VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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Dec 29, 2016 5:15 PM
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
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ungalin
That was magic from start to finish!
TheRealEalonMusk
Man, I was really liking where you were going with this, 2deep4me, then the memes. I lost my shit
CorgiButtsForDinner
ThyDevilsAdvocate
Nobody noticed how great the analogy on a persons birthday is??
chunkblaster
Bae:"come over" you:"can't I'm having an existential crisis" bae: "I'm 23"
JibbetyJibbety
I'm calling bs. Battery charge is way too high
MarkoFromTropoja
I'm 23
PrisonDonkey
I've never seen such an existential topic end so perfectly with dick-butt
IvanaMoonshine
Stupid bots
GotABitSilly
I read this hoping to get a good laugh, but instead got an existential crisis.
TheOneManBukkake
Laughter, tears, robots, Cera and his buddy Dickbutt. This rollercoaster has it all. 5/7.
thisisnotabot
nothing wrong here
SuperSaiyanBlueGoku
I had forgotten to check the username. I went back up to look and saw it was a long one, but you tricked me. +1 @OP
AmateurLurker
I got to the end and then I scrolled up fast to check the username...
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
Anyone else click on the type message bar a few times before realizing their error?
Jonnymarre
A/S/L?
Kiez1996
Pretty sure that picture is Jessica Wilde. @jessicawildemfc on Insta if anyone is curious, she's also a cam model :^)
KnightMasterEladric
Who the hell eats left over chick-fil-a (let alone has any)?
UzY3L
OP is on to some seriously deep thinking
thatsmyfetish69
Nicely done!
Peryton
Wow! Way to outsmart that robot!!
Ampzor
Do people really eat leftover chickfila? I always finish that shit.
Tyrannotron
I wonder how old she is.
CxTaros
Cera gave me a mini heart attack. Almost had to Leia-n the ground.
SeriouslyAwkward
Dang i wanna mess with a bot :/ I've never even been hit up by a bot before much less a real person I guess im too ugly for the bot too lol
TheGracefulDead
When she sees Cera " you can just watch"
briar147
I like how the bot belches out "Im 23" any time it parses "age" from the input, even when you said "page".
MrWigglesworth
At this rate, in a few years, Tinder is just going to be a training ground for AI.
CaptainMarkoRamius
I'm 23
TheAlHassan
That's how you know the bot software is shit
rdwordz
What door?
asspimple
\sage\s
TheEmptied
Use \b and catch word boundaries like ? and . :)
swisstraeng
He lost 1% battery doing this.
guitarhero1000
Plot twist: it really was a hot girl with a reading comprehension problem.
baronz3r
Shoutout to all the hot singles in my area!
TheUpdootist
Who was very incessant about conveying her proper age.
wofulunicycle
MR. F!!!
Gyinagal
Nice reference
FoxyEllie
So... still avoid then?
kaztas
Well, Hold on there now....he did say "really hot"
DoubleSunMoonMoon
..... Not sure if you are taking the Mickeyor if this was truly a reading comprehension problem on your part.
bikelane
i'm 23
AD0LFHlTLER
Its funny how before each time she says she's 23 he says age or page in the previous message
Derfalke
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Calm down, Jim carrey
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Hi 23, I'm ThatGuyThatSaysWhatsHappeningDuringAMovie
GotABitSilly
I'm 23... female from connecticut. ;)
LincolnSiixEcho
You sound hot, where you at exactly?
AnonManBearPig
No response to everything
TheIronWolf
i'm 23
CmdrZellgaudis
No body likes you when you're 23.
bunduz
What's my age again?
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
Right now this is at 23 point. Noone upvote or downvote it.
jimmbobb22
Saw this and was gonna go back and unvote but it's at 146, so nah.
ShirouBlue
I'm 23 too, and i'm not joking...
RockmanModelZ
Me too. Plus 7.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Age inevitably means to strip oneself of possessions, to shed downward like a tree, to be almost wholly earth before one dies.
YUHfTaBMd
I'm 23
bikelane
well im trying on underwear you sound cute
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
One may encounter millions of bodies in my life; of these millions, I may desire some hundreds; but of these hundreds, I love only one.
bikelane
I hate typing on this thing, wanna facetime? ????
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
This endured absence is nothing more or less than forgetfulness. I am without a face. This is the condition of my survival.