Nov 29, 2020 10:27 AM
mmick7
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SomeguyfromICYhellhole
Money printer goes Brrrrrrbrrrrrrrr
viridianasovari
What do you do for a living? I make money
dailylamer
"What do you do for a living?" - "i make money" - "YEA I KNOW BUT HOW?"
SpartaWolf117
step 1: be born rich. there is no step 2
pestdona10
But how do they make the sparkle bits?
sakasiru
Fairy poop
Adamorweirforcatchingfish
It's amazing how many things are made by video montage these days. I remember when we had to use the Viewmaster!
fgac1214
Katateochi
This taught me nothing at all! except it involves paper, paint and some spatulas, but as far as the process goes, I'm still clueless.
DocGigglez
ChunkOfJuice
This would be perfect reversed.
HedonistBeard
That.... that's how money is unmade.
Samdmanlyman
Said the Pimp to his congregation
maskedrabbit
Fitall101
First you melt the marshmallow, then you spread on the cheese...
asm80dfa8sdfj
I'm actually surprised how much human involvement there is in this process.
shock152
Oooh so its fine when they print money in a warehouse but when I try to do it .... Then its a problem ?
lawrabbit
First: the working class is ground into a course fibrous material.
SweatyBawBag
v
CactusCreep
Hurro
Fuck that website cracks me up.
loltard
*currency
JARKB
I wonder how much money it costs to make money.
sliveroflight
At least three money, I think.
xuumo
No.
AxellTheDragon
Song: Alder - To better times (instrumental) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELZoadY8iTE
Agrotere
Thank you :)
RunsWithBullShit
Saving this for the next time I see a comment about not being able to get a job cause of tattoos. That guy is making a shit ton of money.
ruint
I wonder if he's paid in cash?
TunnelRat13
Would you say he was... making a mint?
SomaticNickel60
refreshingidrops
abitskeptical
Boomers hate this one money-making trick! Find out why tatted up millennials are controlling your country's flow of cash!
theDukeOfFlanders
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Seriously though, I wonder how much it actually costs to make a box of money like that.
TurquoiseTortoise
nokia58
1CheekyMF
IT my friend. Nearly everyone in my company has them, from the CEO to data entry. No judgements
wordington
At least in NYC, non-finance office jobs are much more accepting of them than 10 yrs ago. I've got a visible tatt & work in tech
TiredSnowball
Considering the security background checks, and always having to be on cameras, I'm sure they get a very decent pay, tattoos or not.
Owlsdude
It's like accountants, you don't want that the people handling the money feel the need tto steal it. You pay them
Dontforgettowrite
I love DIYs
ziph3326
This is complete bullshit. Everybody knows you put the plastic card in the ATM and it prints your money!
Chiefinspector
I buy a stock i wait 2 weeks i sell. Hey i just lost 80% of my money!
Ardback
ONE of these boxes, and all my problems would vanish like the frost under the sunlight
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Especially since you'll be dead, or in prison for the next decade
hairylifetimes
Until they found you with said box, rolling in it in you bed.
XanCrews
Sorry man, Bezos needs it more.
CraptainBlack
I thought money was made by exploiting the lower classes?
lithium03
That's how you GET money, this is how it's MADE.
pixelhigh
It is, title is misleading, this is how cash is made.
patotheduck
Oh you want to buy a house? Here you can borrow this money I just printed. Now off to work down the mines for 25yrs. Toodle pip.
Megadeth5150
That is a disturbingly accurate depiction sir!
XxDELWYNxX
Yeah it is true.
pinatafarmer
And by selling your ass. But don't quote me.
Grades k-8? Haha ahem. Sorry
Don't be sorry. I'm considerably more educated than that.
Haha...
AmCow
It's so strange watching this...to work all month for a couple of those sheets of paper...
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
At what point does it become actual money and not a printed piece of paper/linen?
If I remember correctly that linen recipe is only for euro money at which point it is illegal to possess. Because it could used for money
Sm9yCg
When it gets registered by central bank in one of their vaults. Before that it's not legal tender.
When it reaches the bank, they register the bills into circulation.
