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Trump vs. Bush
Sep 26, 2016 11:06 AM
TheWoundedKing
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Trump vs. Bush
AlpacaLips
These must be real, there's a check mark you guys.
mutableair
The idea that this could be real is fucking horrifying.
goodlifemotto
I want this to be real sooo bad
IliaMazor
Should i downvote for fake accounts or upvote for great roasts i... don't...KNOW
TheWoundedKing
Of course the posts are fake, the important thing here ( in my opinion) is the fact that people feel the need to clarify it.
mtfh34
If only if only, this is hilarious!
AntiCircleJerker
Bill Maher just used Donald Trump parody to insult a former US President with diaper jokes. That's not satire, it's lazy hate.
Alkomb
The "adult diaper" one made me laugh so hard in real life. Thanks!
shinobikat
I want these to be real
MyMothersNotAThiefButYouShouldSeeHerSnatch
This is funny
eduroa
It's sad I initially thought these were real.
amnevoiedecafe
Pretending these are real and loving GWB ❤️
TheMysteriousBanana
nobody speak, nobody get choked.
beanblanket
Of course these are fake. But it's always good to see trump getting the rinse he deserved.
LarrWhy
Love these
CanITroubleYouForAWarmGlassOfSHUTTHEHELLUP
Don't even care if this is fake; this is incredible
NeerjaTripathi
Funny thing is, only the Bush tweets sound fake.
supermotherbug
Bill Maher presented these on his show Friday night. HILARIOUS.!
BALKatalo
Not even citing the source these were poorly cropped out of. This is from Real Time with Bill Maher and are satirical. And free on YouTube.
imnotryan
the problem is fucktard liberals think this shit is real
Dekacube
nobody thinks this is real.
Copperbrat
I wish these were real.
aninvisiblemaniac
feels like the real donald trump arguing with a fake account
IAmAngry
My wife is 10 yours is 1910...:)) this was funny good photoshop work Bill Maher
DMGuy
It lost what little believability it had there, Trump isn't that clever.
HavocCurse
My wife's a 10.* The 'a' is very important.
ratfaceddog
Not to Trump.
IAmAngry
thanks - learning English every day (I learned English from playing quest games )
norill
in case you didn't know - that missing "a" changed the meaning. now it sounds like your wife is 10 years old.
IAmAngry
i used urban dictionary - now i know.. :) thanks
iCei
Also your username isn't helping lol. "My wife is 10" "ThisIsHowPornStarts"
HavocCurse
Well now I just feel bad for pointing it out.
IAmAngry
don't worry, knowledge is blessing, today i learned a new thing
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I wouldn't. I would want someone to tell me if i started inadvertantly talking about pedophilia in another language.
thistookwaytolong
Haters will say its photoshop!
TheWoundedKing
Just shake it off.
17AndDeadInside
SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
theluckysuccess
That guilty upvote, sigh +1
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
It is but these are masterful (and sadly on Trump's part, believable) regardless.
norill
even a retarded monkey can photoshop black text on white background. also these are pictures of screen
TheWoundedKing
Is it possible to identify a monkey with retardation without any physical examination? I wonder.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
I meant the dialogue, not the photoshop job.
tamalero
Damn, some of these are brutal.
dekket
You have no idea how much I wished these weren't fake...
Blackdog42
Can totally see trump saying these things, Bush, not so much.
docblock
It's probably his social media intern or something.
MEL357
Bush was a sailor.
whyteraven74
If Bush really laid into Trump, there'd be nothing some ashes by the end.
SaltyInternetPirate
Does Bush senior actually use Twitter?
o11c
Yes, https://twitter.com/GeorgeHWBush
BALKatalo
I stand corrected. Good on him.
BALKatalo
No.
Groznek
Nah, Trump isn't this coherent or creative with his insults.
aleister94
Well he probably has a paid team to write his comments
SquattingTigerHiddenGopnik
"And I tell you, they're the best, I know them well, and they're good people, the best people"
RiverBear
He didn't call himself the best or anyone else a loser/hater so probably not.
PenisOfDeath
SAD
blainetog
You're just a low energy loser. Trump's insults are the best, the best. Trust me.
yoloswag2016
Trump's insults are HUUUUUUUGE!!
RatalieArcadia
*YUUUUUUUGE
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NotTimon
I appreciate your sarcasm
DMGuy
If you actually think that's a clever insult, I'd like to thank you for once again proving the accuracy of everyone's view of Trump voters.
