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Pelikanmutationsgesang
The S thing was big in Germany too!
Iamtherhymenocerous
Is this Joe Manganiello?
javer80
#5 I will I was a little bit taller, I will I was a baller, I will I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
Kvothefefe
#41
JCrashB
"Bwaaaaaaa, eh?" -Canadian baby
SarcasticComment
"Jim Carrey makes excellent points." ~ imgur
Sephirothz667
I dont clench my fists when i walk, but occasionally i flick my wrist just like Ezio when you unsheath the hidden blade
capnhaggis
How do you figure out that fact? "ma'm...mA'M! Please stop crying. Did you kiss before he left the house?
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
Hey, is that The Dragon of Dojima?
MILDLYANNOYED
kazuma kiryuuuuuuu
HeyItsEmerald
this meme was only funny the first two times
Brianetta
Who circumcised King Kong? Is that why he's angry? #15
phenomanonymous
I'm so glad someone else noticed this.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Lmao anyone who would smoke a nug covered in mystery purple shit has a death wish!
BadAdviceTerry
Ma'am your husband is a horrible car accident but we need to know did he kiss you before he left?
asm80dfa8sdfj
Also: But.. but I kissed him goodbye this morning...
GirdleTurtle
#47: is an appealing pattern. It’s just looks like S to languages that share similar alphabet. It’s also an 8. A sideways bow/infinity.
knobhoblin
#8 Me and my work mate go to idle animation if nothing's happening for awhile
MyEnigma
I do not have smol pener. I have larg benis :DD
Patient00
It's a thing is Brasil!!
Patient00
In*
whyisthisusernametaken
As a Malaysian.
Azmoham
The last one is the same meme that's been reposted here a dozen times in the past week only with a girl instead of a guy.
MrKimmyGibbler
Always upvote Smol Pener
MumyoSakanagare
Donnanobleslonglostdoppleganger
#7 If I had known this, I would have just stopped kissing him goodbye rather than go through a long, painful divorce. Live and learn
audrawer
#8 when I first read it I thought it said “clench your farts” oh me.
MoreOftenThanNot
My ex-wife kisses everyone. Try her.
IAcceptYourMemeDump
Dump accepted, to the FP!
dunkernater2
I will people would stop following me
apt311
#28. Shouldn't that be "daughter"?
EternalE100
*9 thats not true germans dont laugh.
divitu
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
EternalE100
One in 2.2 seconds and no less.
divitu
Close. "One. They're efficient and not very funny."
theleafssuck
Whose wife do I kiss to have fewer car accidents?
TK421isAFK
Not mine. I swear, her car is fucking magnetic.
alisongrace5656
My ex husbands ex wife.
PercivalFailed
haunter64
That guy's dead wife
ZestySeaFlapflap
I get that reference. Fistbump.
ItssBriank
AlmightyVerb
Brad's, I think. Although she might be harder to find now, she was fired.
IllegalDuckling
Your dad's
IHaveAMemeForThis
ProxyPlayerHD
hmm... MILFs....
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Rolltide!
GeoffIsMySpiritAnimal
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
SavagePatchKids
No, I kiss your mom with this mouth.
NotABench
What’s the difference?
DeathPro
Brother?
Cortezdelanoche
Holy Shit! That editing the Mom's contact in the son's phone is brutal!
StarvingBaroqueArtist
Honestly it's not too bad, if he actually texts her rather than just send a dick pic right off the bat they'll probably figure it out
maathimself
You have to delete the texts too if you want to make sure it works.
KevinSandusky
1. Would take too long time to edit all that to not get suspicious 2. Unless he send dckpick first txt, chances are he will know its not her
Ckris22
I love it. Made me laugh.
DearLeaderJimPickens
Upvotes because you used 'brutal' instead of 'savage'
CyborgMatador
Just bitchy is all. How about being a grown person and not acting like a child? Lol
CyborgMatador
Lol at all the fucking triggered people defending a THOT. Idk why it's so hard to be a decent human being now a days and just say no.
Kiore
You seem to be struggling with it, so cut the person you know nothing about a break eh.
somerandomtwat
shes not a thot. she is just a dick
divitu
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/bc/49/07/bc4907652b28c7f6d8876ffb7d1522cd--yes-all-women-just-say-no.jpg
SilverBryophyta
There's always the occasional one who doesn't seem to really get it.
rimehoarfrost
Methinks t’is thou whomst art thine triggerethed.
Waaahmbulance
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
theALTF4
you must be fun at parties, are you?
leftarmoftheforbiddenone
Idk I think the person sending unwanted dick pics is acting like a child too
CyborgMatador
So is assuming he would send unwanted dick pics
Chrishankhah
Maybe, but he only faces those consequences if he sends them. I'm more worried why he wouldn't notice the previous conversation.
somerandomtwat
he didnt send any dick pics he just asked for her number
CyborgMatador
Thank you. And she assumed he would send unsolicited dick pics and just got the man's hopes up for nothing.
Lfa3
Chance is she already know he DO that. That kind of information goes everywhere.
MAYORofTITTYciti
Not if you don't act like a creep right off the bat by sending dick pics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sweetspot42
You encourage him.
MAYORofTITTYciti
Huh? I encourage who?
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Thankyou for the short point about respect. You're a fine leader of... Titty citi...
MAYORofTITTYciti
My username does not detract from the validity of my point
thorkild91
You can be mayor of titty city as long as all contact is consensual!
AbsolutelyNotADragon
Of course not, my apologies Mayor McTiti.
ImHereFromTheInternet
Yeah, but wouldn’t the older sanitary mom-texts still be there, like “Be safe ok?” and “I can’t figure out the TV again”?
NootBoii
Clear the messages?
skittlesFan
Unless you stealthily delete them
5NoteHalf
PSA: No matter HOW big of a douchebag someone is, you NEVER, NEVER, NEVER delete texts from their mom. -Someone whose mom has cancer.
jordancoleshnh
That's even more fucked up lol
GoodbyeSpaceSword
True but that would be a suspiciously long time holding someone's phone.
skittlesFan
Well deleting messages only takes about 15 seconds?