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When the acid kicks in just as you start making out
leprekhanofdeath
Have you heard?
MaybeIamaLion
They are adorable! Look at all the toys! Now just get rid of the mirror and offer them some sand and fresh branches and it'll be perfect.
MrLawrenceLady
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
GlowstickJedi
They gonna frick
Jackofall
Still a better love story than Twilight.
MissPizzaDemon
Wow. Birds can find love and I'm just single, eating celery and peanut butter
profilename
do they bang?
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
"Hey bb budgie, I'm not a lovebird but for you I could be ;-)"
Nicercy
Not to knock your nature documentary, but Paulie was the best bird love story of all time! #nobeastiality
Nicercy
On a side note, cute
TMWMarijke
#13 is how I flirt. I'm the girl bird.
LanieCakes
Seeing things like this almost makes me want a bird. But I have cats and that would just not work out.
catsandcheetos
Exactly! I have two cats and want a bird so badly, but I wouldn't trust them to not eat my bird haha
FullMetalBtch
My old 80# dog was terrified of my asshole cat. The cat was terrified of my lovebird bc he bit him on the nose once for getting handsy.
lychstar
Sorry to be that guy, but I'm relatively certain that her new bird is a boy. The color of its Cere (the area around its nostrils)... (1/2)
IStillHateMichaelCera
Her "Boy bird" also looks like a female to me. The colour of her Cere is brown, which indicates female. If I'm remembering correctly
lychstar
It would but he doesn't have the genetics to generate a different cere. His behavior points towards a male too. I'd say 99 % certainty. 8)
lychstar
has too much white and purple in a young bird for me to see a girl. Although it would help to know its age. (2/2)
itszepet
Don't forget that with albinos and lutinos, you can often not ever see any obvious cere colour. Males can even be bronish there, and pink.
lychstar
I know. The sex is not a safe bet, for sure.
lizabean
Also could be a juvenile
lychstar
Yeah, it's a young bird.
madvixen
I agree with you fellow budgie lover.
lizabean
Albino parakeets of both genders can have pinkish/purplish ones so it's nearly impossible to determine gender this way in those
lychstar
Nearly, but not impossible. :P I could be wrong, of course.
madvixen
Boys tend to still have blue while girls have a more white cere. After they age the males stay purple and females go brown.
IknowDaWay
My adult creamino hen has a light pink/purple cere that was white/blue as a juvenile. Males are a more vibrant pink/purple in that variant.
lychstar
Oh I love creamino! Congrats on a beautiful bird.
madvixen
False. Hens cere goes brown even in the albino/latino variety. Males stay purple/pink.
IknowDaWay
Well they do go brown at times (just like other variety budgies) when they're in a breeding mood.
IknowDaWay
Though color is a little subjective and does vary slightly on an individual basis. I think that's we're both pretty much right.
aggressivecuddles
anonymous182
Can't... Stop.... Watching....
kofthenorth
He's all- hey baby, and she's all - you're scaring me!!
GruesomeFlowers
that bird has no chill.
rinzlerslist
"FUCK ME! FUUCCKK MEEE!! FUCKK!! PLEASE! COME ON!!!" -the bird
soakedinmudd
Super relevant:
TurkeyBaster
Planet Earth! A couple weeks ago i was watching that part on shrooms and found it HILARIOUS.. Then confusing and scary.
thunderboltsandlightning
http://imgur.com/gRkVtnJ
hitlerdidnothingwrongbabymolesterpsychorapistbukkakeafi
Comment for later use
ThylacoleoCarnifex
Because of your username I'm picturing it hopping forwards screaming "AGGRESSIVE CUDDLES!" over and over. It's beautiful.
aggressivecuddles
hey it's what i'd do
palilula
Are you sure it's a girl?
Keesa
I'm pretty sure that's a male myself. Male budgies with those colourations tend to have the pinky purple noses instead of blue.
theshoeminator
The white one has recessive traits, making it very hard to tell the difference just going by the cere color.
Fendeezy
I had parakeets myself, blue nose is boy, peach nose is girl. Both seem to be male.
Keesa
they both turned out to be male?
Fendeezy
There's a bit of blue on the blue ones nose which makes me believe its male.
Keesa
How old is it?
1istheloneliestnumber
Fuck their happiness
Aggretsuko
but they're birds!
1istheloneliestnumber
And I'm extremely lonely divorcee. So what
circey
Twitterpated
bout2callbovice
Me trying to talk to women:
chicharronesconsalsa
Me talking to people.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
BITCH! AM TRIPPIN' BALLS!!!!
Pyrowolf1
Me trying to talk to women: http://imgur.com/oY2EpEW
bluewaterbridgetroll
She looks totally into it so at least there's that
sinfulsloth
http://imgur.com/nwQmUO3 Dat ass
LaBotte
RAZOR10000
DankSprankles
"She got a booty?" SHEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
zerobahamut03
After this picture I was almost certain the next one was fornicating birds.
mastercheif
Swiggity Swooty
porrages
I had a parakeet once. She made so much fucking noise and all she did was bite the shit out of me. I was okay with it when she died.
mijiza
Had one whose name was Coyote, best bird EVER. When he died, got one named Snow. What an bitey little asshole, and he lived for 12 years.
