SpookyTheFirst
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Dec 27, 2016 12:00 PM
SpookyTheFirst
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partTimeCrazy
She should have put in the Prenup that if they divorce she gets the console and the TV... see how well he behaves then...
tortilaconqueso
+1 for accuracy, you should have included the Division along with Destiny
oim8ey
Destiny the game that will ruin your life & marriage yet repay you with jeers from the devs cause of how dumb u r for playing their game
BanadecCamberbootch
My wife purchased me an Xbox 360/PS3 a few christmases ago, and a PS4/Xbox One this christmas. I literally cannot relate to this.
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Would make more sense if it was OVERWATCH
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Or play with him.
MakeMeStarlit
Destiny Destiny
JaketheLate
The lack of content is what drove me away from destiny, not my wife.
tarrakun
I still love it in small windows. I come back for a couple months after a dlc and then move on to other games once I complete the content.
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
swishyfishy
I laughed more at this :)
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
TV should have been a smartphone looping actual gameplay. but thats just me... I'm a jerk.
Snooj
I BET THIS IS GOING TO START ARGUMENTS IN THE COMMENT SECTION
DaveFireBeard
Nothing attractive about a partner who actively dissociates from reality without any palpable goal in sight
miamcfly
I know this is a joke, but I still find it a very sad joke. Why is it funny to make a joke saying women ruin men's lives with marriage?
FuckGlitter
I would want one of he and I playing games together :)
admiraljinxie
woot destiny!
Tver937
@firewaterburns10, I didn't know you've been married before.
TrikStari
+1 even though console potato race. Get pc scrub.
dchickis2016
YESSSSSSSS!!!! Imgur finally referenced Destiny!!! Thats the ONLY game I play. That will be ME on my wedding day...if my crush says yes
Bubblefarmer
#Gamer4Life
melzer
This makes me sad
Smart83
I feel it... we are fault raiders... but rl challanges you harder...
8hourgamer
My wife would do this to me, so she could play Uncharted herself
RobotCosmonaut
If your life together basically doesn't change after marriage, then I think you are doing it right.
MiasmaCorrigan
no see the best one would be them both sitting and playing a game with liquor.
LinnehKitteh
Omg...look at all the sprinkles!
microcosms
Destiny was shit tho
dovebair
This is the best use of this kind of topper I've ever seen
Geeros1
I feel like that cake would be accurate if it was bloodborne.
ASurpriseToBeSureButAWelcome0ne
ShyFryGuy
watdafakbruh
Then you havn't played destiny lol
Geeros1
I've put at least 40 hours into the game. I'll admit it's fun, but it's not the greatest thing in the world.
watdafakbruh
I realized how amazing it is after 100 hours lol. Keep playing. Also it's most fun with friends.
DVSBSTrD
The cake would be more accurate if it was Portal :P
figuringeights
I don't understand this. If they feel this way, then why are they getting married?
FaithAlone
I have wondered as well. If this was my wedding cake I would feel really awkward about the message it says about how I view my wife.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
It's a little thing we humans call HUMOUR.
DVSBSTrD
voulge
Hey, I don't judge. Maybe they like it this way, gives em some challenge to daily life
yagunnerya
Because shes going to try to fix him, fail, then divorce him for being a loser
SuckAnElf
I don't think it's saying he doesn't want to be married, just he would rather play video games than go to the wedding ceremony. Cause 1/2
SuckAnElf
let's be honest, weddings can be pretty boring sometimes. Pro tip, if you're getting married make it fun so you want to go 2/2
ITalkAboutGoats
My gf had a piñata at hers lol
JPRiddles
You mean "ours"?
ITalkAboutGoats
No, she divorced and now we are dating.
SuckAnElf
That sounds like my kind of wedding!
Anthroposapien
It's a joke...just like all marriages.
wandergeist
http://i.imgur.com/vCAxQ2x
DrJeremyStone
*slow clap*
tarataqa
THANKS, DAD!
Anthroposapien
Does that mean I banged your mom? Haha.
tarataqa
YOU WISH
Momof2needsabreak
So I bought this cake topper except it was a BBQ instead of video games. It was a joke and something to represent my husband.
LoganFine
Destiny sucks anyway
x0rawr0x
it's a great game. Maybe you just suck
RhymeRuin
No you just suck at destiny. And probably life.
cominginhot
found the CSGO player
MakeMeStarlit
Valondra
Sorry pal. Been there since day 1. The best thing about it is the gunplay, and that is overshadowed by everything else.
OtterAvalanche
I loved it. But it felt so... cash cow. So much aimed at cleaning me out of every cent.
x0rawr0x
How? You only pay for things like emotes and shit. They don't do more expansions than any other game.
LoganFine
It's a money farm with repetitive game play get over it get a new game
BigZimm
Hahahahaha. Good one.