Matteocray
56667
2016
134
Jun 10, 2016 4:32 AM
Matteocray
56667
2016
134
Maz1986
Instructions unclear on #2. I am now serving life for taking 1 Marijuanas.
GazeboWizard
Steve, steve, steve.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
Can't count the times that Windex trick has saved my life!!! Ain't nobody got time for that.
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Jamba Juice one is true, a pretty damn good burger as well
Manbehindthemadness
I became a playboy billionaire by inventing the comma!
internetfox
If you want to fly, just keep practising jumping and flapping your arms.
dt7693
Lost it at "slam on the gas. You'll be home in no time."
UsedCarSalesman
That last one is solid advice
srilyk
I've been shooting myself with larger and larger bullets. I started with a 22 and now I'm up to 50 cal!
hydrus0
This is why I am distrustful of the serious life hacks.
UpVoteAlpacas
Shoot yourself in the face tomake yourself smarter!
HNForLife
loved and laughed at every single one of these due to my fucking great and dark sense of humor
ladyface
Me too! Let's be those old curmudgeons on the Muppets.
beardycat
Shit man dark humor? Hide your wallets boys
mmaatt8
For now on I will do the unknown name one. I'll be like what's up car thief? My names Steve. Ok cotton farmer.
DarkUranium
LoveTheShiningWire
ForrestIndustries
That's not nice, someone might actually try these
FatHeadedPanda
Wouldn't be suprised
Verldemert
Not until it's shared on Facebook.
BlackDeathZombieSwede
Weeding out the herd
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Exactly
PeterDinklagesDick
ZleepyKiwi
The bullet one works the same with knifes.
AsksTooManyQuestions
*knives
Skawomplious
You shoot yourself with knives?
tomatoboy
You don't? Wimp. They load nicely into a smoothbore cannon.
Premed
In a high powered meeting try farting loudly to break the silence, it works every time. For full effect sniff in deeply and claim the fart.
BellyRubMe
With the first one I thought those would be actual life hacks. Needed 3 or 4 pictures to get it. The fridge air out helped me
GodApollo
The bullets one
AdamJBS2000
If you ever get addicted to weed just drink some weed killer and you'll be cured!
TroyBarnesCrying
Get this Chive shit outta here, if you want garbage content head over to theChive
vudukerz
Is it Chive or C Hive, as in a C-level bunch of drones? Have never figured that out.
manic404
You recognized that quickly. Just keep calm and chive on
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Imgur and the Chive are equally garbage at times
TroyBarnesCrying
Didn't used to be this way
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
This isn't Chive shit, it's just a really old repost
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
Chive has less boob posts than Imgur.
Matteocray
manic404
Thank you
ishiishinji
Double dipping!
theflyingriffin
When OP says youre welcome just pretend you didnt read and walk away silently from the post #lifehack10901
Atribbs
Thanks. Now I don't have to put 3d glasses over my regular glasses.
aleister94
I actually do do the name one
AsksTooManyQuestions
You said "do do."
NotACheeto
Thank you! I've always wanted to become Superman. Now I can start to become him by shooting myself with smaller bullets to become immune!
entitledLlama
Dont do it you'll die
QueefLord
Nonsense, i did not shave your wife!
iraslak
*dig dig dig* a bullet
HeckinDinyella
Quick fact: I taught myself to moon walk. Fractured my ankle moon walking away from someone.
JWoods89
Should have had someone else teach you
BananaAddedForScale
explain how
HeckinDinyella
Learn how to do a moon walk. Do it on a not so smooth surface. Then be clumsy by nature. Then try to impress someone. It will happen.
ladyface
You should hit the gym or exercise more if you get injured that easily.
therealmang
did you die?
HeckinDinyella
Twice.
mishmash343
Rest in peace
HeckinDinyella
Thanks!
WatneyTheSpacePirate
No problem
KoldAnkel
Sigh. I just spend like 10 seconds wondering what an "ankle moon" was.
arretey
So what is it my friends curious
honeybean
ThePunneryOfficer