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DMGuy
"I'd say his creativity is on point" is an opinion, ya' jag.
Groznek
I...don't think a potentially semi-witty quip is any measure of someone's capability of presidency, but okay
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Corrodias
You seem to mistaken about the way elections work. The voting hasn't happened yet, you see.
CaptainMinnette
He mostly just calls people losers or says their sad and can't get beyond that.
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Groznek
Except he's picked fights with comedic writers several times and they more or less ran circles around him.
spudpicker
I can't stump a stump either. But it's still a frickin' stump.
ThisIsGod
I dunno, when B-dawg throws down, he doesnt back off.
biglovetravis
"B-Dawg." *giggles like a school girl*
relar
These have to be fake. I am having trouble believing a presidential candidate and a former president would be doing this. Even if (1)
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
They are fake. But Trump's are not obviously fake. Bush 41 doesn't even know or care what twitter is most likely though. He old as fuck.
relar
The candidate is Donald Trump. (2)
Sionas
Joke twitter accounts some idiot will take seriously.
bumwithguns
looks like a Bill Maher skit
wadatahmydamie
Yeah, all those "joke twitter accounts" that are verified. BRILLIANT detective work on some shopped tweets, Hardly Boy.
ReitnesTenought
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/8/84/MysteryoftheUrinalDeuce02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100303043806
wadatahmydamie
Hey, it's Martin Shkreli
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Official, verified accounts... sure, the text is fake, but the accounts sure aren't.
BenjaminGiddens
Not even fake accounts. Just a comedy sequence from the Bill maher show
chrisdafish
People have taken joke accounts as the real thing here too though
al640814
til im an idiot...
pilojo
Nah, they're real accounts. Text might be photoshopped though.
zamsandwich
Pretty sure with a tweet generator abd some time you coukd easily make these.
Joppsta
Photoshop.... >_>
panda0100
its from Real Time with Bill Maher, they're fake tweets for a segment.
dekket
Might be? Dude, they're from a comedians talk show, how much "might" do you need? =)
pilojo
Trump's tweets were believable. Bush Sr, not so much. Jr would have made it completely believable.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Browsers can be used to inspect and alter any text.
pilojo
I never said the tweets were real, I only said the account is real
IMadeThisAccountForButts
I didn't claim that you said anything, just pointed out that there is no need for photoshop if one wants to make fake tweets.
TosokTheRodentHunter
as a canadian, this is what your election is like to us
ratfaceddog
I'm pretty sure that's the whole joke, except it's not exclusive to Canadians.
canobeano
What @Eyesofaknee said. American Horror Story.
TosokTheRodentHunter
so, who are you going to vote for?
canobeano
Not a question you answer directly.
TosokTheRodentHunter
if you were drowning and on fire after drinking poison, and the only person who could save you was clinton or trump . who would you choose?
Eyesofaknee
as an american, this is what our election is like to us, too. but god damn if it's not the best thing on TV these days.
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Eyesofaknee
it's always been like that, but eversince candidates decided to start going on talk shows and comedy skits, it's just gotten worse and worse
TosokTheRodentHunter
wait! your debate is tonight right??
tatadas
Oh yes. As a Greek, boy am I going to eat popcorn at the Hilary Vs Trump Debate.
TosokTheRodentHunter
well that was painful to watch. i hate the saints and falcons but had to watch that instead of the debate
getadogupya
So, these are faked, right?
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
Even if I thought they were real, I wouldn't trust Bill Maher to read them to me; as soon as it comes out of his mouth, it's utter bullshit.
NougatFromOrbit
It is, you can see the same people liked/retweeted every one of them.
cocochronic
I just dont know.
dabbishing
Yeah from Real time with Bill Mahar
ChaosLierLen637
I choose to believe.
JaegerBombster
Nearly all of the presidential tweets you see on immgur are lol
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
It's from Bill Maher's show. They're fake.
theotherspikerton
Why does that make me sad?
danishjuggler21
The one between Trump and the Pope was brilliant.
nickdillinger
Last Image gives it away
cvnk
Th first image gives it away. Unless you think the former President would make a "Texas executes the mentally ill" reference
CosmicTeapot
I was kinda buying it at first and wasn't even that surprised.
PMMeAnimeThighs
Yes. George HW Bush has not said any of those things.