Petersenf
I have a flying squirrel who also makes a ton of noise and bites me. :( I hate that I will also feel okay when she dies.
anomaly23
When my parakeet died, my cousin told me to bury it with birdseed and it would grow a new bird. He lied.
rattlesnail
My mom has a sun conure and he is a gigantic asshole. He hates everyone. Especially men.
MrBuylowSellhigh
Fuck birds.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Do you have a cloaca fetish?
Bloominfreckles
I just can't LIKE like birds. My mother in law has a fucking ungodly amount...they freak me out. Tiny, unpredictable dinos
intensivex
I visited a bird sanctuary in FL once. They had this 50 year old African Grey. Very "sociable". They let me hold and pet it. (1/2)
Bloominfreckles
See, if it can talk to me and reason, perhaps. African Greys are cool and shit. "I love you, be good"~Alex the Parrot
intensivex
(2/2) - After a minute or so I go to give it back to the guy showing it and the thing nearly took my finger off. Bit into my nail bed. WTF?
RabbitLord
I like this bird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe1_WfX21d0
RabbitLord
He reminds me of a little kid....
MeArePaige
Haha I got sucked in to watching all his videos, soo funny.
ingelri
Did you not do any research before getting one? She was probably not tame enough to trust you, and birds make a lot of noise, genius.
porrages
This was twenty years ago and I was a little kid. Neighbor had one and it was cool. How about you go fuck off?
ingelri
Alright, so your parents did no research before getting one. Judging by your attitude, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Genius.
porrages
From my attitude you can tell that, like my parents, I don't research before buying a pet? Or are you just bad with idioms?
ingelri
Maybe I'm wrong to assume, but it aggravates me when people talk about their pet birds like they're completely expendable.
ingelri
I'm assuming by your current attitude to the parakeet you had as a child that you, like your parents, don't know much about keeping birds.
catsandcheetos
Cockatiels are so much better behaved than parakeets. :) I had one who was very sweet and liked to sit on my shoulder.
intensivex
I read that as shit on your shoulder.
catsandcheetos
Surprisingly she never did that! She never shat anywhere she wasn't supposed to haha. She liked to give my ear a nice bite though. owie.
QueenofFerelden
That too, I'm sure.
RogerSeagull
i have two cockatiels that had poor owners before me. now all they do is stay in their cage, and have always tried to bite if you touch them
Spacebread
That describes every interaction I've ever had with a pet bird. I do not understand why people have them as pets.
catsandcheetos
Many people don't know how to keep them. They are fairly high maintenance and have specific needs that most bird owners don't provide 1/2
catsandcheetos
so the bird will act out to express their frustration. Just like unhappy cats or dogs misbehave. 2/2
catsandcheetos
Aww. That's sadly a result of poor training on the previous owners part. But with a lot of time and patience, you can usually change that.
RogerSeagull
i use to try taking them out and work with them, but they never made improvement and it always stressed them out. i wish i could though.
catsandcheetos
It takes a LOT of time. You'd probably have to start with just putting your hand in every day with a treat until they learn not to bite 1/2
jimicos
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue.
madvixen
It's actually a Sky Blue Dominant Pied
Chintao
#11: what woman can do to man!
HamGrenade
My neighbor has a budgie named Freedom. She has It's wings are clipped so it can't fly away.
theprancingpony
:(
RUDEDOGG888
Even birds have a better love life than me
Obi2Kenobi
Even this bird has got more game than me. Guys. Guys im gonna die alone. In a basement. In a basement full of hateful midget porn. Guys halp
Bluebottles
I hope these birds are dateable in the next Hatoful Boyfriend.
FancyPrancer
I screeched really loudly when I read that
increaseblue
They'll be in the DLC. :D
Moocat
There are 2 parakeets in Hatoful Boyfriend. One is a cafe owner and one is a taxi driver. Neither are dateable.
accipiter
All that matters to me is finding supreme puddIIIING
BobifferJones
Pudding is love. Pudding is life.
K4tja
they are so kawaii :]
CominUpCherryz
Did anyone else do the BBL ending? That shit was fucked up.
FFKonoko
I loved how the insanity of the Anghel ends, and all the little hints (like the bleach) from other paths, came together...
TheShipper
Coo!! (10/10 Okosan is best burd)
whycellothere
What does this mean?
K4tja
japanese dating game where you date birds. they also have a human appearence but i don't know details
K4tja
just watched pewdiepie play it once
RaefWolfe
hatoful boyfriend is a game where you play a human in a pigeon high school and you can date them. Don't ask.
whycellothere
I promise never to ask.
heimarmarmene
You. I like you.
