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Jan 21, 2018 3:45 AM
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DutchymcDutchface
In all honesty: the dude had an excellent reply. Humble, complimenting on her comment and funny. Hope there are women that appreciate that.
mshunter
Alexa what is your favorite restaurant? Good food is best shared with great company, would you like to join me? Simples...
RiftSkipper
The best part is he spent and hour and 7 minutes coming up with that.
Bouhgf
THen he could ask, "Alexa would you join me to this event ? "
gr8snd
I would then beg her for a date to be able to experience further wit on that level in person.
sykotic1189
My best friend is like that. She roasts me constantly and wonders why I say she's my favorite person to hang out with and why I'd date her.
Stebeven116
I read that last word as prison and I was really concerned for a moment.
TectonicTerry
It took her half an hour, so you might have to wait a bit to experience it.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Why beg?
1414145691
amazing how telling just one word can be, isn't it..
Jocktopus
"Hey Alexa, add an event on Saturday called 'Date with Alexa'"
LokiUnchained
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
FourDeathSavingThrows
"Added event 'Purchase date from Aldi', scheduled for Saturday, January 27th"
scout29
aldi is great
ZeroLyfe
should have said that he didn't know her name was Alexa Alone
rossdaboss63
So that he will be drinking her on Saturday night? Don't really think that works
ObjectivelyTheWorst
Vampires are people too, they’re trying their best
theHitchenator
Then you haven’t considered fellatio.
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
sahdad
I asked it "Alexa, tell me a band joke" it said "Why did the Beatles never invite Ringo over for Thanksgiving dinner? Because he wouldnt
BababaMoooya1
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Table5
I read that twice thinking I'd missed the joke. Then realised there was more. Ugh.
PoppinFlesh
This belongs here... https://youtu.be/RhokFOP8IH0
scnottaken
Upvoting assuming you're not leaving me hanging.
sahdad
Nope.
scnottaken
Thx!
SixHundredThousandBees
write his own damn songs."
WolfeBZ
He actually has more written hits than all the rest.
SixHundredThousandBees
No he hasn't
aFadingMemory
but what would life be without Octopus's Garden?
SixHundredThousandBees
Imho better. Ruins an otherwise perfect album.
91step
Thank you!
AllyKatze
I think they wouldn't let him, when he did they were pretty terrible
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
I like this ending better
jsktrogdor
Yesterday I got drunk and laid in bed with my electric blanket on and watched the snow storm outside while I asked Alexa stupid questions.
SomeCrazyNerd
My kind of people.
jsktrogdor
I did it for like an hour and a half. I had a fucking blast.
XAMANDER
Joaquin Phoenix......Is that you?
jsktrogdor
I do know all of Alexa's favorite artists and movies, etc now... so... we're getting there.
sahdad
share the drumsticks. Also they're British."
airandfingers
How was her timing?
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
It's learning. Soon it will be unstoppable
irespondwithwhoosh
That's fake, right?!
AlwaysSomethingHorrible
Don't be racist. I am a building.
FierceDruid
HA i just asked mine and she told the same one!
PathologicalLier
mine said "what were 'the balloon's last words to their father? - watch me..pop
osnabb
But, doesn't Alexa know that Ringo wasn't even the best drummer in the Beatles?
whatupmyknitters
"also they're british" hahahahaha
sahdad
Right?! That got me gud. We literally threw our heads back and laughed.
singstoinstrumentals
Oh. I just got it...
SJohnson23
I assure you, we Brits have our own version of Thanksgiving. Mostly we look at a picture of whoever is President and heartily chuckle.
AlmostScientist
why match with someone if you're just gonna turn them down, like seriously ladies what the fuck is up with y'all? At least unmatch us.
stopitlucas
I think it's all a joke...
sprinckletitties
Shouldn't you see if they're intelligent/compatible with you?
AlmostScientist
how can you really know anyone with just a glorified chatting app?
sprinckletitties
If they strike out over text, you definitely don't want to meet them.
ThoughtfulTortuga
...Matching someone is just an invitation to chat with them enough to see if it's worth meeting up. Girls aren't exactly short on options.
dowingba
I'm female and I hardly ever match on Tinder.
AlmostScientist
But that's the blower, when they don't even reply
ThoughtfulTortuga
Maybe they didn't like your opener. They often have dozens of guys messaging them in a single day if they're not too picky about their swipe
Wormbo2
This!! Guys are seriously disadvantaged in this arena. Tinder is way harder for men to score a date. Bit shit, cos I'd like to date a girl..
AlmostScientist
Never felt more like an animal in the wild than with Tinder, all the courtship rituals and bullshit.
NathanielBedfordForrest
Where's the pun?
AzizLiiiiiiiiiiight
Alexa, play “I’m so lonesome I could cry” by hank Williams jr
irrelevantsentence
Have you looked up your butthole? (I’ve waited 4 years to write you this)
definitelynotanarc
I'm guessing he was expecting her to give a better set up instead of getting savaged.
30Jonseredi
But.... why? That seems very illogical
PrincessLeliana
Why are people on tinder such assholes?
Alibifire
Because, as you tear out your soul with endless meaningless relationships, you want to make everyone feel as dead inside as you.
TheOlsenTwins
Because the guy had no game. Who is going to go on a date with a dude who has exemplified no timing? This is a modified, "Sup."
TheOneWhoLearns
But what a 'Sup!'
GloriousPubes
She, for one, does not seem like an asshole, but generally popularity on dating apps just makes people think they're better than everyone.
o11c
I don't know, but there aren't any in this post.
ShrubNinja
This looks more like friendly banter to me. If she were being an asshole she'd just tell him to fuck off or something.
lifeinnh
Because they are hiding behind highly polished versions of themselves and unlimited swiping?
Pacifistic
The better question is why do so many people lack a sense of humour?
Mikehippop
Well you see, there are a great many people on this Earth and quite a large number of them are assholes in some manner or another.
TheMobyh
There are dicks and assholes
JustYourNormalEverydayAsshole
did somebody say my name????
Mikehippop
Yes, where are the others? They're not still on that ship with that helmet fellow are they?
TheFinalDoctor
alright who let this normal everyday asshole in here?