Someone explained that back in the day it's how overly excitable Americans saluted the flag, sort of. Then after about 1940, America changed it to just leaving your hand on your heart for some reason.
Too much ketamine will induce a respiratory collapse. Your body will stop breathing. Getting high AF and passing out in a position that will eventually kill you is also an option.
He has a medic among his permanent 20-bodyguard detail following him around 24/7 so wouldn't count on being lucky him being left unsupervised enough for that to happen.
Who the fuck is smearing cocaine like this from a pocket on his gums? I mean, he had to wet his finger to even have enough cocaine to stick to it. If the finger is dry he had to do this several times to even have an effect. Else it would just taste horrible and only make his teeth numb. And he needs to have an open baggie with cocaine in his pocket. Unfortunately the video starts too late, because then we would need to see how he's wiggling around with his finger to get into the baggie. That ...
... would be THE proof, at least for me. With only this video it's only an assumption that he takes cocaine, or is there more hints that he uses drugs? Maybe he had a booger sticking to his finger and just waited with it in his pocket until he could eat it, and to make it less obvious that he east something he made this rubbing gums move 😂
Ahhh you totally can especially if it's one of the smaller snus packs, but there's absolutely no reason to do that much of a rub, you just put it in whatever gum placement you want and done
It's an interesting psych case study. Both he and Trump are super narcissistic, but T is terrified of drugs and "being out of control" because someone could take over / take advantage of him, but eLon is confident enough (or autistic enough) to not care if he is drugged off his tits. Between the two of them, I think it will go badly for M before it does for T.
I've read some (admittedly kinda gossippy) reports that Captain Cumsock used meth and coke well into his time on The Apprentice - unverifiable, but would for his incontinence and hair loss going back to that period. He also allegedly took Adderal as president. Plus for him, every denial is a confession, so his constant calls for Biden to take drug tests suggest to me that he's taking a leaf out of Kennedys book on that front.
CgnCalling
MacAlba1314
Aspen2000
Stealing
BimbaTheHappyArgentineSheep
Trippin' balls.
JesusofMethlehem
Che07
Special K is a hell of a drug. Also, made him think it's 1933 and doing a Nazi Salute:
TheRutabagaUprising
I hope he ODs.
Spoonland
May I suggest a Voight-Kampff test? The turtle one? He looks inhuman
lospaturno
he'd probably fuck the turtle screaming eugenetics
kuscheck
This guy?
RIxspacexCK
Robot is being reprogrammed for more Putin content
RipThemUpRatchet
Jfc, why are impoverished workers being forced to drug test at all full stop
HeraldOfTheBadger
Man if I was that high I would just ... idk like ... sigheil in front of everyone. Twice. Jk I'm not dumb.
VictorDenn
Obvious addict is obvious.
ElbowDeepInYou
Just updating firmware to Full-Nazi.bin
gon0
You made my favourite comment today!
RoboUnicornFishBalls
SursieMetzger
Sure this WAS weird but now we’ve gotta wait and see what the sorry excuse for the Nazi Salute is…
Telemapus
Someone explained that back in the day it's how overly excitable Americans saluted the flag, sort of. Then after about 1940, America changed it to just leaving your hand on your heart for some reason.
vissago
he just did two nazi salutes on the news
certainlynotaserialkiller
who did nazi that coming?
ThailandExpress
Quaxx
This is some AI generated stuff, isn't it?
TheTimeless
It happened on live TV my guy
MechanicalRomance
No
DrDadJokes
MerriMod
For comparison - https://youtu.be/qDRYi1IYI2o?si=Ok6P29jKPSmYzva1&t=29
Dude is straight-up tossing a sieg heil, literally pantomiming the same way Hitler himself did it. We're all sooooo fucking fucked.
vissago
boy are we cooked
GrandmasterSpank
What... the... actual... fuck ????????
n0n53n53
Exactly the actual fuck that he's been telling us all about for years but body will listen to him
GrandmasterSpank
I know but I still cant get 'used to it'. Maybe thats a good thing....
lowcaloriedarkness
Higher than giraffe pussy.
