New from weredog Eden, a little bit of paradise

May 25, 2026 2:06 PM

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Fuck, I think I just became obsolete.

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It's okay buddy we still love you

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As a fisherman's wife I once had a dream...

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The heck you say!

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Yay tentacles~

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Ehe

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Glad to see you back!😊

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Just vaguely around. I pop up every once in a while when the world needs me

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Tazgw’agwa!

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Nice "Sculptures"

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Yes, Page!!!

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Those are weredongs.

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That is correct

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14" small... Guess I'll roll over and die then.

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Well, there is my weekend plans.

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It is important to me that you do. We can establish boundaries and a safe word!

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Idk how anyone uses these. Those ridges have to be really rough on the ol membranes. Maybe vaginally is different but I know my bum gets sensitive from stuff like that m

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Slow and steady and lots of lube. Wouldn't recommend to anyone to rip an XL as a newbie with little prep

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Right but Its not the size that's the issue. The ridges are just inherently going to be really rough on parts of the colon and such.

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Thats why we go gently into the depth play night

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:3~

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uwu

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Keep up the good work ;3

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OWO

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Not for everyone but has a wider audience than youd think hehe

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Oh I've been on imgur long enough to know they're popular lol

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Might I ask if there were some change or particular aspect of them that could be done in such a way to have them be appealing to you?

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Nah, I'm a repressed (former) catholic. The shame around sexploration runs deep. Plus I've been single for like 7 years now so I just use a vibrator and get the job done quick lol.

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My apologies to hear. I appreciate you sharing that bit of personal information and I hope that some day you are able find the spark that lets you enjoy that moment with someone or some thing again uwu

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No one's colon is that big, if the large one were about to go inside me I would be worried about intestinal damage

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Colons can be. I think/hope no one is suggesting they go in the front butt.

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I think the people who do this seriously have learned to lead the tip around the bend into the transverse colon.

I have no idea what the appeal of that is.

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"Large" is not a beginner's toy

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you've never looked up "siswet"

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I promise it fits lol. Your colon is longer and bigger than you think

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Yup,I got a fist up some guy once,I was bored so I agreed...

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Now how do we get up you owo

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You know technically that it's all the large intestine, right? The "colon" is just the end area where the poop collects before its excreted

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And I still promise it fits xD

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Sure but fitting was never the problem I was worried about

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That's what lube and experience are for. You can hurt yourself with many things if used wrong

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The human body is capable of miraculous things with enough willpower, patience, and lube

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Speaking of how is your willpower and patience :3

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For what am I selecting you for uwu

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I'm gonna have to mix up a new batch of... patience

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In all honesty and for educational purpose, I have two questions that I hope to get an answer from with these “candles.” 1. How far can a person really insert these? 2. Does it feel good? Like the inner body doesn’t have pleasure sensors so what is the purpose?

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"the inner body doesn’t have pleasure sensors" ...Yeah it does. That's why people put stuff in there. .-.

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That far in?!!!

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See the first picture, they are not stiff. So inserted slow and sufficiently lubed they will "follow the path" if you catch my drift.

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These are made with a usable length marker for most companies that encompasses all but the base typically. People can fit plenty of the whole thing in up to the very base. Nerve endings arent the only way to receive pleasure. Sometimes its the challenge, the mental state, not to mention the way it does interact pressure wise with other parts

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Hey, I appreciate it! What’s the prep like for this?

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Hi, I just want to suggest that the three of us (Knots, Dildo and Hot Sauce) should go into business together. I'm not sure what we'd sell but I'm pretty sure it'd make people scream.

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I saw a person finding the first ever ejaculating dildo. It could be hot sauce-flavored lube!

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too damn long for me.

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If you or a loved one hasn't been penetrated for a long time, you maybe eligible for a settlement. Just call...

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Well we're waiting

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Emotionally or physically?

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Do I look like someone who wouldn't just want it all? Both pls

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Lol omg. Well, I guess when you phrase it like that, I just feel silly.

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Consider me to be penetrating your intelligence xD

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Them some big candles, gonna last for hours

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I read it as 2.38" and was like "large really?" and then said holy shit

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If it doesn't last for a few then you're not getting your monies worth 😘

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Imma tie some cutie down and get started with that timer then!

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Go big or go home

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Wanna see their face when I bring it out and gesture to some point down near the base...

"You're not allowed out of that pose until you take this much..."

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Immortalize their reaction. Snap a pic and throw it on the fridge haha

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