MrSpanksworth
I played that game for the first time with no prior knowledge, named my character 'Pussy' then this happens
Kehy
I honestly ended up loving the game, especially the game after the Dr line
FFKonoko
Oh man...Heartful/Hurtful... :( Poor scarecrow.
Mandarinduck
That would be coo.
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
you're doing everything right
Mirbus2000
Still a better love story than twilight
Probablylucy
#12 Omg did you see she just kissed me eeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^^
TheFlyingScottsman
Now kiiiiith
HappyEngineer
TragedyCake
This has never been more perfect
lisp
http://imgur.com/r/retiredgif
prattleassassin
necessary!
brikhouse2
This is the comment I was looking for
pukeachew
Haha this should be top comment, sorry I had to read so many to find it
barkleyp
this is the picture that convinced me to make an imgur account 2 faithful years ago and I haven't looked back since
barkleyp
well what do ya know it's been almost 3 years now!!
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
Was worried that this would somehow devolve into a bird sex gallery.
ultrapwnd
I thought that's what as about to happen at #9
MosDeaf
i watched parrots fuck at the zoo once.
ExitVanLeft
Legitimate concern
KatalinaWineMixer
How do birds have sex?
SouthwestMuckraker
I was hopeful.
Danasouris
*evolve
cjthomps
Frankly, I'm disappointed it didn't.
spacerocks
/r/....exists somewhwere
yougonelearntoday
Oh yeah they are gonna bang
Jezi23
ive got Cockatiels and I know why they refer to sex as the BIRDS and the bees (still confused bout bees part ) horny feathered bastards
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
I'm sad it didn't.
caolila
Nice cock.
theoriginaljfizz
About 5 pictures down I slowed my scroll...
SharksInSpace
Were you expecting http://tbib.org//images/3628/9829c3490900849b1dbd6bc777e107805fabd005.png perhaps?
DontDropThatPunThunThuunn
I was worried with you
WhatchaTalkinBoutWillis
I was hoping
NipplesTheEnchiIada
I was hoping they would fight, then have angry make up sex.
knifehandUSMCsemperfiOORAHyutKILLmotoboner
two kinds of people
NebulaPotato
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dracology
And yet you clicked load more images anyways. Not sure what that says about you.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
That would have been a little fowl.
SmerkBich
I was worried that it wouldn't. Now I'm sad. lol
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
*hoping
quantumregulator
Worried? I was excited.
AnalBeard
Birdystyle.
taylorisnotacat
I was worried the last picture would be one of them viciously attacking the other.
WishingICouldPutAnApostropheInMyUsername
Was disappointed that this didn't somehow devolve into a bird sex gallery.
barry1991
"Next week on Imgur..."
strugglesnuggler
Birds are just feathery dinosaurs... so that means it's okay
cyno01
*disappointed it didnt
THEGR8MIKE
I'm disappointed that it didn't.
oaque
worried? i expected it. i'm disappointed that it didn't.
Boeggla
had those kind of birds earlier, waited for the one picture....
Dekker3D
That's part two, for when this one hits frontpage.
VognerCharking
*hoping
LetsGoWVU
I was honestly wondering why I kept scrolling when I knew how this would end. When it didn't end that way, I was pleasantly surprised.
Rivalyn
That's because OP stopped taking pictures when they were still doing foreplay. Lazy, lazy OP.
JamBarn
Devolve?!!!
MartyVentura
You're not the only one mate
TheoryofaNickelCreed
I ain't got no time for bird sex, I wanna fly
twostepsfromlost
I've never seen two birds going at it, I'd look at the pictures.
blitherypoop
You probably have, but haven't realized it. If you've ever seen one bird fly at another that was standing still and crash momentarily 1/2
blitherypoop
2/2 that's how they have sex. They just bump cloacae.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I've got a couple of doves. They fuck all the time, even when I'm eating.
TheSkeletonWar
I have a parrot that tries to rape my hand.
TheManWithTheGoldenShaft
Was gonna upvote, but you're at 69, and it seemed too appropriate. Do they ever do that while you're eating?
waynebradybitch
A year later and still at 69
Brockoala
Can you film that? Would make a nice gif.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Nice gift for whom? Nikola Tesla?
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
*facepalm* you people... Okay, I'll keep an eye on them and film it next time I see them at it.
Monster1776
You really need to deliver man.
SinoritaPlow
replying so i see said gif
xObserverx
never wanted to watch bird sex more than ever now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Brockoala
Yes please. Also film yourself eating would make it more... dramatic.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Ahm tryin'! I'm in classes all day, so it's kind of hard to catch them right now.
TheSilverUnicorn
Commenting for possible delivery
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
It'll be awhile... I gotta catch them in the act with a camera first.
waynebradybitch
@ChuckNorrisAteMySock pls
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I TRIED! THEY JUST WOULDN'T COOPERATE!