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Clam Runes
Apr 30, 2021 2:10 PM
Srajo101
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Jesperforfan
Jah ith ber - enigma
shmoogeeoogee
The old ones are rising. The sunken city stirs.
fluffmeister
Bro that's a magic clam. Probably an important material component.
consoleMASTERrace
Your a wizard Clamy!
PurpleEmpress
What pokemon fossil is this?
legomii
Ex fucking 'scuse me? Ancient legendary baked clam of rage. +100 to all stats. set effect: turns you into a bad driver from Boston.
AnotherSnarkyComment
Ten bucks says druids found these and decided to make runes.
MotherSekmet
someone HAD to use these to tell the future or something. some witch like "Hmmma good question..I shall consult the clams"
MotherSekmet
course the clams probably say "tuesday horse building rain sheep sheep lost dog we've been trying to reach you about your extended warranty"
awkwardalpaca1
Pretty sure that's just Cthulu's shell phone.
cattlegrazer82
These are probably messages from God. If we could translate them they might bring world peace.
martymargmaker101
That runes the flavor.
MeLaMonster1
You can't convince me this isn't the Doctor leaving messages for River
avertyereyes
Fish down there doing maths. Look theres a right angle
AnythingMuchShorter
(hands it to a archeologist who translates) "when I lift this shell and speak these words, I loose the upon the world, Lord Cthulhu."
flipskibbens
"Hmmmm, I'm betting if I grind that into powder and snort it I'll get an epic boner." -eccentric rich guy
dpcalumet
This is what Odin grabbed as he reached into the depths!
DigDug74
Im not trying to say it was aliens, but..it was aliens.
TheyreIllusionsMichael
Yo mama so old, her clam has runes on it
Legomaniac91
When the wizard and the druid have had too much to drink.
jjsjosCreator
clamdalf the white
IDontGiveAMousesDonkey
Looks like messages from Cthulhu
lizzydoodles
Needs to work on his calligraphy
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Seriously. Either that or this is how the Deep Ones take notes, like shopping lists.
xxcedrikxx
It has the black scrawl
esparadrapo
I was looking for you. <3
SmashLobDrop
Somewhere, there's a clam-looking shade going about.
rick2g
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_30
DotcoreJetkill
It means "Fuck you, throw me back"
Gilgourd
Great example of a trait humans might have accidentally artificially selected!
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I guess they don’t work. Either that or there are wizard-fishermen out there.
Bunhyung
"Heyyy, I'm Clammin' here!"
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Vikings be like
JahNoodles
What if each clam is a soul, and what's written are the last words of the dying
chaylar
*continues to eat chowder
JahNoodles
I laughed! Thank you
friendfrombali
Clam's a zodiac killer
wardenda
And today that clam is a senator from Texas. ... well a "senator" "from Texas".
CplCarrot
Did it fuck off to Cancun?
Eltore
friendfrombali
CAN YOU NOT PUT HIS FACE HERE?
ShadarL0g0th
He sure looks like a mollusc.
Toofwess
Clam is another word for vagina and Ted is a huge cunt. Nice.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
They finally evolve the trait of authentic human language but our language evolved 1,000,000x faster so it's all ancient shit to us. Tragic.
legomii
What does it say? Translator: "we're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
VanWittman
So if I'm reading it right it's... Fus, then Rho, then Dah? Like, Fus Ro Dah?
2074red2074
*house explodes*
ITellBadPuns
Just when we thought times weren't fucked up enough, now we got wizard clams to deal with
WanderingWithoutADestination
Best comment of the day. Right here folks.
indiehedgehog
These clams are just being shell-fish
CallThisAUsername
Better just evacuate the damned planet.
mouseasw
We should probably do that anyway. I mean, Australia is on this planet, why did we settle here in the first place?!
QWTFODDBALL
My wife has a magical clam so ive been dealing with it for a while.
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
Sorceroysters
sexysexyjesus
BoppXyro
Wizard clam and wizard sleeve, I am in possession of both of these.
ThanksSir
BriefcaseTacos
*furiously begins scribbling out a stat block*
FatherAlexanderAnderson
Just going to have to mussel through it
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
mrtweeter04
lizzydoodles
I'm sorry for taking your 69 upvotes to 70 but you deserve it
harshmell0w
Gotta pearl up your big kid pants.
FatherAlexanderAnderson
It'd be okay as long as it's not a clamity.
Saajix
Gonna need balls of pearl to be unfazed
Chakra5
Get in there kid. The the rest of the staff will spell ya.
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
Bi-valve I think he's got it.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Ok guys I'll be honest with you, I'm just here to scallop some of the upvotes.
3rdoption
Looks like Sanskrit. Anybody try reading it?
PastureofMuppets
Clamskrit
dovo1695
Seminary student here. Not Sanskrit. It's closer to Aramaic. Also, I stopped reading after shitting myself and losing feeling in my legs.
3rdoption
No wonder they're not kosher.
Pentacus
I tried, my legs appear to have been replaced by tentacles and I can smell the passage of time now.
3rdoption
What does time smell like? And if you say "thyme", I'll slap you!
Pentacus
Similar to space, but if you rotated it by 90 degrees perpendicular to all three axes. Sort of like how carbonated water tastes
3rdoption
Mmmm. Fizzy time.