Gmayor61
I don't live in America. I honestly believed this for a few seconds but scrolled down just to make sure. It's ridiculous enough as is.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
God I wish not
thorgnash
Last panel said it was from Bill Maher
AlabamaShakySnake
The only one I think is fake is the last one haha. Still great tho.
RickyBobbyShakenBake
the whole twitter culture and talking shit is so weird...
auburnman
I can ALMOST buy GWB having a Twitter account. But sick burns AND correct use of hashtags? Nah.
ratfaceddog
H.W.
HardRockAnal
Bush said #micdrop all the time
Sitraka
and so ? I mean didn't obama said #micdrop once ?
Hawthornen
Yes but Obama is 55 and Bush Sr. is 92. Not that that excludes H.W. Bush from saying something but that's a substantial age gap.
MicDrop
Hi
ripinpeaceyebastard
when you catch it at the right amount of points https://gyazo.com/3924991c09d1f442d8f08169be0c287f
Zipp4Real
Illuminati confirmed!
xHughJassx
Why did you use another image hosting site to upload this? Do you even imgur?
Deathfrombelow
"Read my lips. No new taxes. Micdrop bitches."
AnythingMuchShorter
I remember that, then he donned sunglasses, did a double flip off, and moonwalked off the stage. Nobody said it could be done.
Deathfrombelow
They were right about the taxes part. The flipping and what not... DEAD WRONG.
AnythingMuchShorter
You got me, nothing gets past you.
Isexualiseeverything
Read his lips. Conclusion: know new taxes
FrostyFries277
9/11
jammy532
Just like the other one said #towerdrop twice
cannoncd
too soon!
Iwasbornapoorblackchild
#JFCMSB
InboxMeRugbyGIFs
Isnt it JFDMSB?
PhotoShabby
Jet fuel dan't melt steel beams
alexott91
hashtags don't melt steel beams
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
much original many 9/11 wow
DankCentral420
You can see the "Real Time with Bill Maher" background. They do joke stuff like this every show.
MercyBacon89
Yes they are fake but this shit would be awesome if it wasn't; "breaking news bush sr and trump are going at it on twitter."
Jusmar
This is why we're where we are right now
VioletLovesYou
And then Keemstar*coughcuntstarcough* would swoop in and twist the story in Trump's favor for his zombie fans. He would eat this up.
atsomepointidid
then the whole world will stop what they are doing and watch them guys for a bit. it better be steamy and dirty.
Agent
"Again..."
cheesedefrance
Let's get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight into the news!
DougDeNasty
Quick, someone email Hillary she can join in.. er...
2000boxes
but the check mark D:
TywinStannister
*pant pant* CRIPPLE FIIIIGHT!!!!!!
sgorthi
/a/LILaE
jekaloka
Ahh damn
MinBlick
And by Awesome I presume you are not an American that would potentially have to deal with a PRESIDENT with that behavior?
MercyBacon89
You presumed wrong, I am an American an as for dealing with those 2 then god bless us. Not voting and I don't care for either candidate.
MinBlick
Why don't you vote for Another thing than either of those then? Don't waste your vote - use it to start to change the system
MrHashSlingingSlasher
At this point were fucked so be cynical and laugh while you can
DarkMatterExpander
Yeah the US is fucked though Canada is not in a better situation stuck between water and that firetrap
chaoswolf1982
Unfortunately, these are fake.
happyishturtle
I can see the headlines now
Boopdog
They're true in my heart
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I wish these were fake. Unfortunately that guy who Trump is roasting might actually become president.
fadecomic
The sad part is that only half the conversation looks fake.
Lucidalabbra
Seriously.
nnugles
Yes. I honestly thought someone could've been trolling the real Trump.
Beepity
Those check marks means they're verified accounts. See realDonaldTrump vs. realDenaldTrump:
Axewhipe
So which one is real?
Beepity
So, yes, this is a former POTUS and a candidate-for-POTUS having a slapfight on Twitter, in real life.
Beepity
I'm not digging through their actual accounts; when you touch the poop, you just get poop on your hands.
LoudAngryJerk
naaa.... Bush 1 was all about the snappy comebacks when he was in office.
BluePeaSoup
It says Bill Maher in all of the screen shots.
dauntlessds
Please don't be daft, use your special eyes to see the timestamp, it never changes and yet the twits do? You're better than this maaannnnn..
