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Jun 10, 2022 3:03 AM
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WonderfunkJones
#16 not getting it...
Sm9yCg
#20 - How to answer: just keep talking calmly, lower your voice a bit but keep talking and don't acknowledge the interruptions.
amijustsupposetoputnonsense
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BloodyStupidJohnson
Betty White straight up made me snort like Miss Piggy. And now i'm going to Hell.
TwoFlower68
#4 "one is too many and a thousand isn't enough"
StabbyMcMurder
#16
Iatesomecoffeecups
#6 absurdism?
Idontdodishesorwindows9000
Excellent dump
fiddlewheelx
Embrace the absurd!
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#20 Miss Finster?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
#5 Also, "censored" meaning they get invited on all kinds of talk shows to spread their views, write a book, post them on social media …
nosaucesbutapplesauces
#29 my kid’s clinic required masks, and cloth masks didn’t count. Must be n95. Not complaining, but it was the first time I saw this.
afatrollofmyown
I mean.... n95 is just fabric advanced.
graffitimonkey
#8 anyone else found this a train wreck to read because of all the pronouns?
LembachTheProfessor
My eyes glazed over and I kept scrolling down.
astrangehop
.. My daughter told my wife that she was my wife's tooth fairy and now has all of my wife's teeth that she collected in her mouth. ezpz
softsuit
graehall
gearsfan1549
#35 fucking YOINK
MrCoolWhip
I’m the #1 straight goofin
MrCoolWhip
Charlie?
MrCoolWhip
Quick now serious one
Sageypie
#17 "Jolene, Jolene, oh the necromancer queen, I'm begging you please don't take my man"
trapdoorogre
#31
Isorikk
#8 They created the word (used to describe things) daughter (his kid) for exactly (specifically this) reason (I want to hit them)
UNIQUEIDENTIFIERREDACTED
This is poetry.
GreyBeagle
#1 this isn't normal?
LaffertyDanie1
#24 Jesse?! What the fuck are you talking about?
LaffertyDanie1
FUCK! #14
cardinal29
#11 I'm disappointed with Buzz's voice. If not Tim Allen or Patrick Warburton, it should be someone with that type of booming confidence
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Pumpkin, you weren't censored, you were told to shut the fuck up for being a racist fucktard.
MurderGoat4
That’s absolutely duck tits bonkers yo.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Wise words straight from the mouth (keyboard) of a doctor, a professor, a rocket, and a surgeon. All at the same time. What an achievement.
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
I'm sorry, that joke was just so incredibly stupid but I am very stoned at the moment and it's hilarious to me right now
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
You're fine, just ignore whoever that is standing behind you.
keyblader1985
I really don't like having Betty White associated with douchebags, even as a meme.
CoachAlex
My friend wasn't sure what that was about, can you help him out? I totally know tho, he just wants to hear it from u
AC4400CW
Bet he white
CubbyPawws
There was a mass shooting... you can probably guess the shooter was some pissed of white man. Or, you can just day, "Bet he White"
DigiT00l
#9 the yellow ones seem to be the most stable though, also I started avoiding names I cannot spell
the1whoknox
#32 people aren't against FOID cards because of their rights, they're against them because it creates a registry that can be used by facists
astrangehop
IIRC NYC did a firearm registry and promised they wouldn't use it to take guns, then a year later used it as a reference in a gun ban.
Iatesomecoffeecups
#25 "boy, i wish things just weren't so political all the time"
BrockEffingSamson
Anyone ever like a dump so much that they go see if the poster did Christmas selfies?
hotdognachos69
BrockEffingSamson
So far as I can tell, you have lovely fingers. ;)
LessThanLess
Bruh
BrockEffingSamson
Just being silly, don't get wound up.
LessThanLess
More like creepy.
BeanTootsAreBest
#11 cannot unsee
abundantbadgers
You can if the camera is turned off.
mooshdog69
In fairness, the only reason old buzz doesn't look like that is because he looks like he retired before body cams were introduced