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Oct 18, 2016 6:26 PM
rusyII
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woeismom
That fucking title is gold
kindsoberandfullydressed
This is such a cute caption for such a cute gif
dailycupofjoe
I like the "There it is! Oh, shit... no" halfway through this
V1V2Rotate
Then you find it and realize you have to rework half your code because the rest of the parentheses depended on the one you fucked up
TheCanterlonian
Don't remind me!
ProfessorPritt
Notepad++ ?
TheCanterlonian
Only occasionally.
necrontyr525
... HALP
JackMolotov
Change the semicolon to a greek question mark in your co-workers C# code. I dare you
TheCanterlonian
You monster
CassowaryTribulation
You...you evil person. I am so gonna do this!
HD2composer
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
as someone who has written Java, C#, and HTML I can relate
HD2composer
Everything but Javascript?
TheifofZ
10 days in, and the nested brackets have begun to look like strange monsters. Still no sign of the stray parenthesis.
Crytaz
SirPanache
Or the missing semicolon in java
d3jake
I created errors in the C++ Std lib when I left the semi colon off of the end of a class declaration. Fun times.
Freefallingheather
Title means hehaw to me, but up vote for the cute cat!
rusyII
Freefallingheather
I'm not in this photo, I'm clearly Isa lol
rusyII
I'm from Canada but love Still Game. I once told someone to "get it right round ye" and I think they thought I'd had a stroke.
Freefallingheather
Epic!! Please use as much Scottish pure pissh patter as you can squeeze in ;-)
HeyOhBotchedToe
Don't we want the matched parentheses? You know, for resetting of the tries, or (God forbid} dud removal?
TheChaserG
+1 for Fallout reference
TheCanterlonian
error: missing "{"
zma123456
Just do a search and you'll see all parenthesis. What editor are you even using ? If your editor or compiler lacks, get a better one.
TheCanterlonian
That's genius! Can't believe I never thought of it!
IChangeMyUsernameYall
This is the most relatable post on Imgur , have an upvote
aftu
stop, you're giving me flashbacks!
HD2composer
Embrace it!!!
aftu
aaa(AA(a)AAA(gghgh!!)!!)!!!
HD2composer
philliplovesall
I always upvote and favorite cats.
DaMinah1337
I'm just a beginner student in coding and I already wanna kill myself, so I'm glad I'll lose the will to live early on and not get attached.
HD2composer
https://i.stack.imgur.com/vTsEq.gif
kaashaa
like 90% of the reason my print() 's don't work
kaashaa
also indents #python
Ihavenothingimportanttoputhere
SaucyDisses
But when you find it
burritoz
this is the face I make when looking for the missing } in JSON
IChangeMyUsernameYall
http://rs558.pbsrc.com/albums/ss30/Krll/Avatars/InsaneComputerGeek.gif~c200
redsalmon
I've always loved this gif. Applicable to so many situations.
redsalmon
I was just thinking this one. Ugh.
lolthisismyusername
jsonlint.com is what you seek
burritoz
Lol yeah it's one of my favorite things
OfficialNedFlanders
Brings me back to when this demon of a professor made us write out our C++ codes in pen. Nightmares.
ScaredScorpion
I used to do that because I didn't have a laptop. It was really helpful to make me actually check my code
OfficialNedFlanders
There were definitely pros and cons. She was also a bitch... so cons win this one.
HD2composer
Did he die in a fire as karma?
OfficialNedFlanders
She was at least 70 when I took the class 6 years ago, so maybe she's dead...
HD2composer
Did she look like the lady from "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead" ? That would be fitting.
OfficialNedFlanders
Hah not too far off actually
HD2composer
TheChaserG
Fallout hacking anyone?
HD2composer
Hmm, go on... tell me more
TheChaserG
In Fallout series when you hack a computer you have to guess a word but you can remove a word by matching groups of symbols between two
TheChaserG
parentheses kind of like this (&@$;:").
HD2composer
damn :|
DrMurloc
Or the wrong whitespace in python
boozel
I thought I hated how Python handles whitespace... then I started writing my own makefiles... Hoo boy fuck you for makin me change VIM's .rc
funkyguy4000
Holy shit this.
alohansol
#whitespacelivesmatters
TheBackgroundMan
Not funny. If you knew what you were talking about, you would know that's offensive to programmers. Seriously, Python and whitespace sucks.
alohansol
I loove Python. It was my first PL I learned in college.
