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Sep 13, 2017 2:04 PM
Nathanfake
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indigoroyalblue
Hotels will usually do the same thing.
ScienceGoneTooFar
I've heard that works on hotels too
katseiko
Needed a jacket that was ~20 Euros. Ordered stuff worth 200 Euros, used 10% over 200 coupon, sent the other stuff back. Got jacket for 1.95€
Wooooooooooooooooot
Once I wanted to borrow a book, but had forgotten my library card. Asked if I could use photo ID. 1/
Wooooooooooooooooot
They said no. Asked how much was a new library card. Was free. Had to show photo ID to get it, then borrowed the book. Stupid rule. 2/2
TupperwareNinja
The doctor thing is now on Facebook as the 'you wouldn't believe how he got out of it'
notacobra
Man third time on FP for this joke this week. This time the image is split up. Neato.
ednermun
For real this is some next level reposting right here
Saminated25
I unscrew a screw using a wrench. My dad was mad that I outsmarted him.
thatclimbingguy
Ordering clothes, I order the thing I want+some stuff I don't want to reach free shipping at 50€. Return is free so I send the extras back.
cinnamonthedragon
I do that literally every time I order online
MADhouse64
What about the time and effort it takes to send it back, and then follow up on making sure they refunded you the proper amount?
thatclimbingguy
Some stores optimized the process for minimum effort. And I only do this for stores that allow payment by invoice (10 days limit).
Lieu7enan7DaN
Wanted to get MaxPayne3 a while back. It was free with pre-order of a game I didn't want. Put $5 on pre-order. Switched order a week out.
NotSoSmartAlek
Now that's clever. And even if you can't switch the preorder, nothing says you have to actually buy that game - so Max Payne 3 would be $5.
Lieu7enan7DaN
It was at game stop. I once read about an assistant manager who kept his stores numbers up by moving all unclaimed pre-orders to new games.
NotSoSmartAlek
The one preorder I made, I bought the game (Jade Empire). Worth it even if I no longer have an XBox to play it on.
MegaCreep69
Searched for my phone in my whole room at night. Switched flashlight off. Found it. In my hands.
MADhouse64
Was alcohol involved?
MegaCreep69
Wasn't, was just pissed and angry and stuff
Takavos
I do the same thing with my eyeglasses all the time
MegaCreep69
Eye glasses on the forehead is lmao
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
If you deposit a check at the bank it takes 3 days to go into your account, but if you cash the check and deposit the cash it's instant
cupcake13
I hate this! It's a dumb policy. I always get the cash, then deposit if
Legdig
Boss asked if I could come in today, I could but just said no. Apparently it was all okay.
th3renegade
Lol same
hurrayforboobies
I ran my mouth a bit too much, oh what did i say?
commandleech
And we'll all float on OK. And we'll all float on anyway.
computerphile
That's why I love my previous boss. He said flat out that it's his job to ask, but he doesn't give a fuck if we say yes or no.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
yeah so many people don't get that you don't HAVE to say yes. They can't hold it against you for being unavailable during unscheduled time.
Drathe
Sure they can. They can even fire you for it...if you live in a "Right-To-Work" state.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
But if you get fired for not coming in when you weren't scheduled, its not a bad thing. You don't need to be with a company like that.
PositiveP
Welcome to the age of zero hour casual employment. Also giving up a job or get fired is not an option for many ppl in this economy.
CoryBlount
This economy? This is damn near the best economy we've had in ages. Low unemployment numbers mean that people can find work easier.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
You mean "At Will". Right to Work refers to busting up unions. Also scummy, but not the same.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
What about "right to equal.employment"?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Never heard of that but that sound like a grade A rebrand
pdbravo
Spend over £80 for £8 off voucher for next week's shopping. Spent £53, got a £30 kettle. Got voucher, took kettle back for full refund.
cjdjdhcud
Usually I do that for Target. Buy 3 dish soaps, get a 5 dollar gift card. Buy 30, return most of them.
Cheomesh
The local BJs had LED bulbs with a manufacturer coupon; $15 for a 4 pack retail, refunded at $25 a 4pack.
ATalkingMushroom
Numbers are confusing.
BondHaimBond
Especially metric.
pdbravo
It was 4 leagues, 3 furlongs and an ounce.
asquiiiiiiisha
Looks like needed to spend 80 to receive coupon, total came to 53, added the kettle for a total of 83, got coupon, returned kettle.
pdbravo
You are correct
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
All that to save £8?!
Xecryo
My dentist has a 24 hours notice but the one time I had a to cancel they go "Don't worry we never follow through with that as long as you>
Xecryo
WallyMLG
Worked at an office that booked 15min appts to 4 simultaneous op rooms thru 1 xray machine. They expected noshows else they choked
Lobuttomize
Why isn't it a fee for not showing up then
NotSoSmartAlek
Mine has a $50 no-show fee.
AncientSeraph
Probably have that as well. Just nicer to also give people that know in advance they can't come incentive to call a bit earlier.
draconisoffensive
Pegging on the first date? Sounds kinda steep to me
insongwhang
Not steep, just deep
AncientSeraph
Is @IPegOnTheFirstDate still active?
insongwhang
peg on first date"
AchilleonV
Perfection
mnlp08
This made my day
TonyBalogna
We all knew this was coming. I will admit I was shocked by the severity, though.
Sugarcrotch
I love pegging on first dates
BrazilianThunderPanda
@IPegOnTheFirstDate
Phalcone42
Are they still here? I thought there were half a dozen banhammers set down on that account over the ages.
insongwhang
No comments in 11 months, you might be right
BrazilianThunderPanda
PinksFunnyFarm
What does "peg" mean?
TheRealCanadianBacon
Take your peg (step 1 be male) and put it in a hole (step 2 find female) hope this helps
StephNugs
That's incorrect.
TheMusicBandit
@ipegonthefirstdate
filthbucketsfullofpuke
Awwww you're so innocent
hurrayforboobies
Strap-on up the butt
AidanNel
Anal play, male penetrated, in a heterosexual relationship
pc404
Oh... I thought bike pegs.
IamJustinSane
The term comes from when pirates would bring "pegboys" on the ship, 12-14 yo, and shove wooden pegs up their ass to get them ready to fuck.
IamJustinSane
It was bad luck to bring women on board. So they "conditioned" young boys for the job. These are the pegs.
IamJustinSane
Yup! Jack Sparrow raped little boys. Didn't see THAT in the Disney film.
PinksFunnyFarm
auch
ObliqueRay
Oh sweet summer child
Shrouder
Came looking; not disappointed.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Google it.
PinksFunnyFarm
No