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(originally posted by @DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2 on 2023-07-15 16:11:08)
Nothingcreativecomestomind1963
Thanks! This is the content I can't get enough of.
Land0fMemes
Ty for that content bro
4noku
EccentricNimoy
Any new ones?
builtlikemacktruck
I know a guy who has been doing this for 27 years and he said that the most common phrase he's heard was "You couldn't have come at a better time!" or "I really needed this today!"
MithridateEupator
#2 Why are they standing in the toy aisle and not near the clothes?
crackerumustbtrippin3000
#2 ZSWQA
GenuinelyCurious
I'm so tired of feeling bad, drown me in this wholesome shit, I love it š„°š„°š„° Thanks, OP.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
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Bcrafty
This warms my heart
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW #1 Damn she was given a 10% chance of survival?... I have a 0% chance of survival. Not that I've been diagnosed with anything, or tested for anything... I'm just pretty sure I'm not immortal.
TheyreIllusionsMichael
I've heard planning a wedding is a real bitch, but I never suspected you'd have to donate bone marrow just to get a flower girl
drunkenm
Why do I get the feeling the kid outside the gym is just looking at a hottie inside and now he has to go the gym every day because everyone made a huge deal out of it.
eromitlab
#9 not sure how heartwarming that is... first responders are still swamped with the aftermath of a major hurricane that did billions in damage, but that Papa John's franchisee is sending their drivers out in it like it's a normal day.
Zedrapazia
It also sounds kinda concerning that the police are unable to handle this, yet a delivery boy is. Both for the delivery boy who's sent out into danger and the state of the police, which should be better equipped for such an emergency than a PApa John's.
cliathwolf
Or, the roads and conditions in that particular area weren't bad, but the neighborhood just had no power, and grandma had no cell battery left to be in contact. If it's just power out, then no, police and fire wouldn't be scrambling to get to her because, compared to an area that was flooded or had extensive damage, and Papa Johns driver would be fine to deliver there.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Yeah 'I sent some underpaid teenage driver out into conditions so terrible even FEMA is scratching their heads just so I could talk to grandma' is one hell of a 'feel good'. Like fuck the pizza joint making them go out, but also? Fuck the customers ordering stuff. They wouldn't be out there if you didn't order delivery! It's the same stunt any time there's a storm, 'oh the weather is too bad to drive, let's order pizza!' No, fuck you, eat a can of soup you entitled twat.
Andyloverofhooha
Half of this shit is probably made up anyway
benoodel
Those three awesome kids who saved the suicidal guy look like the stars of a great coming of age movie. For some reason I got a really strong vibe of them like going on a journey together where they face the next steps of life and gain wisdom through their friendship. I might be over tiredā¦
kublaikhan
Track down a movie called "We the Animals". Came out in 2018.
It came to mind while reading your comment.
zFUBARz
#7 maybe best to leave that one out today...
theinternetkeepsmealive
Why? No one cares that he was almost killed. We're just disappointed that it was only almost.
Zedrapazia
I've seen a bunch of people being very upset that he was shot at, so ... unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case. And I'm not even in the US.
Personally I'm a bit concerned this makes it even more likely for him to get voted for because he's somewhat of a martyrer now, and his followers already thought of him as some messiah beforehand.
I even got that ... thing in my YouTube inbox:
https://youtu.be/YL9apblSQ-s
lovehandlesmessiah
No, because this was what āpresidentialā should look like.
VoidScreamer
I dunno, I'd rather vote in that 10 year old to be president than the Cheeto.
zFUBARz
I mean undoubtedly
downvoteifyouhatekittens
#7 what could possibly be in a religion that stops you dressing up?
whipster
https://www.romper.com/life/these-religions-dont-celebrate-halloween
ExcitedLinguist
Halloween being pagan makes it not fit in with Islam's strict monotheism. (I googled it)
Taranis1878
Ofc someone had to urgently come with Islamophobie lol. This was posted on imgur many times, kid was a Jehova's Witness. Nothing in Islam prevents you wearing costumes. Besides, by your logic it's against all monotheistic religions anyway, so no Christian country would celebrate Halloween.
tantallous
not sure, might be JW? thats the only sorta mainstream one that i know of that might, b/c i know they have lots of other rules like it.
LootenetDan
JWs are nonpolitical, or "not supposed to take part in worldly politics." So pretending to be POTUS would also be disallowed. Someone else mentioned many in Islam also don't celebrate Halloween
ProbablyNotASuitOfPlatypuses
Look at you @DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2 , you got TTLY famous! Lemme do a happy dance for ya
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Omg that's crazy! But I love it!! Honoured!! Thanks for letting me know friend!!! š
ProbablyNotASuitOfPlatypuses
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Hope you're keeping well!!
ProbablyNotASuitOfPlatypuses
You know it, I'll stay healthy and happy even if it kills me
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
That's the attitude!!! š¤£š¤£
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
Damn this rain.
LegosBearsAndSex
JFC it's pouring rain here!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Indeed.
TinyOctopus
It's a terrible day for rain...
Zulljin4
aPokal
Nah. This is the warm summer rain you really needed after a scorching week.
JackHL01
it is okay to shed teaers and cry, be it in sadness or happyness. no matter who your are, you are allowed to have feelings AND show them!