PinPointSnarkuracy
Yes, it does change. First one is 8:20AM, last one is 8:37AM. Your special eyes need special spectacles.
dauntlessds
Wrong timestamp, not the one on the twits, the one for the "video". The video is paused in the exact same spot but yet the twits change?
PinPointSnarkuracy
32 then 33?
MisterManatee
I believe the very first tweet is real (he said something along those lines at least)
BreezeyBop
Yeah a bit from Bill Maher
BlackPanther01
Trump could never be this witty.
Goronhead
Probably yes, hopefully no.
zephyrbell
Honestly i didn't think Trump had the intelligence for such witty and funny remarks. So yes, fake
Lemesplain
The fact that you must honestly ask this question is amazing.
jchang19
And now people are going to believe these happened
apparitionfronthewoods
Yeah it's a sketch from real time with bill maher.
OolonColuphid
George Bush's are. I'm not 100% sure about Trump's. These sound like something he'd say...during a presidential debate.
ub3rwarrior
basball6969
Y-yes.
protozeloz
What a world we live in nowadays where we have to legitimately make these questions
Inanist
God, I hope not.
MrRandom314159
right?
grabthembythepussy
I don't think so there's a blue ✔ next to their names
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I went to his page, confirmed.
dergage
i wish i could upvote this at least 8 more times.
grabthembythepussy
Omg he noticed me !!
DerekKid
photoshop?
BareBoneBear
Nah, just go to the twitter account, change the text in the source code (chrome f12), and screenshot it.
Punbot9001
Which means they are officially that person, confirmed by twitter, I wouldn't doubt trump is but idk about Bush.
TheWoundedKing
The fact that the possibility of it not being fake is a possibility, is just amazing.
Sogeking
'Murica
StarryPlough
But the fact it is fake sort of removes the main part of the humour
SenatorFrankUnderwear
I disagree with this argument. Because it brings objective reality into the completely subjective reality of the observer.
DMGuy
Well I immediately know it was fake because of Bush's responses, but Trump's seem totally in character to me. :P
ostrig
Plus he's not on Twitter
Guitardrumr
Also, the possibility that's its a possibility is scary as shit.
somellama
i think this speaks more to the mentality of this poster than the possibility of these being real.
canigeta
twisted times
TheInfamousPenguin
I like the idea of Trump a presidential candidate insulting a fake twitter account
seksymole
No it's because your title is basically saying it is real and he is asking for clarification.
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
Not amazing but depressing considering one of these people led a country and the other might. I wouldn't want my leaders to be doing this
Mikeiller
I could easily belive this was the real Trump, somebody posing as Bush, and Trump not knowing it wasn't really him.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Just shows how stupid people are. First Trump one is POSSIBLE. The rest are 100% unbelievable.
ryry1237
tl;dr, Tiny chance it might be real.
brassknucklenerd
What a time to be alive... *cries*
overboard
I wish I had more than one upvote. This basically sums up the surrealistic situation we all find ourselves in.
accipiter
Yeah, once Hillary tweeted "delete your account" to Trump all bets were off. https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/740973710593654784
Guitardrumr
That sentence is completely correct, and yet my brain refused to accept it. English is weird.
TheWoundedKing
I know what you mean, I had to get google tell me it was OK.
wdasm42
That's because the first half of it basically says : "the possibility is a possibility" kinda redundant don't you think?
fayseman
It's not. The fact is a fact. That it is a possibility is a preposition, and it's a fact that it is a possibility. It's redundant & wrong.
fayseman
Tho I understood and agree. I actually don't care about grammar on comments, but since you said it was completely correct, I felt obligated.
DeepThoughtsByJackHandey
Actually, "it" should be possessive. It should read "the possibility of its not being fake."
ThoughtfulTortuga
Also, any "possibility" is a possibility, obviously. It should read:
ThoughtfulTortuga
The fact that it not being fake is a possibility, is just amazing.
KrondorMocker
HOly shit ....... I'm STILL not even sure if it is fake?
BALKatalo
It is from an HBO comedy show. OP is just muddying the waters with his retarded excuse for a reply.
TheWoundedKing
The fact that you find it necessary to clarify if it's real or fake is the whole point of this post, friend.
dpidcoe
So by your logic, the fact that scientists feel the need to defend global warming means that it's probably not legit?
BALKatalo
It doesn't need clarification. All it needs is to be properly sourced.
