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Getting blazed
When you want to make a racist joke but don't know anything about the race
Cowmatt
Marvelous
Executor32
Thotsauce12
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beljrlied
#1 is every single person that I've asked if they're carrying any drugs or paraphernalia because I can already tell.
ryan2one3
Fuck yeah, Black Metal!!
stormegedendarklordofall
#18 bees have actually ousted others who have cried wolf.
Smilez696
For real though, we gonna pretend that the romantic drums meme is not a picture of Littlefinger?
MikeGreenwellWasRobbed
i love that hanley made it in here :D #13
baldorr
#3 Someone must not have ever heard Bernard Purdie.
slotheroll
SecSantaThrowAway
My friend doesn't get #19
RubberChickenGoD
DntTlk2MeOrMyHair
I double tapped the first image to upvote just that one.. Tells you my state of mind right now
TrustMeImmaDogtor
#8 that's an amazing way to get through the day.
PhranksNBeenz
#1 reminds me of Friday: girl asks Craig if he's high.. "Naw!" He then proceeds to brush off shirt & pants, then, "I still look high?"
spudpicker
"When you figure out who the killer is before the episode ends." And it was you.
superfeathers
I have no problem working in my own little cubicle
DeserTimmy
That asshole on top of the remote just destroyed his entire family's ability to trust.
MindRape
Let's be honest, when it comes to remote location, trust goes out the window. You eventually stop trusting gravity
opcrystal
'You sitting on it?' 'No' 'Get up.'
IAmLonelyPotato
That's when I sneakily push it in between the couch cushions
abitskeptical
"No, I promise" ::Waits 5 min. until you're checking in the f'ing freezer, moves remote into super-obvious place:: "oh sorry didn't see it"
demonhunterxxxx
#17 is when you and the squad all get off for the weekend and about to go bar hopping
Falos
"Library" has three syllables and it has no fucking variation that matches the stress meter of the first six beats without going full retard
McAllisterFawkes
#20
fairybug
#5 Criminal Minds is a serious guilty pleasure for me. Spencer is my favorite!
MrRandom314159
#5 I had to stop watching Castle because I figured out their formula At the Ten Minute mark,(not counting commercials)the killer's onscreen.
Chivaxsienpre209
So appearantly i should have felt like a king in school,
spudpicker
Yes, as long as "God bless you" was in response to a sneeze, rather than from the priest violently exorcising your demons.
Chivaxsienpre209
Damn those priests at your school were no joke huh?
dmgReport
whoa, the Juan/Juanita photo came from my husband's hometown :O
edwardfog
#5 is that Spencer from criminal minds?
FilthAndRuin
And that's what makes it even better.
SecSantaThrowAway
Yeah, both him and Morgan were models before the show.
TOTOAFRICA
Matthew Grey Gubler
cornedbeefhash
I came directly to the comments to ask this myself!
TOTOAFRICA
Yeah I think it is
sanooooo
#10 too late , guy
SilentMajority420
Try jelqing. Seriously, it works.
RavingSqurriel
also kegel exercises
sanik193
MLGsamantha
https://tcrf.net/images/thumb/3/3f/PokemonXD_Titlescreen.png/320px-PokemonXD_Titlescreen.png
freshwastelandtrash
Notice-of-meme-aquisition.png
sanik193
ItsATideAdd
JonRedd
#23 it isn't the breathing for me it's the slurping, smacking, loud chewing and then to top it off the sucking on your teeth after you eat.
DrBlackMiami
RIGHT!!!
JonRedd
I hear it from my work mate everyday. Kills me, and he knows it now too.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
say something about it. loudly. every single time.
JonRedd
#22 sorry i posted the wrong link
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Get your shit together Jon
JonRedd
Hahaha
JonRedd
Dad?
KCMOoohooh
How dare you assume the ants gender.
Allsfunandgamesuntilsomeonegetsspiritual
You're an idiot.
Icantthinkofaname2
Don't hives and colonies with like that? Queen, males for mating, then female everyone else.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
yea i think you missed the joke though.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
We recognized it as a joke, it just wasn't funny.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i didn't say it was funny. also i wasn't replying to you.
Iseenaples
I dont get the black metal band one
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Obviously they're fans of Styx
thedissident
I thought they were trying say "fag"
BarkingBlackbird
I just aw a bundle of sticks.
AggressiveViper
You saw OP?
haveanothergif
*aw
mydisciplesarelegion
The style most of them use to design their bands logo's looks a lot like randomly intersecting lines.
ikbenlike
Look up the band locked in a room with a rotting cadaver. The logo looks like crusty, re-solidified molten cheese
Clayman8
It...what...where is even...? How is that a logo
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Revocation logo is illegible. Great band though, if you're into that kind of thing.
freakdiablo
Are....are they supposed to be an actual band? I honestly can't tell...
YellowPandaGoldFish9r9r
I thought that metaphor was a bit harsh, then I googled the band and, holy shit, you weren't harsh enough.
ikbenlike
It's the best I could come up with, and the logo reminds me of a lasagna's top-view, so also the easiest. And now I want lasagna...
ikbenlike
It's the best I could come up with, and the logo reminds me of a lasagna's top-view, so also the easiest. And now I want lasagna...
YellowPandaGoldFish9r9r
Its no wonder I've heard of them before, must be impossible to market a band with a name no one can read
Falos
efemral
As a graphic designer... what the?
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
Fuggin part cannon lol
dorenavant
Thanks for clarifying this. Closest I thought was the rock band, Styx, but they aren't metal.
faceofpoopy
This is why. Lol shit gets me every time
TheNextPresident
Jesus, I don't know who Party Cannon is but I do NOT want to fuck with them.
thesecloutgoggles
They are actually really heavy. Oddly good.
RideTheStimutacs
Spiky and illegible: Black metal. Drippy and illegible: Death metal. Drippy and legible: Deathcore. Completely legible: Tech-death/Prog.
OlafJS
Perfect answer, thanks Falos
Pri1917
Party cannon gets me every time
shorey66
Genius really cos we all looked straight at it
AggressiveViper
One of these things is not like the others!
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Printers like, "Great, now we gotta go to color".
CassiusPolybius
Isn't that the same font Toys 'R Us uses?
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I've spent way too long on these..day one headliner is what decapitation?
Falos
apparently a band called "Cattle Decapitation" exists, so I'm guessing that
AbrahamLincolnVampireLawyer
Took 10 min to find this and here you are 9 min ago
Falos
My life is a mess but at least I have
walkernotskywalker
What am I looking at
Jetbeamscantmeltsteelfuell
"surfers [animals using computers]"
Falos
cause I'm a dog![]()
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