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Secret Santa sends Marmite
Delicacy to some... not so much to others. American taste test
Subject One/ Home State: Missouri
OP tried night before.. Subject One was warned about the "unique taste" and tried a carrot
Subject One
Instantly tastes the "unique flavors" and reacts
Subject One
Instant regret
Subject Two/ Home State: Georgia
Willing to "test" the waters with a pinky dip
Subject One
Final decision: Will not try again
Subject Two
Realizes he's done fucked up
Subject Two
Realization intensifies
Subject Two
Final decision: Will not try again
Subject Three
Smacked in the face with "unique flavors"
Subject Three
Wonders why he trusted OP in the first place
Subject Three
Tries to flee the "unique flavors"
Subject Three
Final determination: Will not try again
Subject Four/ Home State: Georgia
Following trend with pinky dip
Subject Three/ Home State: New York
Follows Subject Two with pinky dip
Subject Four
Added to get a female view
Subject Four
Same result
Subject Four
Final determination: Will not try again
Subject Five/ Home State: Virginia
Added for diversity
Subject Five
Strong commitment with the pointer finger
Subject Five
Regrets strong commitment
Subject Five
Is it with the strong after taste of MarMite
Subject Five
Thinks tissue will work better than water to erase "unique flavor" profile
Subject Five
Final determination: Will not try again
Subject Six/ Home State: Texas
Added to test due to his unique personality in general
Subject Six
Brought back pinky dip
Subject Six
Initial reaction the same as others
Subject Six
"Unique flavor" intensifies and so does his disattisfaction
actualedsheeran
What the fuck did you shoot this with, a Red One? It looks like stills from a war movie
YinSno
This is the military testing we need to fund. WAKE UP PEOPLE
TannhasserGate
fuckin love marmite
encourager
With a lable that says Sanitarium it should have been good. Did they wash there hands first?
cooluniquename
No
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
Substitute it for jalapeno cheese spread than film the reactions. Thank you Marines for you service. Stay safe out there.
LiamO92
That's the horrid Aussie / kiwi fake marmite!! As a marmite lover. I can't stand that stuff
shinagami091
My guess is it's not meant to be consumed by itself
ThisAccountisforvoting
Subject one's hair is on point.
slasher923
Hey boot try this don't worry about what it is.
BrainFrogz
Coincidentally, I'm eating Marmite toast at this very moment.
Kensidian
Subject #1's hair looks way too perfect. Obviously not enough PT
DomCarIndustries
Marmite to Subject two. I laughed so hard at that description
squishybaker
that isn't marmite that's a knock off like vegemite, this is marmite
royalrepromandrancourreprieve
See!....These guys can spell regret!!!!
Gruntingsince1775
Rah
SemperFiSteph
As a Hawaii Marine who's been to Australia... I feel dis. Aloha from Oahu!
mynamesbryson
3 black dudes in one shop? Gotta be supply.
gluedbuttocks
Subject 3 and I share the same last name :D
degenerator
Send it in a care package to Afghanistan. anysoldier.com
abbreviated
Subject Three came back for seconds or the order is messed up
tonx916
"For diversity....." lol
johnson21
Well hello #14. To be fair a lot of them are good looking
cooluniquename
He said hi
MaineChance
Your description is really well written. Enjoyed the commentary and pics. Wish someone had liked it.
amishcannoli
If it means anything: I'm an American that enjoys Marmite.
Moghul
It's a repost so...
ARandomHelljumper
Nope. OP took it down and put it back up, I remember his username as the OP of the first post.
cooluniquename
Refer to @deykamol comment
Moghul
Ah, my apologies. Have a nice day!
TheRespectedContender
Yo OP where you stationed at? This looks a lot like the vanpads I worked in back in Miramar.
cooluniquename
M-29
Volpe42
But I thought marines learned to eat just about anything...
LearnSomething
I guess that tells you something about marmite...
rigatony222
How am I supposed to eat that? Doesn't look like crayons to me!
slidewhistlesymphony
Smear a dab of Marmite on some bread and eat it! I happen to love the stuff, and I'm American!
amishcannoli
There's are dozes of us!
Sogeking
I used to love it as a kid, but at some point my parents said I couldn't have it anymore because it made me act out.
testedmetal
What is this heresy?!? There can be only one
gingerwerewolf
Too right!
NearVoid
But Pa Might Not
dingusface
Sanitarium owns the trademark for Marmite in Australia and NZ. The real deal is marketed down here as "Our Mate" http://imgur.com/n1wFKzn
TheGhostofLouReed
That's a fairly morbid name, no? Here, have a jar of the remains of Your Mate... In cannibalism common down there?
BellaKiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm1qP_y9V9k
Eggbutts
I thought it was called Vegemite down under?
youcancallmeflowerifyouwantto
Different product. Similar reactions to the flavour from the inexperienced though.
