Oct 27, 2019 12:54 PM
malarde
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Ville97
I love it how he slowly picks up the pace and finally starts to run for his life :D
RipOffTheBandAid
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Ilikebattleships
Yeah.....that’s not what’s going on...
IlTerribile
Oh deer.
jule42
When he got to the parking lot, some deeeeer had an accident
ZombieDK
Fitness app beeps 'Congratulations! You've run your fastest mile yet!'
harmonthompson1
All they need is a sunset to run off into
ufindjosh1
eehj
Haha he is running so fast at the end. Omg
MehtefaS
Someone upped their morning workout
BrenShen
Some say they're still running to this day.
GravyHavok
Turn around, yell at the fucking thing while punching and gouging its eyes. We're animals, too
JOANOFsARCasm
The sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3983122/Evergreen-Colorado-man-jogging-dog-gets-chased-river-path-elk.html
grifterdawg
Motivational poster .gif
subtleshock72000
...And they were never seen or heard from again
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Some say they're still running to this day...
Coyce
and then they fucked
LordDebuchan
“Honey you’re back from your run pretty early today.”
Apeofdeath
Run faster Damnit
ClassicImgurian
Scared shitless fitness
the0dile
From jogging to running for his life
homoerection
The new cardio.
AnApologeticCanadian
Really odd how relaxed peeps are around wild animals. I would have immediately slowed down after seeing it and kept my distance.
TheWarHymn
If I see the apex predator in my neighborhood running away from something, I'll be running as well.
naturecandles
My reaction exactly
scratchthat221148890
Sir!!!! Do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ????? Sirrrrrrr!!!!!!!
rodrigosanchez
Looks like "scared shitless fitness" really works.
psoriBugSmuggler
Hug it!! This is the best chance he’ll ever have to turn around and hug the deer!
AssGrapez
Jack Russells would of had a pop at it
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
commentsivehadafew
They’re not going to win that race
n0gal
But it's the grand chawhee's birthday
The deer looks like they're casually strolling
kpodonne
That is a moose.
Gigantically
Humans are the best long distance endurance runners on earth, if he kept going he could probably not only out run it, but then hunt it too
RoadskiN
Humans of old, yes. Not our lazy asses in the modern age. Average human is lucky to do 3 miles in one go
Kipchoge ran a marathon time of 1:59:40 just last month, we're faster than ever!
reallysmoothcriminal
Some of us but not the average
nevetsx
Is that a dangerous situation? Should he turn and confront it? Where they okay?
jfranz19862
If he stopped, he was getting humped!!
RogerAbdulMurdoch
I also wonder this.
TheatreStreet
Were*
Daddygeek84
"If you encounter a deer and it starts to change... back away from it and avoid the area for a few weeks."
Isorikk
... Change into what??
dustonashelf
Deer attack dogs all the damn time, that guy should have been more aware not to run past the stupid thing.
duckAdhesive
That is an elk not a deer
It’s a rat.
RelartOfGivia
Oh deer
Metals4J
I believe you’re moosetaken.
rushinrussian
Guys that's an elk
Definitelynotareptile
He shouldnt have run past in the first place, but my theory is that the elk is running with them probably believing they are fleeing danger
KeyserSoSay
Small dogs triggered elk to view big dog as a threat, response was maternal/aggressive, wildlife habituation creates these odd scenarios.
Most prey species will start running if they see other species that are not their predators running past them. So probably low danger here
CatBeagler
Apex predator! Wait! What are you running from!?! Slow down! WHY WONT YOU KILL MEEEE?
TheOlHaroldHolt
Cheeseme
They can be very dangerous. I dont know the solution.
I think I'd let my dog off the leash and let it deal with two confrontations and one escape path.
DoesItThough
Stand your ground. Get big and loud.
decomposingcomposers
Probably no, those fuckers will stand on their back legs and frig you up with their sharp front hoofs
TheMachineKill3r
Hoof him in the frontbutt
AFrugalMoogle
Thank you for censoring that second fuck, there are children here
mothmanual2016
We have flippin standards after all
weaselodoom
Keeping it pg 13, only one is allowed.
