Overheard in Nightclub Toilets

Apr 23, 2014 10:27 PM

Drunk Guy on Speaker Phone = Will Ferrell's Anchorman 3?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, Dan. Would've been so relevant.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted May 5, 2014 8:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you for noticing <3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAha, oh man, this is such an interesting and beautiful and depressing snapshot into these peoples lives

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But first a selfie!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O-R-A-N-J-J. Duh.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Looks like she was gangbanged by a pack of crayons." - Aesop

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can I put a hit order on the women with the "intellectual" comment?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What should my comment be? I want it to be clever How about "Livin' with my imgurians #LIVE"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only got 10 upvotes in the last 5 minutes Do you think I should take it down? LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold up...is "punani" a recognized slang term, outside of Hawaii? o___O

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, I'm in Lebanon and I'm familiar with it. Thank you League of Legends community

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, that's enlightening. haha

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Security wipe doesn't stop at nightclubs. That's a top notch Lifehack right there.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Amen Lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I usually overhear

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that's beautiful, where is it from?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

half of them sound like "stuff I made up to sound funny on the internet" in nightclubs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wh... Which of those was false?

12 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

The ones talking about selfies are quotes form a song, pretty catchy actually. http://youtu.be/kdemFfbS5H0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never mind, I didn't read the post you were referring to.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing either #2 or #3. Those two kind of sound mutually exclusive. But then again what the hell do I know?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my money is on the piercing.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I suspected that too

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I REALLY WANNA KNOW

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'd say the I'm marrying a girl.. just a guess but

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

oooh I was really voting for the pregnancy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd have to agree.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if there will be a "Overheard in High School".. Got a feeling most of the stories will be the same...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or "Overheard in College" for that matter..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you "just get off with" a girl in a nightclub? Is he cumming on her in the middle of the dance floor

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've witnessed exactly that already...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe they got off a bus together?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose, not quite sure though <.<

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe it's what Americans call "Making out"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they mean very different things... but you could be right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, as a Brit, it could also mean some through or under the clothes action.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I lived in London and I now live in the US and both those seem strange to me... but I never know what drunk people intend to say

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Well it's not me who will be licking the backs of my thighs later". Disturbingly accurate...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, who thinks like that <.<

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

serious question guys and gals - is blowing your load on your girl something that is common? if so, are chicks supposed to enjoy that?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not at all common in my experience. Just ask first, and don't expect anyone to act like they're catching snowflakes.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

omg catching snowflakes... i will use that from now on

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup, it's pretty common as far as I know. Also, I can speak for myself when I say I do enjoy it

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You miss, are a good girl ;)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awww Yiiiiiiissssss

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thou enjoyeth the queens custard spewed forth upon thineself?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww Yiiiiiiss

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That tenth one is ironic.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Austin Powers mate

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey there Captain Obvious :p

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello Commander Emoticon

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only used that so I wouldn't sound mean :o

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, I wasn't trying to sound mean.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

<3

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