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When you take a shit and the first wipe comes back clean...
Feb 11, 2017 11:11 PM
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SayGoodnight
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Especially after eating this
toonhomer84
MojoJojosDojo
Gotta love a one wipe wonder
Aramant
then you gotta get a new piece of toilet paper because obviously that last one is a lying scumbag
scottygrayskull
I'll always do a second wipe, because I don't believe it.
Rapturr
It usually gets less red each time.
TheToiletPaperThatRippedWhileYouWereWiping
My username is somewhat relevant!
WankersKrampus
Don't be wasteful. Blow your nose in it.
Feronach
As someone new to adulting, what is this wiping etiquette strangely uniform among mobile meme users?
Eunoterp
Who LOOKS at the shit paper?! I just go by feel...and if I'm not sure, I make another pass with FRESH paper. GAWD...you heathens!
CloakerJosh
You're either confident as fuck or you wonder why your arsehole feels itchy all day
lakesidehunter
Use wet wipes for added security. A lot of phantom wipes are just because it's to dry.
tred1975
Don't Trust your shit
andydicktracymorganfairchild
--Elanor Roosevelt
MioRaem
You usually notice it if you are lucky enough to behold "the perfect shit"
uncleorandrew
Ahhhh ghost poops. Like the poo never happened
NamesAreNotNecessary
cmholsten
Saltshaker33
You know then it's gonna be a good day!
TheVelureFog
Don't be a One Wipe Wendy
Brandabas
Ok. That got a chuckle. +1
elgatopicante
We call that "A Flawless Victory," my friend
gifittomeright
yesthisisturbo
+1 for I fucken love this site @op
Boxmakr
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ford53
A little but of both I imagine
fistermatic5000
more of a dice roll if you ask me.
KiwiAsBrew
I believe the word you're looking for is "skillage"
SodaForBlood
Nothing better than the perfect turd gliding out of your butt luge and hearing that perfect "ploop" as it hits the water.
inpuredeceit
With a name like AfricanBumDisease I doubt you're ever that confident.
assholecasserole
Yes
TheRicM
Inconsiderate
RickMorty
Stupid, what if you do that and you leave and you have some shit trailing down your pants
chronicdiarrhea
Ghost wipes are the best wipes
simplefishy
What about ghost wipes with a submarine?
FuryDivine
I call em no wipes. They're magical.
IRecordYourComments
https://soundcloud.com/jonboywonder/ghost-wipes-are-the-beat-wipes
CloakerJosh
I feel like you've got the niche of riding coattails of top comment riding coattails of potential FP material completely covered.
Mohead12
They always scare me though and I have to do another just in case.
fistermatic5000
but sketchy. always fold and wipe from a different direction just to make sure.
cyno01
Even better, the complete phantom poop. It hits the water at the right angle and velocity to slide up over the trap, and the wipe comes+
cyno01
back clean... and you know you pooped, you felt it, you had to, but theres no evidence, none, youll never really be sure.
BreastInspector
Haha! I've had one or the other, but never both at the same time.