Ville97
I love it how he slowly picks up the pace and finally starts to run for his life :D
RipOffTheBandAid
Ilikebattleships
Yeah.....that’s not what’s going on...
IlTerribile
Oh deer.
jule42
When he got to the parking lot, some deeeeer had an accident
ZombieDK
Fitness app beeps 'Congratulations! You've run your fastest mile yet!'
harmonthompson1
All they need is a sunset to run off into
ufindjosh1
eehj
Haha he is running so fast at the end. Omg
MehtefaS
Someone upped their morning workout
BrenShen
Some say they're still running to this day.
GravyHavok
Turn around, yell at the fucking thing while punching and gouging its eyes. We're animals, too
JOANOFsARCasm
The sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3983122/Evergreen-Colorado-man-jogging-dog-gets-chased-river-path-elk.html
grifterdawg
Motivational poster .gif
subtleshock72000
...And they were never seen or heard from again
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Some say they're still running to this day...
Coyce
and then they fucked
LordDebuchan
“Honey you’re back from your run pretty early today.”
Apeofdeath
Run faster Damnit
ClassicImgurian
Scared shitless fitness
the0dile
From jogging to running for his life
homoerection
The new cardio.
AnApologeticCanadian
Really odd how relaxed peeps are around wild animals. I would have immediately slowed down after seeing it and kept my distance.
TheWarHymn
If I see the apex predator in my neighborhood running away from something, I'll be running as well.
naturecandles
malarde
My reaction exactly
scratchthat221148890
Sir!!!! Do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ????? Sirrrrrrr!!!!!!!
rodrigosanchez
Looks like "scared shitless fitness" really works.
psoriBugSmuggler
Hug it!! This is the best chance he’ll ever have to turn around and hug the deer!
AssGrapez
Jack Russells would of had a pop at it
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
commentsivehadafew
They’re not going to win that race
n0gal
But it's the grand chawhee's birthday
malarde
The deer looks like they're casually strolling
kpodonne
That is a moose.
Gigantically
Humans are the best long distance endurance runners on earth, if he kept going he could probably not only out run it, but then hunt it too
RoadskiN
Humans of old, yes. Not our lazy asses in the modern age. Average human is lucky to do 3 miles in one go
Gigantically
Kipchoge ran a marathon time of 1:59:40 just last month, we're faster than ever!
reallysmoothcriminal
Some of us but not the average
nevetsx
Is that a dangerous situation? Should he turn and confront it? Where they okay?
jfranz19862
If he stopped, he was getting humped!!
RogerAbdulMurdoch
I also wonder this.
TheatreStreet
Were*
Daddygeek84
"If you encounter a deer and it starts to change... back away from it and avoid the area for a few weeks."
Isorikk
... Change into what??
dustonashelf
Deer attack dogs all the damn time, that guy should have been more aware not to run past the stupid thing.
duckAdhesive
That is an elk not a deer
dustonashelf
It’s a rat.
RelartOfGivia
Oh deer
Metals4J
I believe you’re moosetaken.
rushinrussian
Guys that's an elk
Definitelynotareptile
He shouldnt have run past in the first place, but my theory is that the elk is running with them probably believing they are fleeing danger
KeyserSoSay
Small dogs triggered elk to view big dog as a threat, response was maternal/aggressive, wildlife habituation creates these odd scenarios.
Definitelynotareptile
Most prey species will start running if they see other species that are not their predators running past them. So probably low danger here
CatBeagler
Apex predator! Wait! What are you running from!?! Slow down! WHY WONT YOU KILL MEEEE?
TheOlHaroldHolt
Cheeseme
They can be very dangerous. I dont know the solution.
CatBeagler
I think I'd let my dog off the leash and let it deal with two confrontations and one escape path.
DoesItThough
Stand your ground. Get big and loud.
decomposingcomposers
Probably no, those fuckers will stand on their back legs and frig you up with their sharp front hoofs
TheMachineKill3r
Hoof him in the frontbutt
AFrugalMoogle
Thank you for censoring that second fuck, there are children here
mothmanual2016
We have flippin standards after all
weaselodoom
Keeping it pg 13, only one is allowed.
AFrugalMoogle