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Mar 30, 2019 2:20 AM
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AlPal2020
#8 lmao Jimmy's a neckbeard
bollabr
Who are you calling pinhead
bunnybrain
Put leftovers fries in a frying pan w some oil, only good way to heat them back up. Also excellent if you want reheated crispy pizza
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
TIL I would Pinhead Larry
cavicraziigurl
#16
EatingSnow
#50
?1
Thefear1984
Why are those kids all flipping me off with their thumbs sticking out? So weird
abbasnail
#29 for a minute I was thinking of the cult Heavens Gate...
Xenarion
Who the fuck thinks Coca Cola is spicy?
ODSTsRule
@OP Is this satire? I want to believe its satire
JIBBZ101
Nah it's sadly real
ODSTsRule
In that case im even more happy that they layed of so many Buzzfeed idiots... a degree in Rom-Coms for Fucks sake....
He4rtless
When it’s shorts weather out and I’m not working. You can’t catch me out of my rainbow flip flops. Sorry girls.
GrumpyGrumbo
Jokes on you, your rainbow flipflops have my female approval.
atomicbobsbbq
i had that can of water way back the day
parismaker
#1 must be a powder of all the minerals dissolved in water
lilzoe
Reheat your fries in some hot oil in a frying pan on the stove. Drain on paper towels and resalt to your liking. You’re welcome ?
SchrodingerMil
#1 could be a smartass packaging for a water purifier that would make any water potable
v01dstar
I've always thought this would be a good branding for backpacker's water purification tablets.
kiwisarefeatherpumpkins
I worked in a kitchen. It's a gag. Is a can of nothing... maybe powder was in it or something? I dont recall.
RayMC
#36 Tbf, this is the difference between a middle schooler and a high schooler. People treat the later like they're adults, so its important.
TheYorkshireGeordieMan
Tbf avocados are kinda spicy
throwawayaccount321
#13 is Cosmo and Wanda’s more shitty jobs
JIBBZ101
Haha you found them!
ThanosTheGreat
JIBBZ101
How can I change your mind?
dreadpiratekhan
It's not asking for an upvote. Double tap a bunch to zoom in then out then in like you're looking down at the trampoline you're bouncing on.
bigVanilla
I don't even understand what it means. What am I'm supposed to see?
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bigVanilla
oh...it's a mobile thing....
RhinoNaut
#9 top right. Durable. Firm fit. Comfortable. Repels hoes.
ch604
Bruh you gotta heat up your fries in the toaster oven
siler7
Gentle reminder, girls- punctuation matters.
NoNoNoPleaseGodTheBees
Thanks for the dump
melchiorsc
That last one: I have no idea but my wife says I do that all the time to people. Apparently I just get bored and walk away...
PompatusOfLove
Sandals don't look good on men because they don't wear the socks with them. Crucial. Ask the Germans.
jimmyshazam
Argyle socks, FTW!
RayMC
Finally, someone who agrees!
arek314
Comfier and cleaner with socks. Women wear high heels, they have no right to school anyone about footwear.
antigiraffe
Women's asses in heels though
RayMC
Some people use this as an argument for women being objectively more attractive in heels, but I disagree. It just throws off the look for me
antigiraffe
Well luckily for you there's flats. I quite like the look of heels personally, but as a lesbian I've got a different outlook tbf
Sheldonian
#1 what if i put more water? Will my dehydrated water be too diluted?
breadedfishstrip
It's homeopathic water. The more water you add, the more hydrating the water will be.
godfatherdontl
Definitely but you can always boil it to dehydrate it again. Perfect for when you make too much with very little waste.
Sheldonian
Ooh nice!
PewPewBulletBulletGun
yep, you will definitely water your water, trust me, I'm a professional water drinker
AntaNce
no, but it will be thin and-watery?
PatrickTrimble
Uhh i would def go out of my way to feed hallucinogens to aligators
GrammarPoIice
Leftover fries are actually pretty good warmed up in an air fryer.
TheRicM
#1 Nard Dog water
RElGNMAN
Blue Lobster Cult
ASMRuVeganYet
I heard blue lobster feels less pain than the regular kind so you don't have to feel as guilty when you pointlessly boil it alive
yofroshi
I bet it tastes like blueberries
BaronvonSimian
Blue Rock lobster - The B52s less successful b side
RayMC
What about Rock Lobster Cult?
JamesSylar
*cowbell intensifies*
Chronozon937
It's the fukken...
ZT369
Oh I remember them, with hit song Do fear the Tax Reaper
fret370
Needs more carrots!