Aw0l12
Also doing a blatant nazi salute
potentiallyunsafe
Dude looks like he blinks too much and not enough at the same time.
spazztastic
No posts yet of his "salute"? I figured it would be flooding FP by now
Telemapus
Since your comment this thread alone has been updated with at least eight copies of it.
bigmuffin1
Nah bro he was just playing Path of Exile on his nuralink mind chip
MyGreatestFearBoner
I'm pretty sure it was that apartheid grade 'tizm.
Pumpken
Elon Musk Finally Admits To ‘Path Of Exile 2’ Account Boosting In DMs https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/01/20/elon-musk-finally-admits-to-path-of-exile-2-account-boosting-in-dms/
Copperbrat
This comment right here. Needs way more upvotes.
Cilvaa
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PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
Hahahahaha, ok you win.
RobBobertyYT
I don't think he's getting one until trial and error have killed a couple hundred people.
GnomeDeGuerre
Path of Exile fans pointed out that his character was active in game while he was at the inauguration.
TheGriffin
braddCommentSmuggler
Odd way to pronounce "high on ket"
MightyIink
He ain't sampling his own product, he knows it killed hundreds of monkeys.
Doubtthedevout
Honestly at this point humans are probably cheaper.
lesbeanAda
Okay but what's one more?
taez555
The White House pharmacy is gonna be even busier this time.
monkeybasketball
Oh god I forgot all about that. Stock up on the ziploc bags.
myotheralt
Are they even going to keep records this time?
jesuisgur
A camera in there would be so much fun...
monkeybasketball
Yes, there are many bathrooms.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Provigil and ambien stocks to sky-rocket!
YouRadicalizedMe
Cocaine and Percocet . The choice of the people
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Ia it free, like at the Whitehouse?
sinskittles
Vyvanse and seroquel for the people with taste
Sheldonian
Oh good! Hopefully he will die from an OD soon
lospaturno
hardly. He gets the good, tested stuff.
Dracongield
Naw, he will fall out a window after he makes trumps owner mad.
pitfallgalagatf2
Sadly I expect her has a full time drug handler
munkis
Where's Michael Jacksons doctor when you need him?
BobRossHB
Then that person has a special civil duty to perform
straycatstrut
No drug dealer is going to kill their own gravy train
hawaiindetroit
Can't od on K. Can chandler it so though
yourmomscheese
Really? Can’t you stop your heart and breathing?
lospaturno
can have a mental breakdown and fuck your brain forever, but you need one, so he's save
lospaturno
safe
SpawnLegacy
good save
Clearairturbulence42
Too much ketamine will induce a respiratory collapse. Your body will stop breathing. Getting high AF and passing out in a position that will eventually kill you is also an option.
MAN9000
TrueLegateDamar
He has a medic among his permanent 20-bodyguard detail following him around 24/7 so wouldn't count on being lucky him being left unsupervised enough for that to happen.
MAN9000
We can hope.
RadioactiveNerfDart
What an absolute piece of garbage he is. Just refined 100% trash.
immortalbucket
Ketamine kickin in.
OmenJones
scrimpty
You missed a couple of K's. Musky needs 3 of them beside his name
PineappleLoopsBroether
Why is everybody saying he’s on ketamine? His movements indicate he’s super high on MDMA.
moose2000
Can it be both? He has a personal chef/ pharmacist....
OmenJones
Because he admitted to being on ketamine.
PineappleLoopsBroether
fuckin LOL .....
ParallelParkingInABurka
Anyone see if Junior was there, pocket-cocaining again?
dizzyturtle
BimbaTheHappyArgentineSheep
Classy!
Telemapus
sethb1978
Make Cocaine Clean Again. Only rich people can afford pocket cocaine
RoyalWithChz
That’s not coke. I’d guess MDMA
CookieMonstersCrumbs
jesus fucking christ.
