PoptartSpankySpoogeMonkey
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Nov 2, 2021 10:47 PM
PoptartSpankySpoogeMonkey
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coffeeismyfriend
*less. “less” is singular (day), while “fewer” is plural (days)
sharkiesharkie
I used to have this attitude… until I lost them all. It’s hard to raise children with no help.
larrythelobster626
My wife and my mom get along really well but me and my MIL oof forget about it
thevortexmaster
My inlaws are coming over next week for a few days. They kick ass. I get a break from all the cleaning and they supply the beer hahah
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
My MIL moved in and we are having a blast. Hubby and his mama aren't getting along too well though lol
Colanah
Visiting my first grandbaby in a month. I hope I end up being seen as a good MIL to her daddy.
nero4ty2
My mil lives right down the road and is mostly awesome, I feel so bad for my wife when we visit my parents though, can’t get out fast enough
Corbenik42
Is that because you've moved the timetable up on her murder?
Juzcress
+1 for knowing the difference between 'fewer' and 'less'.
arcenlapin
We passed over a bigger house with more land just because of how close it was to my husband's parents....
animatronicChristmasChickens
I would far rather have my MIL stay with us than my mother. Luckily, my mother can't be bothered to visit
debilibeb
Love your parents while you have them. Don't keep someone else from doing it too.
LessThanLess
Not all parents aren't worth the whole love though
railgap
You can "divorce" parents AND in-laws.
zsquare
I'm looking at spending two weeks with MIL. No one is thrilled, and yet we'll still do it because.. reasons.
brendino87
Ugh mine comes over next month for 5 days....
hodaddelvecchio
Relatives are like fish, after three days they start to stink.
eetsumkaus
a few weeks with mine is never enough. Granted some of them have stupid drama, but when we're together it's about forgetting it all.
FormerlySable
Ben Franklin had it figured out 200+ years ago.
Marsupialmessiah
One night stands too, but they are more fun or practical
thevortexmaster
Mine are great.
Arsenal4725
Sorry to hear that. My MIL is fuckin awesome
meagainstthem
it's rare i guess - but i'm with you.
UptownWitch
My MIL is awesome too. Friends always tell me that I am so lucky.
PoptartSpankySpoogeMonkey
Eat a turd
Quizz25S
@op Dare you to show this to your MIL
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Did you just jinx it???
CheesecakePi
Yes. Yes he did. Like a fool.
snooch2thegouch
majorkira9
Sooner70
Now she's gonna fall, break a hip, and not be fit to travel for six months.
BarfMonger
The deaths of my in-laws was such a tragic time in some ones life. Just not mine.
belladonnabanana
Any family staying makes me want to unstay from my own home.
HeHeHebieJeebies
Definition of mixed emotions. Watching your MIL back over a cliff in your brand new uninsured vehicle.
SAHD
Congrats!
railgap
Found out? I dictated that shit. I flew my mother out to meet my first wife at Christmas. Mommy Dearest treated her like shit, so I moved/
railgap
her out of the guest room to a motel (on my dime), arranged for an early ticket home, told her if she didn't take it she could find /
railgap
own way home, and then I didn't talk to her for over ten years. Bitch.
Isi151e
Congrats on hitting it big time, don't forget about us
DreadCarcass
My MIL stressed me out but my FIL always found bs excuses to go out for parts. You need a new belt on that. No its fine. No were going
EmergencyChocolate
You got summer air in those tires! Better go get them flushed and topped off with winter air ASAP
Ulferor
My Dad did this for him and I when I was a kid. My mother and 3 sisters cycles synced and we had "Hell week" every month.
AdrianMole
Synchronising of menstrual cycles is a myth, though.
DreadCarcass
Even without hell week, 3 sisters? Id rather get shot at again. Fuuuuck dat
Alonsey
3 sisters, 2 brothers here. Sisters and my mother synced. At some points, just went to a friend's house every day and got high as tits.
duramater1
See…I think that’s where she went wrong. She should make them all end up that way. Kids would love the maths.
4254
What a difference a day makes...
momma2elevencats
My mom moved into my guesthouse 3 years ago. But I make it up to my husband ALL the time.
GabbyJayYay
wlfman
? like with... The Sex?
momma2elevencats
absofuckinglutley!! Isn't that the best way to make it up?
arkuamore
It would work on me
wlfman
If you say so. ?
momma2elevencats
We have been together 19yrs. sex and communication is super important. Sometimes when you have an argument a quick hard bang helps.
bruudwin
also how do you live with 11 cats!?
wlfman
I mean I'm insanely single with no prospects. So I believe you, but have 0 opportunities to experience it right now.
Deonan
wlfman
Thanks.
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
ActionJohnnie
justanotheravocado
I feel this 11/10