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Cat tax.
TheStarkNakedinWinterfell
My boi's wekkehd smaht
Gungagin
Matt Damon mmmmmmmmmm
Whiteoak789
Love this movie the sad part is the douche is right :/. Unless you have that piece of paper everyone says fuck off.
lafemmenikita
If said piece of paper is a degree in history, I think right now everyone will still say fuck off. Ahh the nineties... *sigh*
crustycrust
To be fair most history grad students don't pay for their schooling. Funding yo
DeadpoolsGayCousin
fucking love goodwill hunting. i need to watch it again +1 for good content and funny tax. to the front page with you @OP
Gilexarr
Thank you for saying the name of the movie, I was looking for that
DeadpoolsGayCousin
anytime internet amigo. i will be watching it tonight actually.
UncleBoonmee
"Do you like bananas? Well I got her number, how do you like those bananas?" - Futurama
OtterBreath
Yup yup
feckyall
I've seen this so many times but I'm up voting just because I love this scene so much
eromitlab
#23 There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!
Natojenkins
aint nobody got time for that
TwoBitGreaser
That guy just got roadhoused by his brainfoot.
awesomeness01
I think I like the jay and silent boh ending better
T2ac32
I Love when we watch movies together in imgur
TheQuoll
Cyril!
becauseurwrong
Ryan's gonna get Damon shanked later
TheQuoll
Vern will get 'em both.
theritz22
J. Jonah Jameson has a vat of Vaseline.
CrazyCarretta
Moving Picture source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azM6xSTT2I0
DrFreud
BURN THE WITCH
TheBiggestAsshat
My GOD, this picture MOVES.
tendtopsychyououtintheend
WARNING: This sauce does not contain any "wicked smahhht" delivery.
dogbro
:(
Rebar77
Or apples D:
jval
Thanks. I got half-way and just thought, why don't I just freaking watch it!
EID0LON
Thank you good sir/ma'dam
carlosmencianumberone
Neil Peart is the best drummer ever
TheStoneRuby
It ain't easy being cheesy.
METAAAAAAAAAL
True, however i find this statement quite out of context.
Mathdex
Does it even matter? Still upvoted.
PreistsOfSyrinx
Au contraire(?) The family guy scene at the end mentions that Neil Peart is the best drummer
carlosmencianumberone
Oh, but it is
Vacationdad
Possibly one of the greatest burns in cinema history
IvnWng
I concur
SpecialProjectY
This one went further
amooseandamonkey
"Hey guyz, I'll be serving fries at a drive-thru but at least I won't be unoriginal!" yeah, that sure showed him...
lightningboltkid1
I thought he meant the "how about them apples" burn. Which is a quotable scene and has been.
amooseandamonkey
My point is, everything ends in what I said, he never recovered from that. So he's the one that got burned.
SpecialProjectY
He meant he will live a dull, pointless live of a person who perhaps knows facts, but can't come up with a conclusion on he's own. 1/2
YodasLeftEar
im sorry but if you think youre original with 7b ppl around with like 100b dead. bad news...
SpecialProjectY
Know a few "high degree" who albeit know a thing or two, struggle to express what they should do in life. 2/2
amooseandamonkey
The only thing that gave him points was threatening with violence, which he wouldn't do if the other guy was bigger. 2/2
amooseandamonkey
I still can't see how he comes out on top, and why everyone thinks he won. Still a better future than him. 1/2
SpecialProjectY
It's more important to come up with conclusions, than know the facts.
fireeternal
Could someone explain to me the apple joke/pun? i don´t get it.
chonas
"how do you like them apples." Is a common US colloquialism. Orig 1959 due to mortar shells looking like apples.
fireeternal
Thank you... so it kinda means he's dropping a bomb?
chonas
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/how_do_you_like_them_apples
MrMaRzZ
@chonas this boy iz wicked smaht
LavaAxe
Well if it ain't the Affleck boys.
MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
And Mark Wahlberg
Moriarty
He's an honorary Affleck boy.
