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Fun stuff.
DaveSamsonite
#14
LawFiveGuy
#20 I'm a man so I'll think "hell yeah" because it's in the code, but if I'm being honest I have no idea why
HeyILikeDogs
#27 as a therapist, I think you just helped revolutionize my practice.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
#29 wish version of ron swanson. Happy fried day DK! I hope all of you had enough of whatever substance needed to get through this shit show of a week.
nothingunused
Damn, I saw the same thing. Maybe it's his cousin Dwayne.
geoffreyfourmyle
#46 we've had a doozy of a day, officer
drunkBoy
Call the cops Dale? And what, tell them we had a doozy of a day?
TinyRavenFeathers
#35 someone’s gonna get a splinter.
yeahhedugit
That's what he said.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
#39 I'd probably have a nostalgiagasm playing this
cuttlefishsticks
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Math_Blaster_Plus_1987
TheFishFace
I love you, donkey kong!
WolfFromTheTVShowFutureMan
https://i.imgur.com/jZXxT75
TheFishFace
Omg could I be pregante?
DarthInsomnias
Prolly
trinxter
#1 Cutest little killer ever.
khora
Do know harm.
WubBug
Math Blasters!! Man, the computer lab hour in school was the best.
Andaloup
#26 Wait until he sees the skull vodka.
threyon
You mean Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka?
Snuggelapolous
The best part is that Dan Aykroyd founded the company
fireclanninja1337
#20 hell yeah
jdore8
#20 He’ll yeah
kneebitten
#39 Try not to sum.
albaboss
@deafkitten you are a SILF
LizLittle
#8 bro you ARE the manager
kansascoast
#20 pretty sure this is Ryan Gosling in Barbie.
funkmoth
#46 a guy in my home town died doing this. Horrific scene.
McBzz
#9 since the dawn of “civilization”.
Shaodyn
#8 "I did a Nazi salute, live, on national TV, more than once, and not only do I refuse to acknowledge that I did a Nazi salute, I'm extremely angry that people keep talking about it." Did he ever consider, bear with me...not doing a Nazi salute?
DangerBaer
He's a nazi toddler testing boundaries, and the world would have been a better place if he'd been smothered in the crib.
BreakerSwitch
If I was giving him ANY credit I would say this was the test for "Can I do something atrocious and just gaslight my followers and have them support me through it?" but I don't think he's that clever. It's the "I could shoot someone on 5th avenue and get away with it" test as a result, though.
BreakerSwitch
He may have AS A RESULT tested this, but I don't think he went out there going "I'm gonna throw up a nazi salute, do it as explicitly as possible, do it AGAIN for emphasis, and then say it isn't one and we'll see if people agree with me."
Richter12x2
Not for one moment
chubbycubby
He's a troll
CelestialSea
Well he also supports the German Neo-Nazi AfD party. If he wanted to pretend it was anything but a Nazi salute maybe he shouldn't be so supportive of Nazis?
PotatoCatz
Nazis gonna Nazi.
Shaodyn
In retrospect, this is probably sarcasm. He's trying to drive engagement.
Zamm005
Remember that the retrospect is hum buying twitter and unbanning all the nazjs, and then constantly tweeting nazi shit, engaging with nazis and nazi shit...
Its not sarcasm, he IS trying to drive engagement... From nazis, and it has (which is why he hasn't apologiesed or tried to clarify)
TheDogInRiverwoodNamedStump
He's always the victim. Always. Narcissist.
Shaodyn
*Malignant* narcissist. There is a distinction. The only thing he cares about is how he's perceived.
Shaodyn
Not his family, not his friends, not his companies, not any of that. His public perception is it.
bigtwindaddy10
@deafkitten you're definitely a SILF!
deafkitten
bekindtoanimals
HAHAHAHA!
defurious
If only there was a nobel peace prize for shit posting
YetiSpagettee
Why does he not only post actually funny meme dumps but also has a vault of perfect response memes lool
bigtwindaddy10
albaboss
Dude look at a picture of him. He’s super hot too!! He’s gotta have a tiny pp. He can’t have it all!!
bigtwindaddy10
doppelfisch
Holy shit. I'd forgotten Kyle McLaughlin played his boss in that movie. Rusty core memory unlocked.
AyatollahBahloni
#13 Pat is an underappreciated gem
WaxyNips
Pat played with the Ween!
noone1415
#20 Hell Yeah!
arethesethey
Hell Yeah!
StabbyMcMurder
#21 true, and I've only been up for half an hour.
ipscfuntime3
#7 most people could probably get away with "oh shit, that didn't come out the way I meant it to", but Elon is publicly endorsing the AfD (neo nazi party in Germany), and funding their campaign.
When you're publicly supporting, endorsing, and financing nazi political parties around the world, you don't get the benefit of the doubt. This was a nazi salute.
ipscfuntime3
And I want to remind all Norwegians that we hadn't executed anyone for 70 years, we had basicly stopped executed people. Until the nazis came.
We made an exception for them. We executed everyone that took an active part in the nazi party. And when they were all dead, we stopped executing people again.
But we'll do it again. Don't think you can get away with supporting these cunts.
alyssaaac
#38
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
VerySmallDuck
philthedoh
You made me chuckle a few times when I really needed it, +1 to you good sir
Juttypants
#26 Ocean vodka. Made on Maui. Try to fit in a distillery tour if you're out there.
FarceMajeure
Not much of a drinker, but I want that bottle
Snuggelapolous
I'll drink it for you.
kozzillakilla
It’s good vodka and I keep the bottle to put dried flowers and eucalyptus in. It’s pretty!
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
#36 can someone explain this to my friend?
ShaddingtonBear
An adult toy for ladies
dreadpiratekhan
But why the firefighter hat?
youngfarty
It's a bucket hat. I think it's originally a photo of a guy in a red bucket hat and jordans, and whatever the rest of his outfit was is now covered by the photoshop of a suction vibrator.
iltani
because it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! /s