LIST is fucking insane. Absolute BEST suspense thriller I've seen since The Sixth Sense came out in 1999. WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT
UH60Mechanic
IT'S ON WATCHFREE!!!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
All sorts of interesting new phobias from that film.
igotwarrants
Movie fucked me up. Watch Down Terrace too. Same director
CertifiedTintinologist
I love Ben Wheatley. Have you seen A FIELD IN ENGLAND? That movie is absolutely nuts as well.
igotwarrants
I'll check it out. Thanks!