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Jul 23, 2014 1:05 PM
Derplord
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KokoKwix
the last one's smooth as F.
cephalopodcast
That Joker one.... http://imgur.com/MtREMKN
RepostPoliceChief
dhelsan
$420 AAAYYY
PCard
http://grantsgoldenbrand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-fonz.jpg
MechaHitler
+1 for the Killing Joke
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
Who are all these people who feel compelled to log into facebook when they are at an apple store?
Akapluto
I'm not saying I just text 2 people the single ladies thing... But I just text two people the single ladies thing
drpepper9990
"huh?"
Lushadra
More importantly, Was the job at express?
MCBAIN4
Just sent all the single ladies to many friends. Thanks!
LittleKirby
She wants the D
vamenn
She'll get it!... later
GoingFullPotato
I'd drag my sack through a desert of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
SquidilyDoDaDaisy
omfg
Satsuiki
GaurdianOfTheEnchiridion
No joke, I totally went to school with that girl and people would mess with her like this all the time. It was just too hard not to.
OiMysize
Boobs and Batman....good start....I'd allow this.
ScopesMouthwashTrial
A TV show that all of us would watch.
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
the batman thing was the only one i havent seen
TaintedGENE
same. Seemed pretty intense
strongfkennedy
You rang?
OiMysize
Good lord! o_0
strongfkennedy
Okay, okay.
frozenhaddock
PICKUP LINES / I have so little experience meeting people I clearly have no fucking idea what they are
bluecheesefries
I'll give you the d later = boss
MantisTobogganPilotMD
This Is Sparta made me laugh
FrozenGenesis
What's going on in that Batman comic?
KittyLickLick
What series is it from?
sup3rnos3hair
I would also like to know.
coinlaundry
Marshmallow peeps is a style.
Dhosdajew
Apparently bought completely at express.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
I shop there and even I laughed. He put together a groomsman's suit.
Kilo23
If anyone was curious on who the girl is in the first picture, Valeria Orsini.
YuckyAbyss
thank you
SugarSmack
1st pic: Rabit hamsters are the scariest kind of hamster. Source:
(Don't be fooled, that hamster's dynamite!)
iampurplelungs
Where is Nick E.'s mom?
thescarydude
At my house.
MechAegis
I like the Bioshock one.
ThadiousJayble
BIFF!
rajalcool
But how could he be quoting "old movies" that won't even exist for nearly a century? Unless.... something something constants and variables.
LoopStricken
It's from CAD. No humour, only wordswordswords.
AznInvazn
B^U
donmcc
Exactly what is a rabit hamster?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
raBID not raBIT
hatstand0
When a rabbit and a hamster love each other very much...
copingcabana
And "corne with me?"
cottoncandybingo
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001919483/2243385716_cool_hamster_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
MyNameIsJonNotJohn
You see it was a typo due to typing with only the left hand. I believe he meant rabid
stanleyspadowski
I thought this was incredibly dumb - "To sit in her mothers chair". What joy would that bring?
Jezi23
does anyone know the context behind the joker one?
Gaverus
It really is one of the best looks at the Joker
adam1124
Killing joke. One of the greatest graphic novels of all-time. It was used as the base for heath ledger's joker
CeeCee221b
I don't know why it was included here (it's a bit heavy by comparison) but The Killing Joke is fucking excellent
adam1124
And later adopted as his bsck story until the launch of the new 52.
remalle
It's from The Killing Joke. Amazing one-shot Batman story. Read it.
MasterSpectrobe
Is there a good place to read DC comics?
TaintedGENE
send @ArrogantSenpapiTheComicsguy a PM
ennaamber
Is there somewhere online I could find it?
TaintedGENE
send @ArrogantSenpapiTheComicsguy a PM
babygodzirra
Tried that last one on my wife. She didn't get it, or pick up that a letter was still missing... I kept the D :(
TheDwarfCockMerchant
another line in the spreadsheet
Reemy420
Better update that shit.
papasmurf1118
The D was silent that day...
EleMenTal304
I would be more distraught if my D would start making sounds
papasmurf1118
The D: feed me.....
EleMenTal304
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetration_Angst ; The male version
PoppyAppletree
wat
catbro
Does TGIF really stand for "the girl i fucked"?
Itsallshitsandgigglesuntilsomeonegigglesandshits
It stand for "Thank God It's Friday". Urban Dictionary
Cobaltios
Thank God It's Friday. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a troll and trying to trick you.
