The world's most Irish Irishman

Sep 20, 2024 11:57 PM

chukyrlaw

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s cute

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Quite the Hardy Buck

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

No one would like to be seen in a John deere.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ba é Yu Ming a athair.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He’s pretty but I didn’t understand anything he said other than slurry. Did he drink a slurry?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awwww he's adorable

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Further background from the guys who interviewed him: https://www.agriland.ie/farming-news/watch-eoin-lynchs-rise-to-fame-at-ploughing-2024/

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s wonderful. And the interview was hilarious. He seemed a bit nervous at first and his accent not so pronounced, then 1/2 through the interview I needed a translator.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhhhh…… what??

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Slurry

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top lad

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh dear boy, you really don't want to be eating the slurry.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a play on the old saying that someone Eats, Sleeps and Dreams . No consumption of slurry is occurring.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need subtitles

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@Type17 made a great transcript for us :) /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284483

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

come to NEWFOUNDLAND, it sounds EXACTLY the same

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I got 40% of that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god I watched Highlander.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where the Spanish dude spoke with a Scottish brogue, and the Scottish lad had a French accent

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I can interpret all that, then I can interpret anything!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He just made several people really horney and encouraged a lot of irish immigrashion

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I met a Chinese gentleman in the scary part of Louisiana who had the thickest bayou accent. My brain couldn't align what I heard to what I saw, I literally had to ask if he was fucking with me. Turns out a huge group immigrated from China a few generations back, found a nice little spot and just learned english from the locals. I should give him a call, see how he's doing

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I need captions and google translate

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

@Type17 made a great transcript for us :) /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284483

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate you directing people to the translation. I don’t appreciate your username. It hurts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apologies. Did not mean to hurt you (I share the pain). But I did think Type17 at least deserved more recognition and hopefully upvotes for the effort :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't be eating slurry unless your name is Kilroy

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

He might just be making some thick sauces

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if ur eatin it, u made it wrong. gotta be drinkable

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kilroy?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pre-Farage fascist in the UK, got slimed with a bucket of slurry

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was around here a while ago…

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kilroy was here?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I understood it the 2nd watch. He's a farmer

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I got something about tractors at some point, that's all I got.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

@Type17 made a great transcript for us :) /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284483

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he's from Craggy Island

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DRINK

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Feck off, cup!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I love my brick!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know you're talking to a true Irish person when they give you the craic.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who's got the translation as I didn't recognize any of those words

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure he was describing how delicious his mystical breakfast cereal is.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Transcript: /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284503

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I looked up slurry as I was curious and it turns out farm slurry is a mixture of water and cow manure and this guy’s job is to spread it. Helped a little with picking up other bits and pieces with that context in mind.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I understood the part about John Deere

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Need Lisa to translate it for us

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm going to need one of these for this guy

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's at The National Ploughing Championships, which are held every September in a central location in Ireland (just held this week, and this year was the third year it was held at Ratheniska, Co Laois (pronounced 'leash')). It started as purely a competition for the best ploughing skills, but has now developed into a three-day behemoth with an attendance of 244,000 people on 800 acres. Probably similar to a State Fair in the US. More info: https://www.npa.ie

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Wow that actually looks like a good time, and as a Norwegian who hasn't been below the arctic circle in about a decade, it sounds like I won't boil to death in heat either.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

24 degrees C is a hot day in Ireland. The all time record is around 31degC, so yes, it’s fairly nice in summer - you know it’s summer because the rain is warmer.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hehe :D We had nearly 24C here above arctic circle for about a week, so I can handle that. But I'd have to visit france or such in winter to survive XD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus I knew it was big but I didn't realise that many people attended it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's a transcript. He's got a nice Cork accent, with typical Irish idioms and speech patterns. Seems a nice, decent guy too.

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

That's the transcript. Any chance of someone translating that into English now?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hero

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Interviewer: So, tell us your name and where you’re from, yourself.
Eoin Lynch: Eoin Lynch from Mitchelstown in Cork, Munster.
I: And, eh, how’s the Ploughing* going for you, today? (*National Ploughing Championships)
EL: Savage, savage heat, bet all out, so it would. (*He’s tired from the heat. Savage = intense, either good or bad). We’re enjoying it, now, there a load of various saws all about the place (machinery displays) so, ‘tis good now, ‘tis goin’ a good now.