Imademyselfsquirtle
If this was Biden son Republicans would be yelling so loud.
milkmymisanthropy
Who the fuck is smearing cocaine like this from a pocket on his gums? I mean, he had to wet his finger to even have enough cocaine to stick to it. If the finger is dry he had to do this several times to even have an effect. Else it would just taste horrible and only make his teeth numb. And he needs to have an open baggie with cocaine in his pocket. Unfortunately the video starts too late, because then we would need to see how he's wiggling around with his finger to get into the baggie. That ...
milkmymisanthropy
... would be THE proof, at least for me. With only this video it's only an assumption that he takes cocaine, or is there more hints that he uses drugs? Maybe he had a booger sticking to his finger and just waited with it in his pocket until he could eat it, and to make it less obvious that he east something he made this rubbing gums move 😂
ontarioOT
Nah, he said he has never done cocaine and it was a Zimm or something, which is totally believeable.
https://youtu.be/JZEAXY6mAes?si=qXS_bODUlGuDkzBf
sethb1978
I do nicotine pouches and you can’t just put one in with one finger. I’ve done cocaine before and this is exactly how you do a gummer
TheZacAttack
Ahhh you totally can especially if it's one of the smaller snus packs, but there's absolutely no reason to do that much of a rub, you just put it in whatever gum placement you want and done
RevengeIsIceCream
He has a mostly closed fist, then extends his finger with pad down before insekt it into his mouth. How would any snus pouch stay on his finger?
2graves
I mean you could with some tongue assist, but this looks like a rub lol
sethb1978
Also if it isn’t cocaine why does he continue to awkwardly put his hand in his pocket again?
Groovechild
Yeah, we all know nummy gummy when we see it, asshole, you're not fooling anyone.
MostlyAngryButNiceAboutIt
I guess we need a special session of congress to show us pics of his dick or something now, right?
Hashbrown123
Do we have a microscope that powerful yet?
ParryLost
imnottom
holy shit wtf is this
mormacil
Him saluting the new American government
georgejimmydoodle
President Musk saluting Hitler.
DrDadJokes
MaitreMechant
WHAT THE FUCK
ParryLost
he immediately did it a second time, too
jonathantoast
WTF
Omicron416
Just in case anyone had any doubts ...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
This while he's busy telling Germans what to do politically. Will be interesting to see the reaction there. Or maybe they're too far gone as well.
PlaceHolderTitle
Never actually heard him speak out loud before now.
Chickenmakesmetired
Me neither
noReallyIamPrincessBob
OMFG! Just….wow….
whitegirlcanteven
Holy fucking shit.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
It's an interesting psych case study. Both he and Trump are super narcissistic, but T is terrified of drugs and "being out of control" because someone could take over / take advantage of him, but eLon is confident enough (or autistic enough) to not care if he is drugged off his tits. Between the two of them, I think it will go badly for M before it does for T.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I've read some (admittedly kinda gossippy) reports that Captain Cumsock used meth and coke well into his time on The Apprentice - unverifiable, but would for his incontinence and hair loss going back to that period. He also allegedly took Adderal as president. Plus for him, every denial is a confession, so his constant calls for Biden to take drug tests suggest to me that he's taking a leaf out of Kennedys book on that front.
Sluggingforward
Guess who can't go to Germany!
spazztastic
It's like worse than saying the N word
TheTimeless
Don't worry, i give it a month before that happens too, maybe even 2 weeks
mormacil
I'm quite sure he does that one too
MapleSyrupMafia
I'm sure his supporters will spin that in a positive way!
Sluggingforward
Some cool new Space Force thing, probably. Can't wait for the announcement! /s jic
DrDadJokes
they do
feel free to overload his account
mormacil
What do they think the Hitler salute did? That's also touching the heart...
mstemunner
Is this real?
ClassyPirating
Unfortunately. He did it a second time too
Erumun
guess he's making sure there's no room to call it an accident.