VIadimirTarasenko
Well we found the Boy Scout.
mudpie
no
Derplord
mudpie is a liar. He's trying to trick you. YES TGIF stands for "the girl i fucked"
mudpie
*she
Derplord
I apologize milady. SHE's trying to trick you. YES TGIF stands for "The girl i fucked"
mudpie
plazmatyk
What movie is that from?
Derplord
+1 for making me chuckle
hardytardigrade
Sorry, but that wasn't a pickup line, and it wasn't the best.
PlatypusMounter
It's a copy pasta, the guy would not have been expecting anything to come of it.
green0fox
Agreed.
iamnotentirelysureIknowhowthisworksmaybenexttime
Best pick up line... Hello
Derplord
I think when the call him the king of pickup lines it's mostly sarcasm...
InaccurateGrammarCorrections
*its
Derplord
+1 for smarts
hardytardigrade
Oh, well I guess that makes me the king of smarts.
Derplord
+1 for accuracy
NerdN1
Yeah, sorta creepy really. If you say that to a girl you just met, you will NEVER see her again.
icypants
And if you do...you may have other problems to consider.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
No, if I really say that to a girl I just met.... YOU will never see her again.
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
My goatee isn't stupid.
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
All goatees are stupid. Source: My actual grown up beard.
marcaractac
Ya beat me to it! lol
PCard
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/93/db/7b93dbd7341e01e863d5886b621dc5fc.jpg
CountessDyscalculia
*crying into hands, runs toward room. Hits doorway on the way in.*
ChefG0ldblum
Where dat honey nut? *kisses bae*
sexybuttercup
Youths...
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
this is the equivalent of tumblr's bold or italic quotes.
xX420bOnglOrdXx
Yeah he was in a gay bar of course he was gay.
worrso
No, it's most stupidest.
satanismybitch
Yo goatee is so stupid that it sold its car for gas money!
kilroyishere
I did NOT read "goatee" the first 3 times
JesusCrossProduct
MY goatse isn't stupid
SnowmaninHeat
For some reason, I hear this in Randy Marsh's voice
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
intooblv
I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM, OKAY. MY GOATEE GIVES THE ILLUSION OF A CHIN.
vanorangejuice
Yeah but your moms is.
PokemonForLife
http://imgur.com/XSb4Uiv
weregonnaneedashitloadofdimes
I knew this would be top comment
raidleadergutts
You knew wrong. Although this has the highest points (1894) the comment that's on the top seems to be "huh?" with 553 points.
weregonnaneedashitloadofdimes
Wait, whats going on? Imgur, sort this shit out. I can't let raidleadergutts make me look stupid here
UsedVacuumCleanerSalesman
Same.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Me too! Holy shit guys, we're developing patterns... WE MUST END THIS NOW
ghmp
The top comment is always a reminder of something we all just read
erischilde
My goatee isn't stupid.
SomewhatHawkward
I too hope my goatee isn't stupid.
Zodi
isnt*
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
Pretty sure it's "isn't".
Zodi
Not in the image it isnt'
ThadiousJayble
But the guy spelled it "isnt."
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
And I spelled it proper.
InaccurateGrammarCorrections
No, @Zodi is right
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
So is not becomes isnt? Good to know.
InaccurateGrammarCorrections
When did that become a new thing? Their are a few simple grammatical rules why is this so hard
MoccaFixer
So....what TGIF means?
lunaisbestprincess
Do people only use this phrase in America?
SilaBen
I heard it's "Thank God It's Friday"
GameOfJabronis
(^^^^ ignore this) it indeed means "this girl I fucked"
SilaBen
Don't ignore me :'( . I'll take that free hug now please
GameOfJabronis
"This girl I fucked", can't you read. geez
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Yep, big American saying. Thank God It's Friday! We used to have a lineup on ABC back in the 80-90s called TGIF that included 1/2
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Full House, Family Matters, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Boy Meets World, etc. All to promote family fun shows. Of course the saying is older.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Oh man, those were the days. Used to look forward to Friday so I could watch some good wholesome programming instead of ruining my liver.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Haha! No joke! Fridays as an adult are much less wholesome!
Woogaru14
It is also the name of a restaurant chain here in the U.S.
MoccaFixer
Why on earth would you chose this as a name 4 a restaurant...It's hard to pronounce so you'll lose some clients.
Woogaru14
No idea, It's pronounced using the acronym though so you don't call it "Thank God It's Friday" you call it TGIF. Still a mouthful i guess.
MoccaFixer
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-your-name-says-about-how-believable-you-are/
MoccaFixer
Seriously there was a statistic for the stock market. I think it applies to other business too
Woogaru14
That is actually pretty interesting, thanks for the link!