Askingforafriend37
So that’s when it’s legally money, but just for the sake of starting a debate, let’s assume it’s stolen before then, most places wouldn’t
Bat an eye at the unregistered bills, right? From a societal standpoint, is it not still money?
The shops won't know until they deposit the cash into the bank and get alerted that it's unregistered, since they're technically counterfeit
before that point, they would start looking into who gave them the bills (you run a higher risk of being caught with every bill you spend)
ReadySetHibernate
I like the part where they put nacho cheese on the money.
globogym1988
The forbidden nacho cheese
Noice
smadge1
But our money is made of plastic...
HetOlorin9Img0
Romanian currency is also made of plastic.
LastElf
Yeah I was just thinking I thought the Euro was polymer now (Australian, haven't seen them in person)
CrashNoodleBandit
Why has someone down voted you? Has the world gone mad?
Says 2015 on the notes, think it may be a touch out of date. Still interesting though.
Jace99
Canada's is a polymer which has come in handy during COVID. Easy to clean. You can even throw it in the laundry (don't recommend the dryer).
mattituuude
Euro pure cotton, US dollar 75/25 cotton/linen, Australian dollaridoo biaxially oriented isotactic polypropylene (iPP)
Primexes
am aussie. my comment "that's not how the GOOD money is made!"
Who down votes this???
RBMK30000
The people who are sour because their bills are still the inferior cotton bills
I'd buy that for a dollar, but it sounds like they use notes from the old days. So instead, I'll buy that for a euro.
disneyone
I make them by working 9 hours a day. But that seems an another good way.
Madderrs
an another
Don't you need to put "an" before a vowel? No, I'm seriously asking, because I'm still learning english.
capughe
Another is already the bastard offspring of 'an' and 'other' you do not add 'an' again.
Thank you. Nobody ever told me. Now I know.
BungusAmungus
"Seems like another" works.
Thank you. Noted.
It’s redundant. Because ‘another’ is literally an other.
Thank you. Nobody ever told me and I din't think about it.
No problem!
somethingintangible
You don't make it, you receive it because your employer gets more money from you doing you job than you get. Called exploitation
Gherkincensed
Oof thanks Debbie
Meh. Don't be nitpickingly political about a joke ;)
But why not?
Someone lower down said the same as me pretty much but got upvoted lol. That's the real joke here
I tried to find both your comments to make a comparison, but there are too many. So I just have to belive you.
"I thought money was made by exploiting the lower classes?" - CtpainBlkudder currently at 145 upvoted
ATerribleArtist
Not all work is exploitation. Sometimes it's mutually beneficial. You have a skill, your workplace has the supplies and marketability.
You may be a machinist, but it's unreasonable for you to have millions in equipment and thousands of fabrication contracts to make a living
Elmarrr
Do you have a step by step tutorial? Looks like a nice hobby
Novemburr
*cough* some guy named jolly roger does though *cough
Haidere1988
*US Secret Service would like to know your location*
Taazar
The US secret service wants to know my location because I'm making Euros?
TrixNStix
^
burnzmeister
Not worth it... they're making Euros
Cyberpope67
worth twice USD usually.
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
The Euro is worth 20% more than USD, it’s definitely worth it. Just get it exchanged
it's dropped a l ot since last I checked conversion to pay our doctors
mybrothersmario
one euro is literally USD$1.20 right now.
it used to be closer to $2. Either way, it' worth >USD
DutchWendigo
Euro is worth more than the US dollar I think. If you really want to get into the meta Euro is a good way to go. 1/2
But the US dollar has the "accepted everywhere" perk. So it's a difficult choice to select which progression path to work on. 2/2
Redisia
'accepted everywhere' i doubt you can pay with it if a country has its own currency. And most currency's exchange
PanNonOpticon
Dollars are easier. There are in circulation dollars that have a fraction of first Euro generation security measures
Good point. Security on the Euro might cost more than the exchange rate bonus
SomeguyfromICYhellhole
Money printer goes Brrrrrrbrrrrrrrr
viridianasovari
What do you do for a living? I make money
dailylamer
"What do you do for a living?" - "i make money" - "YEA I KNOW BUT HOW?"