WithAnEye
Ehhh, could be argued that the Afflecks are honorary Wahlbergs.
spakatak
They're all Damons.
LukeIsSkywalking
Love Casey, wish he was in more.
ThorinMapleshield
The Finest Hours. It's on netflix I think
LukeIsSkywalking
Thanks, will check it out!
lovecheese
my wife put that movie on last weekend thinking it was the latest star trek movie. we ended up watching the whole thing it was a good watch.
Alphatronx3
Wait Casey af fleck is in this? Is he in this scene?
Graxle
He's in the two frames before they go outside, he says, "my boy's wicked smaht"
Alphatronx3
Damn. He looks hardly like how he looks now.
Pulseless
Do girls actually like that? If I go into a bar and start laying out the differential dx for abnormal uterine bleeding will I get laid?
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Pulseless
I may be tall but I'm also a skinny Asian guy ranking mid/low on a scale of attractiveness. Demand for my model is sparse in Louisiana.
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Pulseless
Thanks, friend. This whole thing started as a joke but I actually do feel better somehow lol..
Zahnradfee
Well, many girls do like smart guys. But you don't need to lay out the differential dx, because we already know about that. Just don't be >
Zahnradfee
a dick. (Which is of course no guarantee for getting laid, but for being talked to at all.)
Pulseless
Well AUB refers to uterine bleeding out of the norm ie. Polyps, fibroids, coagulopathies etc.. (Is this doing anything for you?)
Zahnradfee
No. I don't know what AUB is.
Pulseless
Abnormal Uterine Bleeding, its a blanket term for uterine bleeding that shouldn't be happening. If you'd like I can prepare a powerpoint?
darthheyburt
I'm still amazed how well this was redone in Jay and Silent Bob
ElectrikPhil
For anyone who hasn't seen it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv7qaCBRuU
SirJimmothy
I haven't seen this movie, thought it was actually an uncut part from the movie. Damn!
brianthefly
Its Hunting Season!
troublecliff
Applesauce Bitch!
shuya82
Are we going to have a problem... again?
HaulinOats
I don't like the sound of dem apples Will, what're we gonna do??
darthheyburt
It's hunting season
shuya82
Applesauce, bitch.
Khatvogel
Barney when he still had a pony tail
waytoocreamy
One of my all time favorite films.
Slonchman
The scene from Jay And Silent Bob is stuck in my head and it's forever going to replace the original version.
chumpanchak
I hope next time it's reposted they'll at least change the library fees bit to tree fiddy
stardenker
Just get it over with and post the whole movie.
twowaymeter
As a lady I would have abandoned them to their dick measuring history contest and gone the fuck home. Who has time for that shit?
brokeart
Minnie Driver
Mathdex
I'was completely in love with her by the time of this movie.
riddmkidd
Only because it's in the script...
brokeart
Sigh that's why you're great at parties
riddmkidd
(tips trilby) m'lady...
Quaxx
I found this scene very annoying during the movie.
CMFMTNPPL
I can hear the accent in my head "mi boai s whiiked smaat"
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
I said it out loud too
Maddoge
I just visited Boston and got a shirt with that on it. I love it
MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
"mah boy's wicked smaht"
BenBarbarian
SMAAT lmfao
browsingimgur
Lol same here. Totally read it with the accent in my head.
rickeyspanish
ole casey affleck
gonnaneedadoctor
Not sure who's old enough to remember the Blockbuster '10 second movie review', but this one was the best. "You don't sound very sma(r)t"
gonnaneedadoctor
"Yeah, no one from Boston does"
jessieraywilde
Use ya blinkah
vellichords
Love that line. Also this one
Andalite
I've never seen this movie and I have no clue where it's based in, but every time I read that line, I always hear the Boston accent.
5copiesofTheThreeEPsbyTheBetaBand
Stop what you're doing, and go watch Good Will Hunting. I'll wait here.