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I: And I suppose, anything in particular that you have an interest in, at the Ploughing, or?
EL: Slurry, Jaaz (Jesus) I love the slurry gear, eh, lot of slurry, I just think about slurry, I eat slurry, and dream about slurry, that’s, that’s my motto now, so, yeah…
I: And, sure, what are you going to do now, when the season’s wrapped up on the 1st of October?
EL: Spreadin’ Parlour Washings, that’s, that’s, that’s what we’re going to go at now, spreadin’ parlour washings…

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I: And what kind of a tractor would you catch you in?
EL: Eh, Case 165, now, would be my baby, now, I wouldn’t like to be seen in a John Deere, now, but, that’s the craic now…
I: And how do you like the Cases?
EL: Savage job now, super job now, they’re well, they’re well manufactured now, in fairness to them, eh, we deal with a crowd Lynch-McCarthy, below in Cork, and they’re, they’re savage dealers now, in fairness, a big shout out to them, so yeah.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I: Fair play to you for comin’ over, thanks a million, enjoy your day.
EL: Thanks a million.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks a million yourself for sharing this

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

God I love that accent! I have no idea what he’s saying, but it just sounds so good!

2 years ago | Likes 551 Dislikes 5

Here's a transcript: /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284503

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Savage

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He's also cute.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A detailed review of this

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

There's a full transcript with context in comments below, great job on that /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284071

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Link seems busted, here's an updated one: /gallery/GYp6za2/comment/2418284503

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks a million

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think... *THINK* they were talking about tractors? I'm fairly sure I heard "John Deere" and "Case 165". That was pretty much all I could decipher from these two lovely blokes 😂

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the craic now

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man loves his slurry.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're talking tractors!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In that case, I think you'll enjoy this. Also, I love that the Irish brand of potato chips is just called "Tayto."

https://youtu.be/MNSIV_nDeMo?si=jzmCk-N0Q0uIGCiX

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You'll love this then, the Irish Olympic rowers on Graham Norton https://youtu.be/vmrYlnE9GAI?si=Rgz8jhWokL4HT-rt

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As opposed to Gaelic, that sounds like they want to murder you in a very old-fashioned way.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I heard John Deere … I got that one!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can understand all his words but there's too much lingo. Is he a farmer? A sports fan? Is this a car show?

2 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 0

That's definitely farming talk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' nailed it.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As far as I can hear, yes to 1 and 2, and depending on whether you count tractors as cars yes to 3

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Ploughing championship is like the Super Bowl for farmers, loads of farming equipment showcased, livestock, start up companies for bio farming. Great day out for the family. And a beer tent would you believe 😏

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...and slurry

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Krist.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably from the ploughing championship that happened this week. It's a festival for farmers.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

He’s a former who likes to spread slurry - cow shite - on the fields. However he wouldn’t be seen dead in a John Deere.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tractor?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, Case

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's at an agriculture show....tractors, equipment, animals....and slurry of course

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What's slurry in this context? Cuz for northern Americans, slurry is a mix of snow and ice. And I sure hope he's not dreaming of eating that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's the term for water + manure, primarily cattle ("cow") feces. Basically acts as a convenient fertilizer source for the soil.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Omg that answer leaves me more confused than before haha

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 2

Different accent.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh DOGS! Yeah I like dahgs, but I like caravans more...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fytin’s half tha fite. D’ya -lyke dags?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

LOL you beat me to it

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

NEED TO HAVE A SHITE!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was so shocked when talking to someone only from the UK, and they were pitching about pikies. I, for some reason, had just assumed it was a movie think.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No, it's because they rob the shit out of their local area, beat their wives, and marry and rape children.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

Guys I think he's just quoting the movie

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, just someone who has been a victim of their crime wave.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

People are downvoting this thinking it's malicious. In the UK we had a light-hearted docu-series called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" which was ostensibly humorous and well-meaning, but actually showed that traveler communities endorse a system where young men "grab" teenage girls, rape them, everyone says "oh she's his now" and then they get married and pump out dozens of children (no contraceptives). It was and still is harrowing.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0