Post Straightener.

Sep 24, 2022 4:20 PM

dolphinyaso

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It's on a truck. Seems like the farm version of the itinerant knife sharpener.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could use a post straightener

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Meanwhile in the imgur comments:

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Oh, is the new M Night Shamalayan movie any good then?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this post.jpg

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put... put your post in it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here, try it on this:

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who keeps mangling up all those posts to begin with?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex wives mangled my post real well- the straightener paid for itself given the number of phalloplasties I avoided with it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

99% certain there is a guy on the other side replacing the posts with straight ones as they come through.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Do ... do you have eyes? Are they okay? I mean, if you're blind, I'll feel like a dick. But ... still.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is this what Christians try to do to the gay posts?

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two post straighteners. Guy is one too. I mean his job, not in a gay way. I mean, he could be but I wouldn't know. Oh shut up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, if we played this in reverse, it would be the post gay-ener? Or, at least, bi-curious-er?

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Thank you. That is exactly what I was looking for.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn’t have thought that so many posts needed straightening that they would design, tool up, and produce a specific machine to do it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The4 ole Dick untwist!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What’s wrong with gay posts?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

my post is a bit gay, now im straight..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How Republicans think straight camp works.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't we just let the post be gay? E need to end this forced conversion therapy for posts :P

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would be worthless on here, Imgurs best posts are usually the twisted ones.

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reposting [dad joke]

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So play it in reverse!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And gay posts.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I’d like it to spit out upvotes and downvotes

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play it in reverse

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I'm definitely not straight!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true

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+1 for the 1776 gif

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Business websites after pride month.

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I knew there was a good gay joke to be made here.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or is this how those conversion camps work?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get these fuckin old rainbows off of here!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me back my gay posts!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many posts to straighten before that sum'bitch pays for itself?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 million

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that many. The machines only seem to cost a couple thousand, and the posts are a couple bucks each. So like 1000 posts?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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The company that builds and operates these charges AUS$2.50 per post. Even bulk you'd be lucky to get them new for less than $10 each.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is Australia, so it probably belongs to a farm the size of Vermont that uses tens if not hundreds of thousands of posts yearly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We call the big ones "stations", not farms or ranches. When you're mustering your livestock with helicopters "farm" just doesn't feel right.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least 3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since noone said it yet.... "put your dick in it"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I was disappointed too.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is it weird that I want one?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Do NOT stick your dick in it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if you have a pile of bent t-posts like some of us.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every year I ruin 3 T-posts extracting them from the ground. We use them for holding up an annual sale sign. Throwing them out bothers me.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess it is weird then :P

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about pre straightener?

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Those are stacked on the left.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cool machine, nice to reuse things instead of throwing them away, but I'd be worried about metal fatigue.

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I would not worry about it, its just a repost.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's just for wire fences, not really a huge static load on them.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Plus, aren't these a relatively soft metal, to have bent like that? I imagine that makes metal fatigue slightly less of a concern.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't actually know for certain, but I'm assuming a harder, more brittle material is more prone to fatigue and general strain.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, these are just fence posts. Barbed wire won't stop anything that actually wants through, and these just hold it up.

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But the metal is just soooo tired man. It just wanted to curl up and lay down, and now he's making it stand up straight for years.

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Now I'm worried about metal fatigue.

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you should be, if you're running an artifact deck it can really ruin your day

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I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval
System they've got at Heathrow.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You not gonna build bridges with those. And the chickens in the pen won’t care either.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fencing doesn't have any dynamic forces on it and post are made of very mild steel the only risk of cracking would be during straightening

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The cost to recycle and buy new is probably cheaper anyways

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Definitely not…you don’t get squat for mild steel at the recyclers. 50 cents a post probly…

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The cost to purchase that unit, relocation costs, maintain that unit, and possible injuries with it is why.

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This is Australia, so it probably belongs to a farm the size of Vermont that uses tens if not hundreds of thousands of posts yearly.

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