The only reason the U.S. didn't get stomped flat in the War of 1812 was that we was just a side note to England; they were fighting for their lives against Napoleon. I didn't learn that until long after I got out of school.
Also, remember that "the 1812 overture" is an homage to the russians defeating napoleon in that war of 1812 and has noting to do with our war of 1812. Well, to the russian winter defeating napoleon.
0RocketCat0
You might as well start referring to this person as simply your "roommate".
TexMexHex
Jfc, you let stupid all up in ya.
wejustdontknow
Ah yes, that Vietnam was something to be proud of. /s
FermentTheRich3000
What about the war of the roses?
ItsaBeemer
Did you know he was an imbecile before you hooked up ?
SHDTGQOTW
I had a pretty bad concussion when we got together.
ItsaBeemer
That will do it. Your radar was down.
Elvenbane
Don't worry, the way things are going Canada will burn it down again.
TheUnnamedPoet
You can't fix stupid
Raventhief
You can, but murder is illegal most places.
Mariguamar
That don't fix it just erase it.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
Get out while you can now. You don’t want to spend you life with someone who denies reality.
Raventhief
Red is rad, blue is bad.
Ionico
Lol classic.
SHDTGQOTW
I seriously fucked that up?! Dammit! I can't even win at a meme
Raventhief
Are you the US in the War of 1812?
SHDTGQOTW
Touche...pronounces toosh as it would be if Americans could win a war
Raventhief
Guess we're all a bit touchy today.
arajad
The only reason the U.S. didn't get stomped flat in the War of 1812 was that we was just a side note to England; they were fighting for their lives against Napoleon. I didn't learn that until long after I got out of school.
InvidiousSquid
0RocketCat0
Also, remember that "the 1812 overture" is an homage to the russians defeating napoleon in that war of 1812 and has noting to do with our war of 1812. Well, to the russian winter defeating napoleon.
StonesTwice
Proves the point that, you can't teach stupid. Luckily he's your ex, and hopefully out of your life soon
GhostBear3067
The War of 1812 is a draw at best.
ItsaBeemer
Burning down the white house was fun tho.
Raventhief
Historical reenactments are on the rise. Just saying.
happyrabbitzz
Hexidimentional
A lot of americans dont realise that France won you the war of 1812
zanaria
The US teaches that the White House was closed for renovations... But it was burnt down...
A large number of people think the US can take on the entire world alone and win...
frischcode
What does he think happened in Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq?
SHDTGQOTW
It was a movie about Vietnam that started the debate
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
Drugs won the war on Drugs... without a doubt.
Scobragon
Wrong use of the meme. Also why the fuck was using AI your first thought?
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
Didn't need to go that far. The US clearly lost the war in Afghanistan, and is currently losing the war in Iran
Subtilico
Haven't won anything since WW2.
0RocketCat0
Hey, now. We also lost the war in iraq.
MRWNoDecentUsernameIsAvailable
That's... more arguable. Saddam is dead and Iraq is still a democracy, one of the few in the region.
0RocketCat0
We quit with that country still in turmoil. I think iraq may be winning a little, but i think we didn't.