Some funnies for a giggle

Dec 6, 2017 12:15 PM

Dhurpt

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Hey, I used to have one of those chairs with the 'Last One' tags. Used to.

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YIEED

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That last one has a name. It's the Luther. The recipe was allegedly created by Luther Vandross himself, hence the name.

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Looks like Salt Lake Community College education is at it again.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As someone who lived and went to university in Salt Lake, that guy is probably the professor.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I always upvote Dr. Spaceman.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 When you ask a Scotsman one too many times where you're supposed to wear a hat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr. SPACE MAN!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would someone buy a community college t-shirt?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y IEED

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time my friend did rum and Ritalin at the same time he peed on my basement carpet... I wish I was kidding.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YIEED

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why the burnt parts on the shirt are so symetricals ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was folded.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! ... right! x) Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The T-Shirt of Turin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's betrayal? when you fill the tank of your car and it stops working. I've learned from that so I no longer put more than $10 at a time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 I don't know how often He drinks beer, but someone his size could easily drink a beer or two a day with little impact. Books not so much.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think Homer is drinking a beer right now. Regardless of when you read that "now", he's having one.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and a beer a day is already considered having a drinking problem by doctors..

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Why would someone ever think that drying clothes in a microwave is a good idea?

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Notice he went to community college

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it works for a while, until they get too dry. Source: burned my (clean!) underwear years ago because I just had to try it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do feel like trying it, but on a exceedingly high delay setting because I'm not a damned idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone tried to dry their dog off that way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

my cousin microwaved her cat after a bath. but she was 6.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The old Pupper Popper

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want a seat near you in hell.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Microwave your socks in the winter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sooooooo goooood.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uncle buck.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 but wasn’t that how he was washing them, not drying?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He dried em in the oven.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're assuming they were thinking in the first place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simple. He went to S.L. UT Community College.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Arnold

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So did the guy in #3 never use a microwave before? If anything it makes shit MORE moist.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly you need to put your shirt in the oven, is what im saying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who folds their shirt before microwaving it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*benefits of marijuana

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See i see that and i go deer lord save us from this abomination. But im also a fan of if it doesnt taste good you arent high enough.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cranberry / sweetfire panda express sauce / pineapples cooked with onions and steak was p good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've did this on donut day (or something like that). TRUST ME, you don't want the cheese on there. Cheese with glaze donut is awful

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a challenge to me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I WANT that burger, man.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While I agree that it might taste divine, I have one question, how would you eat it, it looks like you need to unhinge your haw snake like

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Cut the donut in half and grill the inside. Use grilled inside as outside of buns

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. You just punch it into submission like your wife when she roots for the wrong NASCAR driver.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's alcohol talking, not marijuana.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoosh it. I don’t know. When you’re super high, you find a way.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

when i thought about eating this high, I assumed I would lick the glaze off first, then smush it. which i also might do NOT high

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd just stop being difficult and take a bit of all pieces individually, and let my mouth do the sandwich making as it mixes things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too true

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't unhinge your jaw?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tried once, didn't go that well, no surgery, just a lot of pain in putting in back myself

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Y'all got issues. Turn it on end and swallow it like a big dick.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks more like an anus though, so maybe I should eat it like I eat ass?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I kinda want that last one! Probably cause I haven't eaten properly in five days...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a place in Austin that sells burgers on donuts. It's absolutely amazing. Their "You bacon me crazy" burger is fucked up with bacon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, not a big fan of bacon. Maybe never had it done properly, being nowhere near the US.

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The Phat Club - Oven roasted turkey breast, bacon, ham, provolone, amd muenster piled high with cilantro, tomato, and garlic on a donut.

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That sounds like it could use some onion as well. Not sure whether fresh or caramelized though.

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#1 yieed seems like one of made up words them darn kids would start saying for no reason like yeet or fleek.

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Don't give them ideas.

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Yee

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it’s the past tense of ‘yeet’

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Yeet is a thing?

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Yeet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a big internet, at least one person will have pretended there is. Yep, I see several on urbandictionary.

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I've heard it and say it myself but that being said I'm only one person

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All words are made up. They only carry the meaning if we allow it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just like Bitcoin!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yieed - about to proceed through a yield sign then suddenly having to come to an abrupt stop. You heard it here first

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That's a paddlin'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yeah dude I was about to blow through that stoplight but there was a cop there, so I had to yieed."

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What's a 'yield sign'?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When one roadway connects to another sometimes there are stop signs where you come to a complete stop and then proceed when the wayis clear,

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And sometimes there are yield signs where you don't necessarily need to stop if you determine the way is clear as you approach the merge

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhh, you mean Give Way signs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know what a stop sign is; but what's a yield sign?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Patience my son, please see the second part of my comment lol. Sorry, I ran out of characters and couldn't put a '1/2'

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I can picture that microwaved shirt ending up in some designer fashion line for $145. "Presenting for the Spring of 2018; 'brNT' by Yeezy"

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definitely Yeezy

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Lit

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i mean it looked pretty fly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're good shirts, brNT

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Shroud of Turin, was my first thought

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus had the OG sick threads yo

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Looks like his cat-nipples caught fire

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Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a SLCC shirt, not surprised

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There's worse schools here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You stop that right now

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