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"I'M CRYING LMFAOO"
Brooke, yes!
May 20, 2019 9:49 AM
itsNotAphaseMomThisIsMyLifeNow
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Brooke, yes!
mrcanadiansorry
Good thing you saved that caption at the top so I would know how hard to laugh
DiesOnLoadingScreen
And when her looks fade and her boobs sag and the insta likes drop she'll do some porn for less than a year and then have to get a crap job
Weinventedpoutine
Proudly Canadian!
VielSpass
Well, she's photogenic, so at least she's got that going for her...
greg20151975
ObiHaiv
It helps when you F your teachers, maybe give 'em a little B or let 'em see your C.
Ancientmariner52
Careful, there. Correlation is not the same as causation.
Redisia
more then a handful of grades is a waste...
anubisfike
So did her looks.
HughLaurie
Nice cannons
WendyCarlson
thats a shame because when you get old they be passing the belly button
VielSpass
iboredom
Whoa she really put the cannon in Brooke Cannon.
Jomini001
I’d give Brooke the cannon, if you know what I mean
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3lr4y
That's just what happens when u get hot
CM0n5ter
Lets see em!
KissMikeLitorusSheSaid
Be kind, crop!
tcsv23
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
Why A's and D's but no grade's?
HeathCookieMonster
Brookecannon98 on Instagram?
SlickerThanNick
ahyeahup
LooseyGooseyBrett
And then the D was introduced to her A and all was right in the world again.
J3lek
Bojovnik84
Weinventedpoutine
Ahaha perfect gif my good sir!
jbulldozer
https://www.instagram.com/brookecannon98/?hl=en
TKBarbus
jmbmpt
This is gold
TKBarbus
Gold, Jerry, GOLD!
vram79
That's what happens when your only focus is the D
KarlVice
Guaranteed this was posted by Brooke, knowing guys here would creep her on instgram
brookecannon98
I wouldn’t have added the dumb caption :/
mazekingslayer
Please explain. Asking for a friend. A to D. Good grades to bad grades? Is that funny? Please explain .... for my friend
UncomfortableTruths
She's saying her bra size went up, while her grades declined.
mazekingslayer
From A cup bra to D cup bra? That probably normal when you grow up? Really don’t understand the fun in this...
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
(1) You see, when a female's body develops, her breasts often get larger. This particular female developed size D cup breasts. Often times
cre8majic
Sadly a lot of young women are getting breast augmentation as their graduation present from their parents
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
(3) might slip. So this female is noting the inverse proportion in her life between the size of her breasts and the dropping of her grades.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
(2) these large breasted females get more attention from adolescent boys. If the female becomes overwhelmed by said attention, her grades
RoutemasterFlash
Ach, this would be fairly funny without the moronic IM CRYIN LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buttknuckles007
YouFLog took care of that. Doing God's work for us sinners.
Ponkeymasta
It's the end of the world as we know it...
YoSoyMilk
Imagine being the kind of person who sees this dumb joke and says IM CRYING LMFAOOO.
Theultimatespy737
You have said those words lmfao
Ponkeymasta
Why is that the thing to take away from this?
NewDemosthenes
IM= idiot me, OOO = off our ottoman
Xolot1
I know this kind of person... but I think they're a ghost because they keep telling me "I'M DEAD."
tarataqa
IM CRYING LMFAOOO TOO.
JesusHimself69
IM CRYING LMFAOOO
Metals4J
Sounds like a porn name.
NotTheBeees
And face.
gamesthatiplay
Yeah there are some last names that sound porn ish.
3Davideo
Followed by Skye LAZERBEARD!
Derplord
Well in Afrikaans Brooke is pronounced the same a broek. And broek means pants. So pant cannon could like a sex pistol. Which can be a dick
140CharactersOrLess
You called? /a/gCKbcnl
definitelynotamemberberry
It will be soon
LooseyGooseyBrett
And then the D was introduced to her A and all was right in the world again.
mdomin87
Needs more upvotes
Applepotamus
Normally yes, but he posted it twice
dank1chillin
....so, downvote?
