When loneliness/depression takes over

Aug 1, 2016 10:49 PM

torotoaster

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I mean if it works right?

I'm gonna spare you the sob story so i don't have to pay cat tax :3

As someone with depression. Whatever works man, do it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

By the sounds of it, you couldnt afford pussy tax anyways.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll have a lot of short term satisfaction, but I don't think that's gonna cure you (if you've got a real depression).

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Dude, masturbation is awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Masturbating makes me feel less depressed. But when I'm really depressed I have no desire to masturbate.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know that long term masturbating causes depression too?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Something with serotonine and dopamine I believe, check it out. There is def a correlation between depression and anxiety and wanking. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Also think of those mental hospitals cases wanking all day, it's actually a thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're talking about the addiction-level kind of long term, I'm curious about a source on this.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As someone who enjoys masterbating, do it.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

The spelling is right there in the meme. How did you mess it up?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was masturbating.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Doesn't everyone?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look up Terry Crews and his porn addiction, it might help you get a little knowledge about this

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But you know, excessive masturbate is a signal of depression?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do it to get out of intolerable anxiety. The only problem is when I get anxious, I get horny too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with depression and enjoys masturbation, do not be shamed my friend

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fixed

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don´t think you can do it like this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find myself daydreaming less about sex and more about the sweet release of death

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rub it out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jerk til it works?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thats not gonna work for you in the long run, sry

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am going to make a wild assumption and say it won't work anymore then drowning your sorrows in alcohol works long term.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When actually depressed, I don't actually have the energy for that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, this makes my depression worse. :/ Good on you for finding a remedy as simple as that. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't work, man. Counseling helps though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

releases endorphines, and dopamine, you do you OP, ive done the same more then a few times myself

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Endorphin's, dopamine, serotonin, etc. can be successfully adjusted for many people with medication. Seek medical help. Then jerk off.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm releasing something else if yanno what i mean

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

phrasing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If you are a grill then I think that I may be of service

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also works in most public places.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey whatever works for you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to being an adult..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats one way to beat it.

10 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 0

When you beat hit just right

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit... this is gold ahahahaha

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson wrote a song about this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

We are all pulling for you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one wants to be defeated.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. that should have been top comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just beat it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat it, beat it, beat it. No one wants to be defeated!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you... over came it?

10 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

When it cums to besting depression he's all over it

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wrote beating but auto correct is aids

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fappy till you're happy.

10 years ago | Likes 520 Dislikes 1

Sin till you grin :)

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jerkin' till you're smirkin'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Caution: fap till it hurts may come first

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best comment of the day for me! Thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This should also be top comment. For posterity.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone browsing random I can confirm it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dont be upsetti have some spaghetti

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That needs to be on a t-shirt that everyone chuckles to but never buy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should be a shirt

10 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 2

dude not a big deal, whatever u need to do to decompress.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is, it's the sharp one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

© MrBreakfastTaco

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I'd buy it. :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If you're unhappy and you know it, have a fap!" (c) caprica007

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I see you're a musician in Austin. I just moved to Austin last week !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to town! Enjoy August...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masturbation and alcohol are the way I managed to survive long enough to get to a better place. If it's dumb and it works, it ain't dumb.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you now in a better place? True depression needs treatment- people kill themselves because of it. Don't be one of them

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Treatment is all bullshit. Medicine is just a way to ignore the problem. The true cure is to live better and create a human support network.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You are ignorant. Some people with depression Can't "live better"- they can't get out of bed- Medications have given life back to the lost

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don´t know if you tried an even if you did it just did not work for you treatment is a good way to solve it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me ask you something: what is treatment?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treatment helps you with your problems and can solve them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0