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Finished product
Both tops cut and glued
All the frame pieces cut
First side frame assembled
Panels glued in
Frame all assembled. Fitting the top
Make a pair of them
Drawer boards cut to size
First attempt at box joints
Box joints weren't perfect but good enough for me
All drawers installed. Extremely annoying process.
Fronts on the drawers
All assembled
Stain and lacquer
Top drawer
Nothing suspicious here
Ok maybe a little suspicious
Hidden drawer
DogeTheBugBountyHunter
That’ll be a fun surprise for the kids in the house!
jawscmouse
Box joints looking niiiice
mpurple
Boy would I like a couple of those. Nice job.
hawks84019
Thanks, been wanting to do these for some time
DaisyfromDownunder
Have a one night stand, a couple of times.
LustrousShadow
I was expecting it to be a secret bee-hive.. Anyway, the Biltmore House has some furniture on display with secret compartments for jewels>>
LustrousShadow
such, if you ever visit you should ask about them or something.
allthenamesaregone
Now make sure it's padded in there or they'll rattle and slide when a burglar raids your house while you're out.
hawks84019
That was my plan, just haven't gotten around to it yet
slvrscoobie
Im not suspicious, but I am a little spicious. - Michael Scarn
OldSchoolCoder
That's one night stand.
CommanderNomNoms
Would of laughed if you put something horribly ineffective like poison ivy in the drawer. Still very nice tho!
pachyderm
damn. well done.
BanThisIfYouDare
NICE TRY NRA
FoxyEllie
Could you build me one? I need a good place to hide my dea- my notebook.
uptheantechrist
I'm upvoting because I'm relatively sure that's a P95 in there
hawks84019
Yup
ryanreers
@hawks84019 What kind of stain and lacquer did you go with and how did you apply it? It is really well done and I'm curious
hawks84019
I just used a regular stain, and brushing lacquer. I rubbed out the finish to 800 grit. And this is the first time I used a prestain
hawks84019
I don't think it did much for the oak but I think it helped the pine I used for the drawers
salmonhands9
is the longer/shorter piece that makes the "pin" of the box jig used for anything? Or just from using whatever scrap was close by?
hawks84019
Nope it was just what I had, didn't think it was worth taking the time to make them the same size
justasomeone
found the american
amw666
I have the same ruger
lxix
ffs- if you are going to have guns, how about you keep them where they can be easily accessed by kids.
lxix
and dont be all - i dont have kids - well im sure little people may visit your home at times
lxix
and dont be all - its a secret - if you think that little hands dont go through drawers, you are wrong.
mRfLiCkMaN8
I made one of these for a bong in HS. Worked great but had one crucial flaw - you had to remember to close it when you were high!
UnknownSentry
Well done, human.
Basghetti
"First attempt at box joints" my ass. That shit perfect.
hawks84019
Thanks, but there's alot of tear out and some places aren't as tight as they should be
Basghetti
Wood filler and a stain marker.
MegPintDear
How does this work? How do you open the "secret drawer"?
PhillipJFries
Saw a video of this once, you turn the knob and it switches between the regular and hidden compartments.
kevinallover
Put your dick in it
guntacular
@OP, Do you have plans for this? I'd love to make a couple.
hawks84019
I don't i just kind of made it up as I was doing it
guntacular
Dang! Job well done though. I look forward to more of your projects! Do me a favor and document them!
IMadeAUserName2
For future projects, you don't want to glue in panels. Friction fit or nail/tack at one end. They expand at a different rate and may crack.
sephrin
Very nice, but for a good minute I thought you were going to pull a Krieger and tell us you added nerve gas.
secretoaster
Please be flame thrower. Please be flame thrower. And... It's not flame thrower.
TheBurritoConfederacy
I was hoping spiders.
dropbear128
Please be Attack Helicopter. Please be Attack Helicopter. And... it's not an Attack Helicopter
UnitPieBeast
Also good for hidding sex toys!
narcissisthis
Depends on the toy
shitpostingismypassion
It's all fun and games until you accidentally shoot your cooch
SomersetMaggie
And kit kats!
MaxPower0404
Why hide em?