TheBackgroundMan
I honestly couldn't be bothered to do anything with Python. My habit of using tabs for nearly everything ruined that opportunity.
celestedrake
At least it's not https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esoteric_programming_language#Whitespace
sunyudai
I have a whitespace compiler written in brainfuck in the same file as a brainfuck compiler written in whitespace. It's ASCII nude women art.
sunyudai
Disclaimer since I ran out of space: not claiming as my work, have as in found on interwebs.
dpidcoe
Came here to say that. Whoever made the decision that whitespace should matter in python should be shot. (also untyped variables wtf?)
jherazob
Get a better editor
magisch
There aren't any untyped variables in python. Their typing is just implicit rather then explicit or declarative.
OhBuggerIt
Oh, like Fortran IV then? Plus ca change, etc., ...
UnderwearThief
Not untyped, they're implicitly typed.
HD2composer
Your IDE will save you in times of struggle [JetBrains PyCharm FTW] @funkyguy4000
dpidcoe
that's great, but being dependent on the IDE isn't exactly a point in favor of the language. You won't always have that same IDE available.
bpetersen
Spyder is another good one as well (especially for Linux)
HD2composer
nice, thx!
grant92
Loooove PyCharm. Hated Python until I discovered it.
HD2composer
New users be like:
funkyguy4000
I've heard of PyCharm! I only use python for work so I think my employer would need to purchase it because of their licenses?
HD2composer
Correct, it seems pretty affordable though
Shadowstrikerx10
That one damn semicolon though
IDontWannaSay
"Unexpected 'DammitPleaseWork' at line 42."
idontknowwhateven
as someone just learning to use PS ((powershell, a windows thing) I can relate!
sunyudai
This is when I get to both upvote and use disapproval face: ಠ_à²
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idontknowwhateven
Depends on if you're teaching in VA or not.... and know what moodle is.
spacekitten21
Neeto
snivy642
I will burn you
PossiblyYourMother
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MichaelBay
ThatsTheJoke.exe
IWantToMakeAThemeAccountLikePorridgeOrCeraOrTinyOctopus
Nice
mercatres
Why don't you use the PowerShell ISE?
idontknowwhateven
We're using both in class.... ISE is kinda neat with the auto-fill commands.
mercatres
And all the integrations (I.e. Azure ps-comdlers)
thrashedbarrier
Even when you make the joke i still cant find the fucking error
idontknowwhateven
IGotsDemGoodies
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TheCanterlonian
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DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
This is what smart editors are for.
wason
Netbeans.
snurx
Mo like nopepad amirite
yaotzin
My boss insists nanoing on production server. That's why I also freelance, so I can do things right.
ImAliveEvenThoughIDontKnowWhatItMeans
This is how smart editors work under the scenes
januskincaid
Notepad ++ FTW!!!
galvertez
http://xkcd.com/378/
PoopertonUnit
Atom.io anyone?
FinnishHymn
OH YEAH!
doshka
Yeah, or just type them both to begin with.
Iamsofaqueen
Notepad++
Akdj
Syntax highlighting is glorious.
SmokeyQuartz
jGrasp!
ItsJustRocketScience
Honestly, I can do just as well with notepad...
InsertCleverNerdyReferenceHere
Intellij for the win!
karkls
PyCharm and Text Wrangler.
0xBAADF00D
Pretty sure vim has that.
BobRossHappyTrees
True dat. Command mode, shift-5
jrblast
I think you mean %. If, for whatever reason (alternate keyboard?) Shift 5 is not %, shift 5 won't work.
jrblast
Also, you probably mean normal mode. Command mode is what you get when you type a colon.
0xBAADF00D
:DoMatchParen is the long winded version according to SO
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GeorgeHWBushsGhost
Same with Jcreator
MrWoodchip
I turned that off. It was fucking with my head. The colour highlights are handy for reminding you where you screwed up though.
TheOneTrueNerd
And Sublime, if done properly.
thecuteocalypseishere
When I have auto insertion I end up with extras by typing my own out of habit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
famousrobot
I found out there is some magical setting that overwrites the auto-closed parentheses.
famousrobot
... if you type another one out of habit, that is.
