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What's that gigantic box on my stoop?
Oh shit, it's SS. Better late than never. Sorry you had a rough Christmas @palmo but you've made this girl very happy. (Sorry this is sideways. I'm too excited to edit.)
Oh dayum.
Little does SS know, I'm obsessed with Alien.
I'm an illustrator and a huge fangirl of asoiaf so this is just perfect.
Neat. I love legos.
Dragon sculpture made by SS's buddy. Very well done.
I do origami a lot and I've never been able to make one of these roses. It's beautiful.
Ships are the best and models are better.
Yum yum
This was marked "open last." Are you kidding me? This is amazing.
I am Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home. Thank you so much @palmo This is my first year doing this and you blew my expectations away.
Roboholic
I got the same uss constitution kit. Going on 8 months and still halfway
Kennleth
From the title I thought the SS was still recruiting...
aftri
Schutzstaffel? No thanks, don't want that delivery
pantsbazooka
This is amazing. I have walked to my mail room in my building everyday so far. I saw one day it will show up.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
"Six Twelve"? Yeah, why not make it harder for delivery people.
noyolo
They've done it again! /a/ALghH
ZircZZ
@palmo
ChucklePiss
SS you say?
?1
TannerSupe
When I saw SS I instantly thought Nazis. I was very confused for about half of this post
Veggisaurus
You lucky bastard. You go SS.
Maldraek
Imgur reading the letter in the second pic: http://imgur.com/LBwkn
Bortus
Needle for the interested: http://www.valyriansteel.com/shop/swords/needle-arya-stark/prod_63.html
ThreeDimesDown
I like how the street numbers are keeping me on my toes.
OrigamiShark
+1 for origami.
KingMe343
So who was your SS? Himmler? Goring?
ematic
I remember building model cars, at 1:24 scale... 1:150 scale...wow. That's a big ship.
Mexrose75
At this point, I would appreciate a card. Still waiting...... Hey SecSanta, reading my comments?
kingfrank
"What's a frigate?" "When you just don't give a damn." - Frasier
PostingJohnBarrowmanEveryday
That is awesome OP! :)
sexyGandalf12
Did not know the SS were still around
HessianGhost
SS you say?
Huge0
https://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/6248/26245030_.jpg
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
giggleface37
Definitely did not think of Secret Santa when OP said SS.
PurityOfEssence
That's intense
BumbleButt
It's fucking amazing.
PurityOfEssence
Better than my zero Christmas presents for sure
BumbleButt
https://imgur.com/EHEQCku cat tax. I'll carry this sword everywhere now.
Bortus
You probably shouldnt tbh
BumbleButt
Stop me, I have a sword.
Bortus
http://imgur.com/6wlBbVD
Dusty49
I think we need some scale for the sword, I thought it was a letter opener at first but I'm not sure now
BumbleButt
https://imgur.com/UBNKeeq it's as long as my leg almost and I'm 5'7". I have no rulers or bananas handy.
370zJustin
Is it made of real steel, like is it strong enough to I dunno maybe sword fight someone?
BumbleButt
Yes, it's not sharp though. I have stabbed the box everything came in a few times.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
we would have been really disappointed in you if you would have not done those things :)
palmo
Poke someone yes, I think it is stainless and not full tang so probably poke them and run away
palmo
Glad it made it alright if a bit late! Also if anyone likes the sculpture my friend's etsy shop is called The Jaunty Badger.
wollington
..............
ChaosandKindness
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Zachakx
You went all out, man. How nice
palmo
Never give a nerd money, we do stupid things like this.
treeskier
That's quite a haul there.
Lastshadow94
Where did you get Needle?
palmo
This dude named Mikken.
BumbleButt
You da real MVP
palmo
I'm just some jerk that transferred my drunk online shopping to a stranger's benefit this year.
BumbleButt
Well it paid off big time! I can't thank you enough.
palmo
You thanked me plenty, I'm glad you liked what I got you. Here's to 2017 being a better year for the both of us!
BumbleButt
Cheers to that!
Doctorofdeath1
The SS have always been into delivering suprises.
Huge0
Ah I remember my first SS visit https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSrLHV5jWwOmn8f5O1sCnfTlRJDmKZNXbU-mKqPMtuH7ZdIHC48A
Huge0
https://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/6248/26245030_.jpg
CrazyDragonBoy
As a Norwegian I have to ask: Do they just leave the parcel outside the door if noone is home? Isn't that kind of risky?
olliewolf
Its pretty common in NYC to hear stories of people's packages getting stolen, especially around christmas. Its on the local news sometimes
AverySillyName
Nah it's cool, they knock on the door before teleporting away
mthrndr01
Hell, UPS guy used to just dump things in the halls in my apartment complex. Nothing ever got stolen.
somadicouldspitfire
I live in the USA... it's extremely common for UPS/FedEx/Amazon,etc to leave packages if no one is home.
isthisnecessary
It's at the delivery driver's discretion. If it's a bad neighbourhood they'll take it to a depot for pickup.
MeatSackOfWater
It's kinda weird but there is this unmentioned honor code about this. Although there are exceptions, people will fug u up if they see this.
tikimiki
Yes. Sometimes you can give instructions on how to hide the package, or just pay extra for signage
BumbleButt
It is a bit but I live in a good area so it's cool
FairweatherHobbyist
Large parts of the US has low rates of property crime. It really depends on the area.
palmo
It cost more to have them require signature and I wasn't sure she would have a car/way to pick it up. I took a risk
CrazyDragonBoy
I see. I'm just not used to that practice in Norway, here we always have to pick it up at the post office if it doesn't fit in the mailbox
daelith
Many places in the States you have to do the same thing otherwise it will disappear. Package theft is a thing here.
CrazyDragonBoy
*at least how far as I know. Thank you for your answer!