Applepotamus
figured just let it ride
bobbynixon
*Brooke Cannons
g8rb
Like a loose cannon!
pareidoliaperson
Although a cannon may convey penile penetration.
ihateimgurffs
Heather Harmon.
ASolitudeGuard
.
warbandit
Is it the same gal?
TrizzNathaniel
A true legend.
Fairdinkums
Fixed
Zetor
You are indeed a person of great taste.
TreebeardLikey
Imgur should do this on upload
GeneralStructuralSteel
god bless
RingSting
I had to download both pics and quickly flip between them to see what you did.
InfocalypseRising
The hero that Gotham deserves
antman2988
IM CRYING LMFAOO
YouknowThat1Guy
ChiefRocker88
Brooke Cannon! I appreciate a woman of her...caliber?
Aluc4rd14
Embonpoint
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Thank you
McGreed
Well, if she had the D, couldn't she have gotten another D and getting an A?
MrPhukett
*got
MrsRodriguez
The fact almost 3000 people think a white border is that important is pathetic.
ruferto
took me a long time to get it
brianthefly
Can you fix this one for me fam?
Fairdinkums
There is nothing more we can do, I'm afraid we've lost this one.
AlpacaMyBagsAndGo
I got cancer in all my limbs because of that.
danimals847
I got uterine cancer. I am a man.
HyperStress
There
brianthefly
Too much, too much! I cant tell what im suppsed to laugh at!
whatspaulplayingtoday
Doin' the right work, my friend.
parismaker
But there's still the superfluous comma before "and"...
Jeffthethird
I thought commas in this context were to indicate a pause.
KissMyShinyMetalAsterisk
You are correct.
kebishop143
What did you fix
DoesTheUsernameGoHere
ProcolHarambe
Tranced42
Aprilmadness
I'M CRYING LOL MY EYES ARE FALLING OUT OF MY ASS ROFL SEND HELP
Fairdinkums
Lol
DildoHaeuptling
ROFL LOL!
jhawker27
no guys yOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
wiillii
arsecheese
He’ll never kick something that well again!
RetailCat
I love this.
DukeDarkwood
My favorite part is that they LITERALLY pulled it off. It makes it that much sweeter, knowing the text fulfilled itself.
BoWWel
pareidoliaperson
IM CRYING LMFAOO
doesntmatter
IM CRYING LMFAOO
Blrp0
Fairdinkums
Son of a bitch
FlyYouFLCL
Fixed it.
middlehead
I don't care what everyone else says, you're good people.
Aphazia82
Nice, The "I'm crying" thing really annoys me
DougTheLlama
I bet you can't even
ruferto
roitan
Took me a minute to realize what you changed becuase I'm so used to just skipping over that bullshit.
HerrBisch
Same.
fireeternal
All of us brother, all of us.
Quizz25S
I'm dying lmao
MrJambalaya
I still can't figure out what he did.
bobbob1016
Removed the white space outside of it.
NooneAtAllIguess
hero
bobbob1016
"guy who scrolled down to another comment"* ftfy lol
codenametrixie
I thought he was going to remove the apostrophes
bobbob1016
It may be correct because A is just one letter, so there's no proper plural. Similar to it's vs its. Possesive is its afaik.
PickledOpinions
No more caption. Poof
BalloFish
Didn't remove the unnecessary apostrophes though
Blrp0
Apostrophes are perfectly fine in this instance. As is a word; A's is the plural form of A. As, Cs, Ds, and Es are also chemical elements.
Blrp0
Also Bs may well be a sloppy form of writing BS (bullshit). The apostrophe clarifies.
AdmJota
You're unnecessary, but we let you stay too.
BalloFish
Suck yo momma
YourFatMother
I believe everyone has already done that.
RenoXIII
Did his momma send RSVP's? I don't remember being invited to that