Schmedes
Then you probably shouldn't vote.
FatalLab
If you can't tell if its fake then just put this aside from the reasons why you would/not vote for him. Simple as that.
ostrig
It's obviously fake, bush hasn't publicly said he's voting Hillary
superafleck
he told a Kennedy. which later told the everyone & covered by various news outlet. and he/his family has decided to do nothing on it.
jayphat
Actually he has. Sorry, on mobile, no link. But I did see it in the news. Don't think Bush Sr is on Twitter though.
Manaslu
Telling someone in private who then makes it public isnt the same as going public with it. Also the family refused to confirm or deny
ostrig
We are talking about sr only
biglovetravis
Bush, Sr. has far too much class to do this. Trump, on the other hand, not so much.
JoYKi77
Points for grammar, sir or madam. Well done. Well done, indeed.
Buckbeak1486
I agree, but it still makes me like Bush Sr that much more!
TheWoundedKing
Another possible possibility: Jr. took control of pops account and is having some fun.
biglovetravis
Touché.
RowRowFightThePowa
Toupé
ElRadis
He isn't clever enough to pull something like that
HitlersRupturedColon
Clever enough to pull off 9/11
retniwck
Better yet: it was Jeb(!)
johnvictor
I'd imagine they might have hired someone who manages the account that is having fun with it if it were real.
thatmeddlingkid
I can hear him heheheing right now
maybeushouldnt
"possible possibility"
TheWoundedKing
I think it's passable.
jingalingjingaling
While getting high with 'Rold & Kumar
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Diego Luna.
gibsonguy77
Was it too much to type out "Harold", or am I missing the joke here? lol
KillingTlme
It would have been Jeb doing it.
watchrinserepeat
Remember when you could say "but at least they have class" about the politicians that you didn't like?
Pseudosim
Hes also old enough to not give a shit. My head canon shall remain this is real.
FreakOnDrugs
Trump also doesn't have anywhere near enough wit or intelligence to come up with some decent zingers like that.
schwhettyballs
George H W and George W.... it's not Sr. And Jr.
biglovetravis
But did you know who I was referring to?
schwhettyballs
Yes, it's a common mistake.. not busting balls, just letting you know
YourWaifuIsTrash
Also, those insults are way too clever and articulate for Trump. Realistically, he'd probably just say "Bush is a dumb idiot. SAD"
WilliamKeith
George H. W. Bush is a complete gentleman and nothing like this would ever pass his lips. Or Twitter. Trump? Totally in character.
AnythingMuchShorter
The 1910 one is way too clever for him. He'd just say "my wife's a 10 and yours is ugly."
Zipp4Real
What is it with trump that makes people want to vote for him? As a European i cant take anything about him seriously. Please enlighten me!
WilliamKeith
Trump support in an area correlates w/ level of white supremacy present there. He blames everything on Mexicans, Muslims, and the Chinese.
Crazyblueturtle
As an American, I HAVE FUCKING CLUE!
Shadowgli
My dream would have been if Trump was trolled by a fake George HW account
gunterleeds
Trump is not actually witty or clever enough for most of those, though. All his insults are just saying "loser" repeatedly.
TheGodsMustBeCrazy
Isn't that Trump's actual Twitter account? I thought he had to register as "realDonaldTrump" because fake Trump accounts already existed.
ryaninja
In fact you can just use f12 to bring up the page's source code, change the text there and screenshot it, even easier.
ryaninja
Yes, but, and wait for it... screenshots of twitter can be manipulated and then shown onscreen! mind blowing! ;)
zeusdemigod131
At first I thought Trump wouldn't say these thing about a President, then I remembered what he said about POW's and changed my mind
jaminjimmyjames
And everything he's said bout the current president.
Mewmus
believe it or not he was talking specifically about McCain, McCain had dissed him before and that was Trumps comeback. He wasnt trying 1/2
Mewmus
to insult all POWs, just McCain 2/2
zeusdemigod131
Well you gotta admit, he could've worded that better. Or you know... not tried to insult him for being captured
VioletLovesYou
That's like saying "Blondes are ugly" to Blondie 1 and Blondie 2. Saying "Oh I only meant to insult Blondie 1" Does not make it okay.
ratfaceddog
Keep making excuses for the classless idiot.
airandfingers
He may have meant to only insult McCain, but "he's a hero because he got captured.. I like people who don't get captured" insults all POWs.