BadSpellersOfTheWorldUntie
Anyone else use UltraEdit?
rusyII
I write all my code via echo commands redirected to a file.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Replacing 1's with lower case L's
wenoc
Filthy casual. I use a 9V battery to type commands through the parallel port.
upvotehypnotoad
"Well there's your problem" - coders, probably
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Yupp
hailthefish
Well, at least it's not vim.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
found the emacs snob
SirJimmothy
I've actually had to generate files on-the-fly like that with batch files - it's great fun to watch it generate, run and delete itself :]
PoopertonUnit
As a software engineer,why the fuck would you do that toyourself?!
bigdog1983
Say whaaat???
fenris97
Thats basically ed
BananaLover93
adding an invisible character to your code would be too evil then :/
TheAwfulNene
I hope you brace yourself for the errors
goflyblind
KillaGhanG
As a visual studio user, I would probably have a mental breakdown if I had to do this.
picturesarenice
I write all my code in BLC. It's what the cool kids do these days.
Moonhoof
I use a compiler from the 80s. You probably never heard of it.
PunnyDad
Use visual studio.
jugRn0t
Edlin?
MoreBetterThanMostBetter
I wrote this code along time ago, a real long time ago. (I hope you were referencing Chappell!)
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FramedMassochist
Some dialects of LISP are still going strong, even making a resurgence in data science industries! :) Keep it up!
kevinallover
cc?
5volt
I write all my code using a magnetised needle and a steady hand.
sunyudai
I use butterflies to write my code.
5volt
^this guy gets it=]
bascus
Sewing?
redredgreengreen
Most data is magnetically stored. He means here is Physically Writing code in Binary by hand.
madflenser
Psh, amateur. I write my code with ink and use my brain to compile.
thecuteocalypseishere
This kid in my programming class won't shut up about how his preferred IDE is better than the (granted, pretty shite) one at school >.>
sunyudai
It probably is, but that's no reason to go on about it. What is he, into Netbeans?
thecuteocalypseishere
Eclipse. As it happens, we have Netbeans but for the course we all have to use BlueJ.
TheOneTrueNerd
Notepad ++ ftw!
geekontwowheels
I've been using Atom recently for building a django site, it's awesome. Takes a little time to tweak to your liking, but it's worth it.
PegLegSteg
Yes, especially in school then written tests are a joke
BronzeLeaguePro
That's not an IDE. Emacs could count as one. But not Notepad++
Tzalumen
C-INTERCAL?
carlosgj
PLEASE DO :5 <- "'?":1~'#65535$#0'"$":2~'#65535$#0'"' ~'#0$#65535'"$"'?":1~'#0$#65535'"$":2~'#0$ #65535'"'~'#0$#65535'"
AngelicDirt
You just reawakened nightmares, thx.
Actualdeadpool
My brain is freaking out and I don't know why.
sunyudai
Compiler error: "How Rude!"
kingcoin
made me lol
kevinallover
At least you don't use emacs.
brknsoul
echo @echo Hello World! > hw.bat && hw.bat
brknsoul
oh right.. now i gotta del hw.bat... done!
brknsoul
(sorry @echo!)
Akdj
the famous mr. ed
januskincaid
Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.
raf0c
brandeded
That's the most fucking fantastic shit I've ever heard. fuck the emacs nerds. This fucking guy over here echos shit into a flat file.
gglower
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/but-why.gif
hardoncollider
https://xkcd.com/378/
AntTrapHouse
Real programmers use computers
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Thanks. I'd forgotten all about the Cmd-Meta-Butterfly keystroke.
wolfenstien98
I was going to link that.
theUniverseMomentum
Thanks, just what I came here for!
DespiseEveryone
Oh look at the special needs coder who can only code with the aid of a shell!
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
trying to figure out if this is a joke or not
Tzalumen
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/R/Real-Programmer.html
doshka
Love that guy.
vkmi
Is there a good reason, or just for fun?
IHaveSwagger
Funsies.
rusyII
This is a true programmer's question.
vkmi
I used to take notes from uni pc to my home pc through ssh, echo and bash aliases for different files for fun. Trying to find a real reason.
drewerd15
Because I can has always been a favorite of mine.
ScottyDoesDev
Maybe try emacs if you hate yourself so much. Or just go with vim for additional pain.
geekontwowheels
Vim is a whole language unto itself! I see the power of it, but I've never learned enough to really make use of its real capabilities.
BronzeLeaguePro
How is emacs hard to get started with? You can set CUA mode to get the normie shortcuts, and ween yourself off the training wheels.