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Aug 30, 2016 5:03 PM
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MrT800
#8 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh, honey... "If this gets to the FP...", "X upvotes for X number of...", "Upvote if toilet paper goes over", etc.
aiuta219
User Sub Newest First = Cop duty. We watch the watchmen. User Sub Rising = Non-stop titty pictures all the live long day.
aiuta219
Front Page = Stuff the Newest First people saw four hours ago.
aiuta219
Commenting on Rising posts will usually farm up green arrows if you're remotely funny or interesting.
ISaidSarcastically
Do not feed Imgur after midnight
AloneAgainNaturally
global apps doesn't have midnights.
OldButtStillFat
Isn't it always after midnight?
PlayerPoot
What are you, my mom?
sheapet
I don't even listen to her
jimmythehat1
yourmomsawookie
You are a good son/daughter PP.
imtellingyouthetruth
And don't use the wrong font on your meme. Trust me. Fickle bastards.
Iamsofaqueen
Or the wrong meme for the intent, this is vital to the story that follows and can lead to much confusion
DrCatDO
@OP You forgot "Fuck, @Lassann".
MinorityOpinion
... and fuck @LindaDee
Munchman347
If you try to tell other people to follow your rules, you will be ignored...
ilovefatgirls
I don't owe you shit. Participation trophy havin motherfucker.
omgfluffycat
What about bananas for scale?
SaintInky
Rule #8675309 Crop black bars out of your posts
Cheomesh
#1 No fuck off, your post isn't entitled to anything.
Chickenpickle5669
I like this but it was kinda nice to learn them along the way. Took me 2 years to figure out what ' tl;dr' meant.
CatsAndUkes
Posting a porn star or instagram model with only a name or a shit comment about an inanimate object in the picture is automatic front page
BahamutBBob
#7 seems to get to FP pretty often though. "Upvote Money __________ to get rich$$"
DeadZombieLiving
I hate that shit with a passion
failphins2
I don't get it, those aren't funny and no one believes it, so why does it make it to fp?
CrazyCatLad
No idea. I downvote all of them.
TheVelureFog
If you're showing how you built something through multiple pics, finished product is first pic
GoddammitMrNoodle
Photo of finished project first.
mimomisu
I can't agree with that, I love the reveal and it's usually worth the scrolling
AlwaysCorrect
unless the point is that it gets revealed
MnemonicMonkeys
Or still in progress
whitegirlwaasted
Never post a picture of a safe or secret door unless you have pics of what's inside. Also, selfies allowed on Christmas.
Gawky
downvote all ugly selfies
Polarbit
Didn't make me laugh, -1
RawrLouder
If someone replies to your comment and they are not being a total dick, upvote them. Even if their opinion does not coincide with your own.
CrazyCatLad
But, no.
FoeOfFauxPho
upvote if you want, downvote if you want, abstain if you want
whooshby
Same with upvoting a comment you reply on unless they made you mad & I upvote any post I comment on. It was good enough to get my interest.
Sztywniak
I'm not trying to be a total dick, but your comment is bs.
twofishtails
Yeah, it cheapens the upvote.
Sokonomi
Fuck you. Now wheres my upvote.
FishOnTheInternetz
I upvote or downvote depending what the particular comment actually says, tries to enforce etc. Why is that wrong?
AVoiceOfReason
Echo chambers.
smarmageddon
Good question. It's because an upvote is given as recognition that they are contributing to an active and civil dialogue with you.
FishOnTheInternetz
Interesting point. But i guess everyone gives these points a different meaning. I upvote in agreement and downvote in disagreement.
RawrLouder
If someone has already posted the witty comment you thought of just upvote and be on your way. No need to reply "I came here to say that."
mimomisu
you can comment whatever you want, especially saying "hey, good thinking, I like you".
UnevenElephant
I came
Clocall
I see that as ok sometimes... Like if their comment isn't receiving much support, it'll at least let OP/other people know they aren't weird
usuallyjustalazylurker
I came here to say this
dachicken
Yeah, I just can't get over how completely anal so many people are about things here.
L0rdShogun
I came here to say this.
Dontknowaname18
I came here to say this
UnevenElephant
I came
calvinx
I came here to say that
delefin
I came here to say that.
