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ChinaMike808
The very fact that that thing actually thought 'I can do this' is amazing! Hell, I wouldn't do it, and I am 6' tall! Brave ol' baconbits.
Trustmeimaprofessional
Ground pork
isusersubthesameasunsuboncriminalminds
That little piggy did NOT go to market!
YeahOkFineSure
Okja!
Chamato
highly intelligent animals. he knew the truck ride ended in a problem for him. So he left.
newUName4BannedPurposes
That lil Piggie wasn't going to the market!
Shaftmaster
Truck stopped and picked him back up. He went to the market
NeverShaveYourDuck
Porkour.
thegioidien
I'm not going to die
REdesigns
Spider pig..
Nathan7378
Where's Charlotte?
normwh2110
That's one brave bacon... he will taste good on a burger.
Aussie84D
Brave Bacon ....
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ITradeNewds
Anyone else get some weird measure of satisfaction out of seeing the pig smoke the ground?
HapilyDamaged
awwww :(
Sternenkind
Oink oink mothertrucker
railgap
How is it standing and walking after that?
PlatyPunch
Is this the Okja prequel?
ieatass98
okjayaaaaaa!
TheMoest
And this little Piggie went wee wee wee all the way home.
RyanDerpderp
"My name Hemi the Pig and this is the "truck and roll!"
thatchernobylguy
How did he not break his neck?
Shltles
100kgs of fat
keeskeeshuughuugkeeskees
Pork roll! Really?! No one? Must be a Taylor ham crowd...
LandoCalrissiano
Run okja!
deckard12
FistPumpMyJunk
DarkSock
Ham on the lam...
IconicNebula
Woah black betty
andrefezzik
Pigs on the Wing
sangatster
Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long
mulligylan
Check out Willie Watson doing that song. Its great
RhyevriemValdread
What song was it to?
agentmichaelscorn
sawdustnbeer
I have heard that when domesticated pigs are let loose in the wild they revert back to looking like wild pigs. The longer hair and darker
mulligylan
They do. It takes time and they never quite look like a boar but they look wild as hell
FescueTheBarbarian
Probably turned into some badass wild hog, terrorizing the countryside.
dabutcha76
Hogger. He feeds on lowbie tears!
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
FescueTheBarbarian
That's my spirit animal
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
When in Rome...
IronMarla
Pigs are weird, they like INSTANTLY turn into boars when they're out in the wild, and in one generation in captivity they're pigs again.
IronMarla
Also, their back legs suck. If you can sneak up on them, you can just wheelbarrow them into a cage and they can't do fuck-all about it.
GoodGameYoungLad
I don't think you should try wheelbarrowing a wild hog
IronMarla
I haven't done it, but I've seen a pro do it. :) Dad's got a dirtbike training range right next to some Florida 'forest'.
IronMarla
The neighbors catch hogs that way on the regular. Can't eat 'em so well, they're riddled with parasites, so you breed 'em and eat the kids.
PapierTiger12
Hope it didn't break anything. That looked gruesome
GermanTranslation
Ich hoffe, es ist nichts gebrochen. Das hat grauenvoll ausgesehen.
hankstrong
Get well soon!
corgimas
Tenderised!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Better than where he was headed
LooseyGooseyBrett
Its at least been tenderized
HodorFirstOfHisName
pigs are tougher than humans
undercoverAhole
Considerably. A .22 calibur shot to the head can bounce right off.
Tanjus
Their heads definitely, im not so sure about the legs tho
bellaluna
The clip cuts off a few seconds early. He had a slight limp, but he was okay until the truck picked him back up to deliver him to slaughter.
snakeoilsalesman
Phew.
DunderMifflinSabre
He can't die before he dies
wigglepickle
I think they actually spared its life... as I recall
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Thanks God it was a happy ending.
Rich2600
That bacon was extra tender.
usersubbordercontrol
That lasagna looks extra crispy.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
That's my unborn baby.
fewe
That's my daughter*
Ivegotathingforflowers
Guess they didnt have to beat their meat bc the meat did it for them
uncleorandrew
This just makes me sad man lol
Daqonium
Couple people didn't like your joke lol
Noob3rts
That's fucked up man. If the pig is smart enough to escape, let the fucker go. Damn it all.
InnerUniverse
Yeah, let a boar hunter get him at a later date.
GreatLordCthulhu
Remind of http://www.shortlist.com/home/mouse-attacks-snake-to-save-friend
nerdyvet
Yes because feral pigs are never a problem xD
Thewayofthebear
Agreed. If it were me, I'd respect that.
Gayforbae
You'd loose however much money that pig costs?
CirdanShipweigh
Yeah if the rope snaps the hanged is free to go
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
was that ever a rule?
HighrockTendales
Not really. no. But I'm sure experts on the internet will tell you otherwise.
CharlieKnifeToe
It was at one point. They added 'hanged until dead' later to counter this.
CirdanShipweigh
In Russia definitely. One of the cases was decembrist whose rope snapped several (sic!) times and they still hanged him. Considered 1/2