SpartaWolf117
step 1: be born rich. there is no step 2
pestdona10
But how do they make the sparkle bits?
sakasiru
Fairy poop
Adamorweirforcatchingfish
It's amazing how many things are made by video montage these days. I remember when we had to use the Viewmaster!
fgac1214
Katateochi
This taught me nothing at all! except it involves paper, paint and some spatulas, but as far as the process goes, I'm still clueless.
DocGigglez
ChunkOfJuice
This would be perfect reversed.
HedonistBeard
That.... that's how money is unmade.
Samdmanlyman
Said the Pimp to his congregation
maskedrabbit
Fitall101
First you melt the marshmallow, then you spread on the cheese...
asm80dfa8sdfj
I'm actually surprised how much human involvement there is in this process.
shock152
Oooh so its fine when they print money in a warehouse but when I try to do it .... Then its a problem ?
lawrabbit
First: the working class is ground into a course fibrous material.
SweatyBawBag
CactusCreep
Hurro
Fuck that website cracks me up.
loltard
*currency
JARKB
I wonder how much money it costs to make money.
sliveroflight
At least three money, I think.
xuumo
No.
AxellTheDragon
Song: Alder - To better times (instrumental) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELZoadY8iTE
Agrotere
Thank you :)
RunsWithBullShit
Saving this for the next time I see a comment about not being able to get a job cause of tattoos. That guy is making a shit ton of money.
ruint
I wonder if he's paid in cash?
TunnelRat13
Would you say he was... making a mint?
SomaticNickel60
refreshingidrops
abitskeptical
Boomers hate this one money-making trick! Find out why tatted up millennials are controlling your country's flow of cash!
theDukeOfFlanders
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Seriously though, I wonder how much it actually costs to make a box of money like that.
TurquoiseTortoise
nokia58
1CheekyMF
IT my friend. Nearly everyone in my company has them, from the CEO to data entry. No judgements
wordington
At least in NYC, non-finance office jobs are much more accepting of them than 10 yrs ago. I've got a visible tatt & work in tech
TiredSnowball
Considering the security background checks, and always having to be on cameras, I'm sure they get a very decent pay, tattoos or not.
Owlsdude
It's like accountants, you don't want that the people handling the money feel the need tto steal it. You pay them
Dontforgettowrite
I love DIYs
ziph3326
This is complete bullshit. Everybody knows you put the plastic card in the ATM and it prints your money!
Chiefinspector
I buy a stock i wait 2 weeks i sell. Hey i just lost 80% of my money!
Ardback
ONE of these boxes, and all my problems would vanish like the frost under the sunlight
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Especially since you'll be dead, or in prison for the next decade
hairylifetimes
Until they found you with said box, rolling in it in you bed.
XanCrews
Sorry man, Bezos needs it more.
CraptainBlack
I thought money was made by exploiting the lower classes?
lithium03
That's how you GET money, this is how it's MADE.
pixelhigh
It is, title is misleading, this is how cash is made.
patotheduck
Oh you want to buy a house? Here you can borrow this money I just printed. Now off to work down the mines for 25yrs. Toodle pip.
Megadeth5150
That is a disturbingly accurate depiction sir!
XxDELWYNxX
Yeah it is true.
pinatafarmer
And by selling your ass. But don't quote me.
hairylifetimes
Grades k-8? Haha ahem. Sorry
CraptainBlack
Don't be sorry. I'm considerably more educated than that.
hairylifetimes
Haha...
AmCow
It's so strange watching this...to work all month for a couple of those sheets of paper...
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
At what point does it become actual money and not a printed piece of paper/linen?
hairylifetimes
If I remember correctly that linen recipe is only for euro money at which point it is illegal to possess. Because it could used for money
Sm9yCg
When it gets registered by central bank in one of their vaults. Before that it's not legal tender.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
When it reaches the bank, they register the bills into circulation.
Askingforafriend37
So that’s when it’s legally money, but just for the sake of starting a debate, let’s assume it’s stolen before then, most places wouldn’t
Askingforafriend37
Bat an eye at the unregistered bills, right? From a societal standpoint, is it not still money?
