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Jun 11, 2019 1:27 PM
JarJarDrinks
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MartyDiBergi1
Gonna need a DR Trimmer for my beard and back
leaderofmars
This must be a Canadian ad.
CarefulChirren
So who remembers fidget spinners
HoytLancaster
I thought he was shaving with a figet spinner st first...
CompletelyUniqueUsername
[polite cough] https://imgur.com/A8n0AEh
VileSlay
Coincidence? /a/YNttt2B
ninjaguineapig
When you overstock on fidget spinners
DanOrtega
I know this is a joke, but I would definitely buy a kit like this.
CircleA369
Shave like a real man!
Crosive
I'm down. Take my money. I don't even shave.
funichi
WyoScott
I will just hire him to manscape me.
Arvannies
GriffinMann41
Real men take a dare from their female friends when they say "Waxing is easy and hardly any different!"
Freddo2501
I try with my forearm once. Not fun at all.
Freddo2501
*tried
drow339
I’d buy if it actually existed
dekket
I would buy this immediately
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
Please tell this is real lol
wjprosser8
Bad idea we gonna let it get overgrown with razors like this!!!!!
sahdad
Ya taking a chainsaw shapped trimmer to my pubes seems pretty nerve racking...
BlueskydragonFX
Needs a finishing touch...
capncereal
that's just regular WD-40...
gelos
... except it's for men
PapaDap88
Um the manly way to shave would be to not shave.
Freddo2501
The only manly way to shave is to use wax.
urocyon
These days I’ve come to associate full beards with hipsters and the like. This decade ruined that look.
MatrixRunner99
A real man shaves and wears pink.
LongboardLiam
The manly way would be to make a choice of your own and stand up to whatever consequences come with it.
1Plebian
^
CaptRackham
I'd argue going at your face with a straight razor takes more stones than a beard
realdale
But a beard requires months of mental fortitude. You're going to look weird for a while in most cases
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I straight razor and have way less issues than when I used a gillette mach 3
chakaru111
So where is the ObviousPlant logo?
beall
Where can my wife buy this kit?
prozacfish
I wish this were real
BeautifulSound
I'll just have him, please. If he'll have me.
itputsthelotionON
I would trust Stihl to make a better razor than Gillette.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
All I need is a mini grill version of this, that, umm, grills.
mcginger72
So you can grill your pubes?
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Mainly smegma
iamfarha
So, where can I buy this?
SanchoLibre
"Not available before or after April 1" - *sad*
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Local hardware store
Fourtyffs
Just shave with a chainsaw
Chevrolet173
But which one you just can't only own one
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
They accidentally might have come up with something...
Genini
I'd buy it as a gag gift if it was 15 dollars or less.
Aaronbobaron
Would totally buy as a gag, and would gladly use if it turned out to actually work well.
pallakonto
Im with you bro
mobleshairmagnet
It’s probably a Stihl too.
Gretchis
boo get out...
AlmightyThor117
Seriously I was genuinely excited before I realized it was a joke
carrionstorm
I would buy the shit out of this
LookHarder101
I'm kinda pissed I can't buy it. Had my credit card out an everything.
stainlessteelmohawk
You whipped what out? Wait NM
djhash
Do they come with tiny pull cords, and tiny gas tanks (or just eye droppers)
TheShotThatGotYouNaked
WITH ITTY BITTY PRIMER BULBS!!!! My testosterone is leaking
dejoblue
Na, the tiny pullcords are on the electric toothbrush, it's floss!
zimirken
If you don't want electric motors, pneumatic would be a good alternative for these
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
What if they all ran on gas?
iHveNoCleverName
This hurts my knee
HeyThatsMyGirlfriend
*Cyka intensifies*
blackrasputin
stainlessteelmohawk
Obviously a cry for help but he's so drunk all he can do is kick
DoingItWrongSince1980
And what's the purpose of the leaf blower up the sniffer? Not how I want to blow my nose.
sakkehattu
It's for taking cocaine, but you want to be extremely aggressive about it.
CodyJC
Nose hair trimmer. Super useful I'll never go back to not trimming my nose hairs. It has a spinning blade I'm the tip
DoingItWrongSince1980
I'm familiar with a nose hair trimmer. I guess I just thought these tools retained their original function.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Just the tip?
stainlessteelmohawk
Only the tip
djhash
The whole tip
GreenFox
"Not available before or after April 1"
josephfrancistribbiani
What about during April 1st?
stinkingyeti
Fuck if they got that shit working, it would totally sell.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Oh man, does that mean I have to wait until next year!
GreenFox
But that would be after April 1st. And also before.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
What about ON April 1st? It's neither before nor after. Admittedly I made the comment sarcastically but now you've made me consider it...
GreenFox
But it is. It's after last years April 1st and before next year's.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
That is one way of looking at it sure. I guess you made me think we'll if it's greater than or less than what about equal too?