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These have probably been on here before but I seen them so I shall share.
Dec 22, 2016 3:28 AM
ambersb
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These have probably been on here before but I seen them so I shall share.
djausdr
I rea it all with Perd Hapley's voice.
KronaSamu
Fire indeed hot!
JohnCarter88
I think that's at Founders brewing company in Michigan.
DinoSuarez
I'm ashamed to admit that "man killed to death" is our local news station. KREM2 can't go a single day without a hilarious error
nihilistdad
Instructions unclear, sat on crocodile.
JohnCarter88
Last one I believe is Founders brewing company in Michigan!
Hoop66
The Diana one is from Viz, not the most serious of news sources...
wooohoooUsername
I laughed when I saw the fire one in person, located founders brewery in MI
1whitemoon
'do not sit on crocodile' .. there has to be a story behind that sign
SplashesinPuddles
In fairness water on road during rain is probably indicating that the road doesn't have good drainage so it'll accumulate more than normal.
oneofthosemeddlingkids
The "battery is removed"-sticker isn't as stupid as you think. That's the battery compartment in a smoke detector, and some people really
oneofthosemeddlingkids
..don't know what a battery is supposed to look like. IKEA does it even better: if you don't put a battery in, you can't mount the detector.
oneofthosemeddlingkids
The detector has a small bit of spring loaded plastic, which has to be folded in and is held by the battery. If there's no battery present,
oneofthosemeddlingkids
the plastic sticks out, preventing the detector from being mounted. This still doesn't help if you just put in a drawer, though, but yeah...
agmlego
That also makes it easy to tell from the ground that there is no battery; higher contrast than, say, a yellow IKEA battery in a creme unit.
InternetExplorer2001
Do you think Diana is dead? Or have you seen her in Morocco? Call now 0900 000 0000 if not call 0900 000 0000 calls cost (cont. page 94)
dirtypiratehooker7
Omfg. I'm laughing so hard.
PopTrogdor
The 25 cent one is probably because people keep asking them how much it costs. So this screams passive aggressive to me :P
MJericho
At least with warnings, street signs and the battery, the signs are needed as ppl are stupid
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Do not read this comment.
CaliMicki
Last one makes sense. People sue McDonald's for hot coffee...
KaylaAnnMeow
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=107;t=000479;p=1
FlaccidRapper
That's because it was so hot it literally seared her labia shut when it was spilled. It was way too hot even for hot coffee.
JohnCarter88
I believe that's at Founders brewing company in Michigan.
KaylaAnnMeow
I thought the same thing too!
Tlaxxil
Y is it all 1 pic
ashipthatshipsshippingships
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Ah shit, I saved it thinking it wasn't. Fuckin up my meme folder man.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
specifically because it annoys you
ambersb
Pinterest.
ILiveInStateParks
Pinterest.... very brave of you to say that word around this part of town
17AndDeadInside
Edward Macaroni Fork
PinkSpongebob
I didn't know we hated Pinterest. Why?
WToddF
This post, I like it!
ambersb
WToddF
Thanks Amber ????
kLitMa5t3r69x420
The $.25 one is actually legitimate. People are stupid in retail. "2 for $10. So if I buy one is it $5?"
battlepants
Draegos1
Worst part is that most of these signs were only put up after some idiot made them necessary.
fistacunt
Whoever set the precedent on the do not sit on crocodile sign...I'm curious
Jumacao
I'd love to hear the story behind the necessity to put up a "please don't sit on crocodile" sign.
KittenTaco
I know a guy who takes trips to Africa regularly and it's become a thing for him to sit on a crocodile every time he goes.
AluminiumFalcon
I bet it was some sort of crocodile statue that was getting ruined. Just a guess.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
That would make a lot more sense.
LeviathanOmega
Maybe it's wearing a saddle?
NZSheeps
Perhaps it's the same place that asks you not to feed them hallucinogenic drugs?
GM197
It speaks for itself. Unlike the last guy to sit on a crocodile.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I thought that one was pretty easy to infer tbh
BloodyTheBroken
Reason: America
ambersb
TheMuteDoge
I also searched for crocodile gifs...
nihilistdad
Fucking PETA...
JEDIJ0E
"Man killed to death" is the best.
Kimmijay84
I'd like to hear the options as to what else he could have been killed up to.
nihilistdad
Man killed to the satisfaction of his wife.
terryr
That's the worst way to die.
ambersb
Yes.
twinsniper
Its like "People die of they are killed", but better
13fingerfx
The princess Di one is from Private Eye and is satire.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
keyblader1985
The best kind of correct.
Dukelukeum
throwawayaccountthatmeans
its funny cause of the genocide
UncleIrohnman
As a diver, how did you learn about our biggest secret??
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
UncleIrohnman
So you basically drink and know things?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Well, knowing things might be nice. but I got the other part down!
everyonesonbugle
The Princess Diana one is definitely from Private Eye...
downvotedogupvotecat
I immediately recognised it as coming from Private Eye thanks to (cont. p. 94)
Swedehammer
The Water is wet is obviously fake...duh
GadenKerensky
I think it might have been a response to the first picture.
GadenKerensky
I think it might have been a response to the first picture.
ambersb
Can't tell if you're making a joke...
Swedehammer
No joke...Well being that the "w" is on her fingers it's not a real tattoo.
CheshiresShadow
"People die when they are killed."
Samssss
This one made me laugh so hard i class my teacher thinks i am retarded
brothertaddeus
Faker....
keyblader1985
ElaineThreepwood
Swans can be gay.
DankS0uls
*cries*
AnApologeticCanadian
kurelx
And now my girlfriend is crying.