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Dec 6, 2017 12:15 PM
Dhurpt
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fandsor
Hey, I used to have one of those chairs with the 'Last One' tags. Used to.
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
YIEED
limbclinicpc
That last one has a name. It's the Luther. The recipe was allegedly created by Luther Vandross himself, hence the name.
FeeltheFX
MrAnchorArms
Looks like Salt Lake Community College education is at it again.
PantyBoy69
As someone who lived and went to university in Salt Lake, that guy is probably the professor.
quixotegut
I always upvote Dr. Spaceman.
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#1 When you ask a Scotsman one too many times where you're supposed to wear a hat.
Norok0311
Dr. SPACE MAN!!
midsongnipplerub
Why would someone buy a community college t-shirt?
spicyspaghettiparticles
Y IEED
vechron
Last time my friend did rum and Ritalin at the same time he peed on my basement carpet... I wish I was kidding.
TheEndIsPi
YIEED
Squirkiz
Why the burnt parts on the shirt are so symetricals ?
TalaayaCosplay
It was folded.
Squirkiz
Oh! ... right! x) Thank you!
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
The T-Shirt of Turin
Congressenator
what's betrayal? when you fill the tank of your car and it stops working. I've learned from that so I no longer put more than $10 at a time
MultiNonymous
#5 I don't know how often He drinks beer, but someone his size could easily drink a beer or two a day with little impact. Books not so much.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
I think Homer is drinking a beer right now. Regardless of when you read that "now", he's having one.
Grimmrog
and a beer a day is already considered having a drinking problem by doctors..
Scifiguy85
VV8888
Why would someone ever think that drying clothes in a microwave is a good idea?
popcorngetsstuckinyourteeth
Notice he went to community college
SaturnineCult
Because it works for a while, until they get too dry. Source: burned my (clean!) underwear years ago because I just had to try it.
Falos
I do feel like trying it, but on a exceedingly high delay setting because I'm not a damned idiot.
apathybeginsathome
Someone tried to dry their dog off that way.
igniskonig
my cousin microwaved her cat after a bath. but she was 6.
TheBlueMuppet
The old Pupper Popper
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
I want a seat near you in hell.
TheonetrueWomax
Microwave your socks in the winter
TheBlackVan
Sooooooo goooood.
RickySpanishhhhh
Uncle buck.
LordOfThePenguin
+1 but wasn’t that how he was washing them, not drying?
RickySpanishhhhh
He dried em in the oven.
Attacker732
You're assuming they were thinking in the first place.
Yupurineutah
Simple. He went to S.L. UT Community College.
eatdeeznuts
Arnold
Zaayl
So did the guy in #3 never use a microwave before? If anything it makes shit MORE moist.
Zaayl
Clearly you need to put your shirt in the oven, is what im saying.
groveldog
Who folds their shirt before microwaving it?
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
*benefits of marijuana
Tyaldan
See i see that and i go deer lord save us from this abomination. But im also a fan of if it doesnt taste good you arent high enough.
Tyaldan
My cranberry / sweetfire panda express sauce / pineapples cooked with onions and steak was p good.
afartnSpartan
I've did this on donut day (or something like that). TRUST ME, you don't want the cheese on there. Cheese with glaze donut is awful
TotalCuntrol
That sounds like a challenge to me
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
I WANT that burger, man.
IlidaIsMyBro
While I agree that it might taste divine, I have one question, how would you eat it, it looks like you need to unhinge your haw snake like
clsairrifle
Cut the donut in half and grill the inside. Use grilled inside as outside of buns
RickySpanishhhhh
No. You just punch it into submission like your wife when she roots for the wrong NASCAR driver.
onlyhalfghost
That's alcohol talking, not marijuana.
oscillatingdogfan
Smoosh it. I don’t know. When you’re super high, you find a way.
melimme
when i thought about eating this high, I assumed I would lick the glaze off first, then smush it. which i also might do NOT high
Ansatsunin
I'd just stop being difficult and take a bit of all pieces individually, and let my mouth do the sandwich making as it mixes things.
DowneySyndrome
Too true
OmgChebby
You can't unhinge your jaw?
IlidaIsMyBro
Tried once, didn't go that well, no surgery, just a lot of pain in putting in back myself
OtterlyMagnificent
Y'all got issues. Turn it on end and swallow it like a big dick.
IlidaIsMyBro
Looks more like an anus though, so maybe I should eat it like I eat ass?
EwgB
Damn, I kinda want that last one! Probably cause I haven't eaten properly in five days...
Christx30
There's a place in Austin that sells burgers on donuts. It's absolutely amazing. Their "You bacon me crazy" burger is fucked up with bacon.
EwgB
Honestly, not a big fan of bacon. Maybe never had it done properly, being nowhere near the US.
Christx30
The Phat Club - Oven roasted turkey breast, bacon, ham, provolone, amd muenster piled high with cilantro, tomato, and garlic on a donut.
Attacker732
That sounds like it could use some onion as well. Not sure whether fresh or caramelized though.
FacemanPeck
#1 yieed seems like one of made up words them darn kids would start saying for no reason like yeet or fleek.
raidleadergutts
Don't give them ideas.
ronangelo
Yee
StraightOuttaThePlaypen
it’s the past tense of ‘yeet’
CrazyCatLad
Yeet is a thing?
Amased
Yeet
Falos
It's a big internet, at least one person will have pretended there is. Yep, I see several on urbandictionary.
Blue5679
I've heard it and say it myself but that being said I'm only one person
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
Yeet.
Jeheace
All words are made up. They only carry the meaning if we allow it.
DeadTuesday
Just like Bitcoin!
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
And love
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
yieed - about to proceed through a yield sign then suddenly having to come to an abrupt stop. You heard it here first
iAmNature
That's a paddlin'
Sacurason
"Yeah dude I was about to blow through that stoplight but there was a cop there, so I had to yieed."
SlyeFox
What's a 'yield sign'?
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
When one roadway connects to another sometimes there are stop signs where you come to a complete stop and then proceed when the wayis clear,
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
And sometimes there are yield signs where you don't necessarily need to stop if you determine the way is clear as you approach the merge
SlyeFox
Ohhhh, you mean Give Way signs.
SlyeFox
I know what a stop sign is; but what's a yield sign?
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Patience my son, please see the second part of my comment lol. Sorry, I ran out of characters and couldn't put a '1/2'
SailorBOB
I can picture that microwaved shirt ending up in some designer fashion line for $145. "Presenting for the Spring of 2018; 'brNT' by Yeezy"
prismbear
definitely Yeezy
Majorgrave
Lit
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
i mean it looked pretty fly
shiftingillusion
They're good shirts, brNT
frankxcid
Shroud of Turin, was my first thought
justino37
Jesus had the OG sick threads yo
JewceyRubes
BruceRiley20
Looks like his cat-nipples caught fire
SorryImAwkwardSorry
Thank you!
normalizetherapy
Its a SLCC shirt, not surprised
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
There's worse schools here.
normalizetherapy
True
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
You stop that right now
Skullcleaver