MeowMckittyface
Totally read it with a Boston accent too.
jayxero
That line made the scene.
djklhc
Me too!
deeznuts211
It's all in the haaavuhd waatuh. It makes you smaaatuh.
ifitseasytakeittwice
Wickid feckin pissah
deluxury
No.
OldnFatBobba
you pass tha buttah
eromitlab
Doesn't make yah any bettah at pahkin' ya cah. Fuckin' townies! Go back to Mah'bl'hed.
KingoftheGoldfish
Anybody from Peebidy?
KLUSTENATOR
Pahk ya cah in da yahd? How bout I hammah ya in da haht wit a haymakah
deeznuts211
Damn near spit out my beer reading that haha
JohnnyTitelips
Beeyuh befoah likkuh, nevah ben sickuh. Likkuh befoa beeyuh, in duh cleeuh.
CaesarBUBBLINZeppeli
As an Irish person: wut
TheWickedSmaahtBoy
Well whaddayaknow, I'm relevant!
CorvusSolus
from boston. can confirm.
heysniz
What up, kheed
harryhoyt
Same boy I'm in Charlestown hbu
CorvusSolus
technically in a suburb, Wilmy
davidbowieeyes
That's when it kicked in for me lol
TheGingersquatch
Why the wrench? Cuz fuck him, that's why.
natgelina
Ha! Yes
BangkokDanger
Wierd, I read it that way too and I've never seen this movie.
IMaedThisForYou
Please watch Good Will Hunting as soon as you can. It's on Netflix.
dannishadow
It's the "wicked", I think. I read it that way as well, and have also never seen it.
Imheisenbeard
Same, odd happenstance.
TheEmporer
anytime someone says wicked I automatically assume Boston or some place in the northeast pretending to be Boston.
basball6969
There's NO FUCKING DRUMMER BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!
RickyBobbyShakenBake
agree... they spelled smaht wrong in the subtitles!
inmotherrussia
Smaht. Spell it right
sublime29
P-town? What up, fam?
CMFMTNPPL
Same shit different pile
Fhenyx7
browsib
Mah bois wicked smaht
Bootsy81
It really should have been spelled that way in the image.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
How do ya like me NOW
PlateauGirl
Best line in the movie
ArgonSpark
That's batman.
chonas
I watched this movie for the first time in college. That pretentious guy just uses big words to say "The South was farmers." Well duh asshat
Danmanbadman
What is it?
Wikipedo
Don't worry, he goes to prison later and is no longer smart. His brother protects him as much as he can though.
Ishwulf
Hence the library book burn.
fadecomic
Well, I mean, that's college.
ActualAnimal
All of the Americas were farmers lol
BababaMoooya1
Lel
Flyndaran
Obvious but it was tobacco production and export that really cemented the burgeoning culture and it being perfectly suited to the climate.
DarkUranium
It's often hot in this hemisphere.
NubbyMcNubNab
What does your name mean?
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
It's the opposite of bright uranium. It's to do with the shade of a given unit of uranium.
VanDammesForeheadCyst
MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
The british gal ruins so much of this movies potential. Still tho, one of my all time favorites because of Williams and Damon.
violetpolkadots
There are people that don't like Minnie Driver? ...huh.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
MINNIE DRIVER?!!?! She was hand picked by Matt and Ben! She was sublime!!! But fine, have your opinion. I guess.
tokenhooker
Ah I loved her in it.
zPapa
How does she ruin it
MOTHERFUCKINGLOKI
Just a personal opinion, bad acting/character.
posthumousmince
I'm also not a fan. I think she's wooden and has a weirdly large head on a tiny body that distracts you from her wooden acting.
ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkingToMe17
Agreed. I did not like her.
Ilikeyogurt
Finally, someone sees it too!
DiabetesPorn
My contention was that big words and she was great.
PhilTheKhajiit
The crux of your arguments is big words. I counter with my own argument, slightly bigger words.
mroranges
She was great wtf are you babbling about you jabroni
Jonofthejungle
Fuck'n jabroni...
SpoonOfDoom
Should give him a hurricanrana off the top rope.