Niggawhat
Anything's a toy if your brave enough
xBenoitBallsx
Shaped like guns.
SpanishInquisitioner
With smaller toys in them
shankelstoff
Can't shoot no git darn commies dead with no dildo, though.
PuppyGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
Who hides their sex toys?
ermahgerdshoez
I leave mine out like trophies...I also always forget they are still out until AFTER my company arrives
KCBeard
If I don't hide mine, he'll run away like the last one did!
malevolentmoose
Ummm, people with kids?
gorramgomer
And dogs. My wife has had two turned into rather embarrassing chew toys
NeverNonplussed
Why the fuck are your kids in the sex drawer?
meshaal
Because kids.
yydi
the one that slap you in the face every time you open it
AsSeenByMacaroni
Sex guns!
howitzer1c
No way you could fit OP's sextoys in that drawer
RichHansen
Very nice, but it is not a secret if you tell us.
no1vern
They say that two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.
RishiMaru
The secret is in the location of the dresser not the hidden drawer.
baldewok
Now he has to kill us all.
oddworldabesexxodus
Very secret, it’s not a tell us if you nice but.
CertifiedMemeGuy
Secret it's, tell not very a but you if nice us.
Smayds
Do you need me to call the Bondulance?
oddworldabesexxodus
TheCliff
IUnderstoodThatRefrence.gif
docweird
Nah, he'll just have to kill us all now...
fatfury
lol but
irrationalfears
Why don't furniture companies do something like This? Such a cool idea.
WellhowdidIgethere
They do, they're just expensive.
charliegrs
Tacticalwalls.com
MissusChanandlerBong
My parents have something maybe alike in my guest room side tables except the tiny "secret" drawer is on the top inside of the actual drawer
EarthAnimalArmy
because it wouldn't be secret
asmallcat
Because you don't need it.
reverendbonobo
Maybe they do. Maybe they just do it so well you haven't found the hidden drawers yet.
weeshful
my beautiful and completely reasonably costed ($700) chest of drawers has one....didn't know about it until I got it was delivered.
MistressLyda
Link?
weeshful
i'm too lazy to take a picture and post it, but similar to: http://furnituretraditions.net/images/bedroom-sets/headboard-600-detail5.jpg
weeshful
(except in the bottom of one of the drawers, a deep one so you can't tell that there is a false bottom)
Leithoa
ITalkAboutGoats
Imagine grabbing for the headboard while doin it hot and heavy and getting a face fills that.
IamtheFonz
“How did your wife accidentally get shot in the face?” “I told you, we were bumping uglies when she hit the hatch then bam, night got weird”
UglyGilly
"Sir but did you finish before she shot herself or during? Because there was semen and blood everywhere"
Eurisko91
I'm not against guns, but what kind of life do you live where this is necessary?
Leithoa
It's just gif i found. Some people just want peace of mind.
Frizcapt
St. Louis
bradthefireman
I'm more of the "better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it," school off thought.
bradthefireman
Of*
Eurisko91
I get what you're saying but I think there are more likely factors for death that are cheaper and easier to provent.
idkalan
If you live in a high crime community, where you'll get your home broken into. It's a necessity, as cops don't get there in time
idkalan
but if you live in a suburbs, there's really no need as you're pretty safe against people committing an act of B&E.
SyrusVice
Because people have that mind frame suburbs are sometimes the best places for things of that nature because they dismiss the possibility.
SyrusVice
Few years ago I lived next to my local police station. In the middle of the night I had someone attempt to kick my front door down (1)
LetumComplexo
Statistically? Not really. Household members are only home in about 1m home invasions a year, of which only about 250k become "violent".
LetumComplexo
Of that 250k burglars are unarmed in 61%. 8% percent of household members were injured in violent burglaries, of which only 9% seriously.
LetumComplexo
Rape or sexual assault occurred in around 3% of the 250k violent burglaries. Only 10 dead, all burglars killed by cops or homeowners.
Chpgmr
Is you garage door an odd size or something?
hawks84019
I don't think so it's a 2 stall garage
Chpgmr
Is it like 20ft wide or something
hawks84019
Something like that