ThunderousGalaxy
Marmite = product made from yeast-extract (bi-product of brewing) Vegemite = Marmite with vegetable and spice additives
deykamol
i saw this the other day, did you actually just repost someone else's secret santa post?
golax
Yes indeed. Very unfortunate that even such posts aren't spared by reposters.
cooluniquename
No! I fucked up Dad... I fucked up bad. I wanted to add the edit to the post but I didn't know how to so I took it down and that's where 1/2
Sitraka
dan it private !!!!
snowwhyyt
Op....2/2. Waiting
IAmNotVeryCleverAtAll
They fled Imgur for being called out.
cooluniquename
everything came crashing down. I put it back up but it said 0 points and I realized I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.. Merry Christmas?
UrKungFuNoGood
Semper Duh brother. oorah
Synapses14
Probably part of the reason you are in the Marines amiright? =P <3
TakWriterOfWorlds
Poor Marine. He must've forgot what came after 1.
DoesItDo
Even Gabe Newell could count higher.
LaBix
Although only twice as high.
MrHinges
Unless it's slathered on toast, you're eating it wrong
RingSting
Put some on your toast when you have beans on toast with a bit o' cheese on top, it's fricking awesome. =D
RingSting
I could fucking murder some Marmite on toast right now ...brb
ElbowDeepInYourDad
It's an abomination!
uniquemindtrick
As I was looking at all of these photos I was thinking this exactly! Cheese on toast and a tad bit of marmite is BOMB. Makes my morning!
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
Up that toast game with a fried runny egg bitches
Alphabergle
i prefer it slathered in the trash can
HighlandPotatoe
No, it shouldn't even be slathered on toast, a light coating is all you need, more than that and I throw it up 10 min later.
Moefassa
Bread, butter, cheese, cucumber or tomato slices. Optional second slice of buttered bread to make a sandwich. NOMS!
dagg3r
I lick it offa table spoon...Vegemite that is
NotAMale
Or layered onto cheese on toast!
DickDastardly404
[filling] and Marmite sandwiches 5 evr
DeadHamster
With shit loads of butter. O fuck yea.
EMTsaidwhat
Yep slathered on toast with butter
Photus
if youre not throwing that shit in the bin then youre doing it wrong.
beartato
First time i had it was when an Australian gave it to me on a rye bread with swiss on top and toasted. Was decent.
Sprixxen
Sorry, someone has to say it. Peanut butter is objectively better in all ways.
MrHinges
To each their own...
claynipple
Salted corn chips and Marmite!
youcancallmeflowerifyouwantto
Chips-and-Marmite sandwiches. Best lunchbox combo ever.
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MrHinges
Yes. But that's okay, we're all weird here
tarataqa
Anyone who asks if they're weird is always weird.
Duendes
Duude, marmite flavoured potato chips
MrHinges
Eugh no, don't remind me
Idosss
Yes but that's why you're on a prison island. Some people call it Australia BUT YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE THERE
SacrificesForCthulhu
Australia has Vegemite, the UK has Marmite
Idosss
Shiiiiit. You're right, my bad. EVERYONE STOP UPVOTING ME I WAS WROOOOONG. The spread of misinformation is wrong.
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Idosss
Yeah but you made prison island. Of course you'd have reserves of the rations you poisoned them with
Idosss
I apologise to the prisoners of the island your popular brand of spread is vegimite. You may now return to struggling to survive
IUseHotDogsForDildos
A sandwich is always good also
ChloeRed
cheese and marmite, toasted. Always a good (if gooey) outcome :)
RingSting
My daughter used to blub if she didn't get a marmite sandwich for her dinner when she was little, she still loves it now.
Humainenz
We (NZ) have it in a sandwich with iceberg lettuce (not toasted) Yum!
BaconSave
with butter and cheese. (or with butter on a crumpet) nyom
MrHinges
Ooh yes, all of these are acceptable - having it straight on your finger is never a good idea...
BigAZNMan
I prefer with a slice of tomato and mozzarella on toast.
ChefyCat
Ohhhhh yeah! Can also do a 'Mouse Trap' and add onion, cheese on top of the toast and bake it! Nom Nom Nom!
F1L0Y1
I would try that for the name alone.
notsureifyouknewthisexisted
My fave way to have marmite for sure :D
zebil
Oh ok, so thrilled only way to have this is by masking it with better tasting things. Got it
fairycheese
Nah its like putting vinegar on your fish and chips- you wouldn't drink vinegar bit fish and chips isn't the same without it.
BaconSave
RheaButt
It isn't about masking it completely, it's about diluting it so it isn't overdone, like vanilla extract
IamCerasdopplebanger
BUTTER ON A CRUMPET - I'M DYING
BaconSave
what do you put on a crumpet?
IamCerasdopplebanger
I can't say if it's a trick question :( Butter - Marmite. Since I don't live in the UK/Europe I always get marmite with me back home
BaconSave
No not a trick, butter is what most people would put on it, I thought you were holding out on a magical crumpet topping!...
Lovenkraft
Clotted cream... which is basically butter
HowardMoonsHotpants
Really? Tend to do that with scones in the UK - where are you based, out of interest?