ThatFriendYoureAskingFor
I came.
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Nice imguring
theimgurgiraffe
I came here to say that.
HungryPumpkn
That.
Riotgrl66
I hope you get more up votes for this comment than the original
friendlygarbage
I'm gonna insult whoever the fuck I want.
HappyBucket
"If a post makes you laugh, you owe them an upvote." Well this album annoyed me - and I chose to upvote. CHECK MATE.
HappyBucket
I don't know where I'm trying to go with this.
HighestHorse
Robin Williams wasnt good at cooking.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Dude, be easy
AlwaysUpvoteBeagle
Dangotang
PenguinFarts
Dckhat
I wanna believe you anticipated someone insulting Robin Williams after you posting these and got this gif ready beforehand
Bob64
He was a great at cleaning though:
aiuta219
If you're a mobile user and you've had a decent run of comments, check the site in a browser to see if you have any private messages.
thehelmetedavenger
Why?
aiuta219
You can get messages and never even know.
thehelmetedavenger
Do I really want to know what's in them?
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
Maybe. It could be a Nigerian prince who wants to share his wealth with you
thehelmetedavenger
Hell yes! I'm gonna check them nowď
CaptainKCCO42
Never thought to do that.
Lizaderp
I'm a lurker, so I shouldn't have any problems with -- HOLY FUCK BALLS 33 MESSAGES
MancrushonThor
Anyone else not getting notifications on mobile? I have to manually refresh them before new replies and stuff show up
AstralMoogle
Yep. Been days late to respond to comments because of this.
Dyslexicfartcracker
For the last month or so
UncleBuckkake
Nothing. Zilch. Nada. I'm just that popular!
dQwfourw9WgXcQ
Nice username bro
UncleBuckkake
I ain't your bro, pal.
dQwfourw9WgXcQ
I ain't you pal, mate.
kfccoleslaw
Checkm8
EdgarAllansHoe
Just one, from imgur to say I earned a trophy for a popular comment. Sadly no dick pics :(
tallbo
Uggh im so lazy for that. Why cant they just put pm's on the mobile?
CKnowles
They do. Use the mobile site, not the mobile app.
tallbo
Thanks master of semantics. You know what I meant.
CKnowles
I assure I did not. If you know the mobile site has the features you want, why do you continue to use the app?
tallbo
Because of the convenience and user friendly nature - the reasons they made the app
Mirawatts
Imgur interested in generating ad revenue, not happiness.
thtguyjosh
there are ads on imgur?
AstralMoogle
You have NO ads??
thtguyjosh
well i was mostly joking but yea i use adblock so i guess so
lawsuitfiler
i'm from the mobile future, and they added mobile messaging!
HyrumGraff
Dun Dun Dun
GeneralBullshit
I've been on imgur for about 3 years, no such thing has happend
saharadesert
I got a thank-you off a microscopic cephalopod somewhen recently but I only saw it acos I still had the page open in Safari.
BookWyrme
None :(
Femail76
Going now
zWERG
Send me your darkest jokes.
Pulllikeadog
I never get PMs... no fair
LadyWidebottom
I'd rather not, most of them are just thirsty users.
Fistymicstabbys
Never not once
ridersofclohan
I'm always so excited when I get a message! Internet frieeeennndssss.
gamer2k4
I've got a notification that SAYS I have a private message, but my inbox has been empty for months.
LastMan1
Mine just goes straight to my imgur app from browser. I'm a pleeb. Haaaaallpp!!
IAlwaysUpvoteHermione
'September 24, 2015 - You were awarded the gone mobile trophy' - Well that was disappointing.
tehzpoon
It was disappointing for all of us.
energizerbuni
I check the site in the browser occasionally and I always always missed a message or something.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
I've used Imgur quite a lot recently, and only time I've gotten messages when users asked me where they could buy some drugs
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Where can I buy some drugs?
ThisBeatIsBonkers
You can't even find your own! How do they expect you to help?
miffet
Only time I ever used PMs is when I msgd a dude who was sad he'd never received a PM before and wanted someone to msg him. He never replied.
miffet
*cries self to sleep at night*
AlwaysSharkWeek
Didn't realize PMs were a thing. Thanks for pointing that ou....aaaaand I've got nothing.
