bananajamonyourclam
149264
1956
42
“I think I need an oil change”
Girlfriend said she ran over a rock on her way to work and her car started clunking...swear it wasnt that big...thats an interesting rock. Edit: FIRST TIME FRONT PAGE YALL, send ricearoni, nudes, and doggo pics.
pr1or1ty1ne
I'll clean up my driveway before her next visit - I promise.
silecsound
This comment section has more dad jokes than a bbq party
falseidoladvertisementagency
Looks like a alternator mount bolt.
daugbret
I had one like this blow out a tire on the freeway. Only mine had been deliberately sharpened and left in the road.
STINKPICKEL
She had to flying to have a dead dull, no-point, bolt pierce the tire that far.
biglongandgirthyusername
ricearoni, nudes and doggo pics, i would pay to see all of the above at once.
bananajamonyourclam
sounds like a good time to me
pipicacaboudin
Put it in some rice
kanibal
in soviet russia.. screw you
Datsinginguy
Bolt not fixed properly to tire. Add locking nut them should be ok.
ZeroDucksToGive
Your blinker fluid is low
rguajardo
Could it be related to the truck driving off the cut to Whataburger parking lot?
yacko69
Well there's your problem.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
You must be tired of her
kurtcokedbrain
If I was you, I would bolt
nastywomen
let's not plug ideas in his head, now...
swisscheese4u
Thats an expensive tire. You going to get one to match?
bananajamonyourclam
since they were all new, we opted for a matching tire...it was about $200 for one but they gave us a 80k mi protection plan.
bananajamonyourclam
was a little pricey, but now were covered for another 75k on the last 3 and 80k on the new one. Worth it IMO
Anamethatwasntused
Through the sidewall too. That tire is toast.
Septiformus
Obviously she was in a hurry and had to bolt
dejavu85308
That ought to buff out
Toadchan
Check the headlight fluid levels...
bananajamonyourclam
1/2 UPDATE: Turns out she got pulled over for running the yellow light, no ticket. This happened on the shoulder while pulling over to stop.
bananajamonyourclam
2/2 Tire wasnt leaking but we replaced due to the road trips we do, better safe then sorry.
7snowmen
your car got a piercing without permission...
MissSpelledTattoo
How were you able to gauge that...
Nikolai5
I think there might be something wrong with your tyre, mate. But I'm not a mechanic so don't take my word for it.
ScrotieMcpostagain
Angel on her shoulder.
bananajamonyourclam
still needing replacement. cant drive like that
ScrotieMcpostagain
On the other hand it didn't blow and get her killed in an auto accident.
techyllama24
iPhone x, or 10 impressive
CeruleanBlue
Why post/send/share a screenshot of a picture instead of the picture itself?
ReifieR
It probably sounded like a rock.
mnemo70
Screenshot of a photo in the Photos app? o_O
SaltyInternetPirate
It says posted "via iPhone". iPhone users do that a LOT in here. Screenshots of a square post end-up with black bars on top and bottom.
bananajamonyourclam
yea i totally fucked up and uploaded the wrong one, got lazy and said....screw it
Timbrrrr
Loose bolt, someone should've nutted!
pr1or1ty1ne
This needs more upvotes.
UsagiTheRabbit
You got it all wrong. You're supposed to nut THEN bolt. You're welcome.
Monkofthepast
she got screwed.
EyeTri
ErectPelfs
justinbeechey30
Wht a stupid Bitch?!
Monkofthepast
Now it's time for me to bolt before you realize that it is not a screw.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Man, you're really milking your own thread huh.
SPJaymo117
Lucky she didn’t get a blowout
juffowup00
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Hippediscodude
xD
Hippediscodude
-Edits his head into bolt-
gamlingcs
She got screwed and it wasn't by OP, he better bolt, or she'll keeping nutting off with others.
jesusisherelookbusy
Wouldn't be the first time she got screwed when she said she was going to work!
mormacil
If only the OP was there when it happened... again.
jesusisherelookbusy
Pffft! That's nothing
HerrFraeulein
Detroit pothole
pumpuppthesoundwaves
xD
Pokegeologist
Uhhh, you may wanna call EOD before you call AAA. You may also wanna stay 500' away from your car to be safe.
bailarconmigo
Cyka blyat
Pokegeologist
Cheeki breeki!
gruntswitheffort
thatmangodude
Brings up an interesting question. Do insurance companies in other countries cover IED explosions or mortar strikes?
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
I do know that my particular insurance, home and auto does not cover damages by military invasion.im in the u.s
againchina
Answer i guess is no, small print of all the insurance I've ataken out on anything excludes war zones
BunnieWigglesworth
No; they’re considered “acts of Vlad.”
BunnieWigglesworth
Oh COME ON!!! That was really clever!!!
Osicat
To many clever
LonleyLemon
That is a mortar shell, and that also where you put gas, lucky bastard (■_■)
BunnieWigglesworth
Less-unlucky bastard
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Only goes boom if there's no only fumes in the tank, with a full tank it goes swoosh
TheBreadlord
Uh.. what is that?
AlexanderReave
60mm Lightweight Mortar
TheBreadlord
Oh dear.
SBSP129
How does this happen?!
GaaraOfDaFunk
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2839442/Motorist-finds-live-mortar-wedged-bodywork-vehicle-fierce-shelling-Libya.html
DigitalWaffle
Made in China
Oblivion59
Dud