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Apr 23, 2014 10:27 PM
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
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GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Drunk Guy on Speaker Phone = Will Ferrell's Anchorman 3?
MetalBeard
Fuck you, Dan. Would've been so relevant.
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omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Thank you for noticing <3
langhston
HAHAha, oh man, this is such an interesting and beautiful and depressing snapshot into these peoples lives
markedDoor
But first a selfie!
watercoolerdictator
O-R-A-N-J-J. Duh.
DeclarationOfIndependence
"Looks like she was gangbanged by a pack of crayons." - Aesop
bochikiniki
Can I put a hit order on the women with the "intellectual" comment?
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
LOL
JulioCesarSalad
What should my comment be? I want it to be clever How about "Livin' with my imgurians #LIVE"
JulioCesarSalad
I only got 10 upvotes in the last 5 minutes Do you think I should take it down? LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
KAMAchameleon
Hold up...is "punani" a recognized slang term, outside of Hawaii? o___O
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Yup, I'm in Lebanon and I'm familiar with it. Thank you League of Legends community
KAMAchameleon
Wow, that's enlightening. haha
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
:3
chainletter
Security wipe doesn't stop at nightclubs. That's a top notch Lifehack right there.
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Amen Lol
steve699
What I usually overhear
joul
that's beautiful, where is it from?
randomweirdness
half of them sound like "stuff I made up to sound funny on the internet" in nightclubs
OlennaRedwyne
Wh... Which of those was false?
JulioCesarSalad
The ones talking about selfies are quotes form a song, pretty catchy actually. http://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0
JulioCesarSalad
Never mind, I didn't read the post you were referring to.
icameinlikeafeckingball
I'm guessing either #2 or #3. Those two kind of sound mutually exclusive. But then again what the hell do I know?
funzies
my money is on the piercing.
OlennaRedwyne
I suspected that too
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
I REALLY WANNA KNOW
MermaidLamby
I'd say the I'm marrying a girl.. just a guess but
CarolCruz
oooh I was really voting for the pregnancy.
lectri
I'd have to agree.
Pavious
I wonder if there will be a "Overheard in High School".. Got a feeling most of the stories will be the same...
Pavious
or "Overheard in College" for that matter..
StooooooooooooooooooooooopHammerTime
How do you "just get off with" a girl in a nightclub? Is he cumming on her in the middle of the dance floor
newat
I've witnessed exactly that already...
randomweirdness
maybe they got off a bus together?
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
I suppose, not quite sure though <.<
AppleOfClowns
I believe it's what Americans call "Making out"
StooooooooooooooooooooooopHammerTime
I think they mean very different things... but you could be right.
AppleOfClowns
Well, as a Brit, it could also mean some through or under the clothes action.
StooooooooooooooooooooooopHammerTime
Well I lived in London and I now live in the US and both those seem strange to me... but I never know what drunk people intend to say
DrewTheStampede
"Well it's not me who will be licking the backs of my thighs later". Disturbingly accurate...
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
I mean, who thinks like that <.<
unculteredswine
serious question guys and gals - is blowing your load on your girl something that is common? if so, are chicks supposed to enjoy that?
JustBrowsingThanks
Not at all common in my experience. Just ask first, and don't expect anyone to act like they're catching snowflakes.
MySpiritAnimalisBillMurray
omg catching snowflakes... i will use that from now on
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Yup, it's pretty common as far as I know. Also, I can speak for myself when I say I do enjoy it
penguininapolarbearsuit
You miss, are a good girl ;)
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Awww Yiiiiiiissssss
unculteredswine
Thou enjoyeth the queens custard spewed forth upon thineself?
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Awww Yiiiiiiss
thesupercanuck
That tenth one is ironic.
GucciMane1017
Austin Powers mate
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
Hey there Captain Obvious :p
thesupercanuck
Hello Commander Emoticon
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
I only used that so I wouldn't sound mean :o
thesupercanuck
I know, I wasn't trying to sound mean.
omgwhateverdudejustletmein
<3