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
The shops won't know until they deposit the cash into the bank and get alerted that it's unregistered, since they're technically counterfeit
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
before that point, they would start looking into who gave them the bills (you run a higher risk of being caught with every bill you spend)
ReadySetHibernate
I like the part where they put nacho cheese on the money.
globogym1988
The forbidden nacho cheese
XxDELWYNxX
Noice
smadge1
But our money is made of plastic...
HetOlorin9Img0
Romanian currency is also made of plastic.
LastElf
Yeah I was just thinking I thought the Euro was polymer now (Australian, haven't seen them in person)
CrashNoodleBandit
Why has someone down voted you? Has the world gone mad?
CrashNoodleBandit
Says 2015 on the notes, think it may be a touch out of date. Still interesting though.
Jace99
Canada's is a polymer which has come in handy during COVID. Easy to clean. You can even throw it in the laundry (don't recommend the dryer).
mattituuude
Euro pure cotton, US dollar 75/25 cotton/linen, Australian dollaridoo biaxially oriented isotactic polypropylene (iPP)
Primexes
am aussie. my comment "that's not how the GOOD money is made!"
CrashNoodleBandit
Who down votes this???
RBMK30000
The people who are sour because their bills are still the inferior cotton bills
CrashNoodleBandit
I'd buy that for a dollar, but it sounds like they use notes from the old days. So instead, I'll buy that for a euro.
disneyone
I make them by working 9 hours a day. But that seems an another good way.
Madderrs
an another
disneyone
Don't you need to put "an" before a vowel? No, I'm seriously asking, because I'm still learning english.
capughe
Another is already the bastard offspring of 'an' and 'other' you do not add 'an' again.
disneyone
Thank you. Nobody ever told me. Now I know.
BungusAmungus
"Seems like another" works.
disneyone
Thank you. Noted.
Madderrs
It’s redundant. Because ‘another’ is literally an other.
disneyone
Thank you. Nobody ever told me and I din't think about it.
Madderrs
No problem!
somethingintangible
You don't make it, you receive it because your employer gets more money from you doing you job than you get. Called exploitation
Gherkincensed
Oof thanks Debbie
disneyone
Meh. Don't be nitpickingly political about a joke ;)
somethingintangible
But why not?
somethingintangible
Someone lower down said the same as me pretty much but got upvoted lol. That's the real joke here
disneyone
I tried to find both your comments to make a comparison, but there are too many. So I just have to belive you.
somethingintangible
"I thought money was made by exploiting the lower classes?" - CtpainBlkudder currently at 145 upvoted
ATerribleArtist
Not all work is exploitation. Sometimes it's mutually beneficial. You have a skill, your workplace has the supplies and marketability.
ATerribleArtist
You may be a machinist, but it's unreasonable for you to have millions in equipment and thousands of fabrication contracts to make a living
Elmarrr
Do you have a step by step tutorial? Looks like a nice hobby
Novemburr
*cough* some guy named jolly roger does though *cough
Haidere1988
*US Secret Service would like to know your location*
Taazar
The US secret service wants to know my location because I'm making Euros?
TrixNStix
^
burnzmeister
Not worth it... they're making Euros
Cyberpope67
worth twice USD usually.
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
The Euro is worth 20% more than USD, it’s definitely worth it. Just get it exchanged
Cyberpope67
it's dropped a l ot since last I checked conversion to pay our doctors
mybrothersmario
one euro is literally USD$1.20 right now.
Cyberpope67
it used to be closer to $2. Either way, it' worth >USD
DutchWendigo
Euro is worth more than the US dollar I think. If you really want to get into the meta Euro is a good way to go. 1/2
DutchWendigo
But the US dollar has the "accepted everywhere" perk. So it's a difficult choice to select which progression path to work on. 2/2
Redisia
'accepted everywhere' i doubt you can pay with it if a country has its own currency. And most currency's exchange
PanNonOpticon
Dollars are easier. There are in circulation dollars that have a fraction of first Euro generation security measures
GottaGetThoseSeedsMorty
Good point. Security on the Euro might cost more than the exchange rate bonus