ShoobaL00
Same.
Remne
WAIT you'll get the occasional message from Imgur! Warms the cockles of your heart.
AlwaysSharkWeek
Well my frozen heart cockles could use some warming. Thanks mate!
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Feel your pain there..
AlwaysSharkWeek
Your user name fills me with such mirth.
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
You're welcome. Glad I could oblige to fill you with said mirth.
Highlights333
I was wondering why I never received responses. I'm an idiot
jok1r
i dont want to read the multiple swear words and insults
hereforcake
Aww man. I got a message about a free, homemade dildo...5 months ago.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Hm. I had three messages. I never cared to check as I assumed if there were any, they would just be creepy pics.
AstralMoogle
What!? Not even out of curiosity? You ARE human...?! I wouldn't have been able to resist.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Eh, just wasn't interested. Curiosity got me today, though, so I guess I'm at least partial human.
Hellstorm99
I keep forgetting about messages... Chances of being incorporated into mobile version anytime soon?
aiuta219
There's a reason I really just do everything in mobile Firefox.
Hellstorm99
Oh man... Haven't used Firefox in... 10? 15 years...?
aiuta219
I'd say you're doing it wrong, but maybe you don't like having working ad blockers and a decent addon ecosystem.
Hellstorm99
Very likely, my decision used to have aids... Limewire, imesh, you know the drill
foosbabaganoosh
These rules are broken all the time yet the posts make front page, I think the one rules is that imgur is a land of hypocrites...
Gawky
I dont care, I upvote ass, downvote sob stories, ignore anything thats about lame phone dumps and hate ugly ass weight loss idiots
mimomisu
You should visit usersub more. Those that make it to the FP breaking these rules are just a tiny margin tbh
TinySupreme
Would have been better if there was a 9gag watermark on the fuck 9gag picture.
OnlyPuns
Please don't lump Patrick Stewart with Alan Rickman and Robin Williams. 2016 might get ideas.
Iamsofaqueen
OMG THIS!!! Shhhhh ....
MustardHeadmaster
You delete this comment, RIGHT NOW!
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Noooo, don't say that...!!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Xentherida
And don't even take it out to dinner first.
Bustajay
Just dry hate-fuck it and don't call back. Ever.
thejewbbq1942
Calclance
Number pictures when you make an album so they are easier to comment on. CMON @OP
EmCeeMiNacion
We've reached a point where that's not just a rule but a requirement. It shouldn't just be about uploading an assload of pictures.
Maldraek
Yes! Please, this.
srs00
Except for sizeable dumps
IreallyMGur
What happened to the image count at the top of each post ?
Paccc
I have been wondering that for a while now, I used to use it to determine if a post was too long to read. I miss it.
IreallyMGur
That must be why they removed it
myothertardisisafirebolt
DO NOT POST ANYTHING ABOUT A SAFE UNLESS YOU'VE OPENED THE DAMNED SAFE.
ShdwRrw
It was empty.
thehelmetedavenger
And name your pornstars.
[deleted]
[deleted]
BadAtComingUpWithaUsername
We're the scientists.
BurgundyBurrito
*pornstars
[deleted]
[deleted]
DoYouKnowWhoIThinkIAm
Jesus Christ it just sounds so fucking creepy.
Soulren
Yes, and "research subjects" sounds so much better...
FluxCapacitorEngineer
Research subjects*
ImNooneAndNobody
Pornstars*
thehelmetedavenger
Does that mean the women locked in my basement are considered experiments?
OMGSnakeCase
Pretty much...
UncleBuckkake
Additions to #5: Dave Grohl, Sir Ian McKellan. Of course we must mention Gene Wilder in this list too.
Itaane
JOHN CENA
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Mr. Rogers
brentramboapproves
Fuck yes.
LeslieChao
Bob ross
TonyBalogna
Drake. Oh wait...
Godogan
R.I.P Gene Wilder
whiskeyzombie
Tim Curry
hardboiledfrog
Audrey Hepburn
definitelyNotDonaldTrump
Bob ross
HydraulicPotatos
Micheal Cera
DeadEndKing
Bro fuck Dave Grohl.
getItTron
Dr. Titsencats
smarmageddon
Remy. Remy who? Shut up, you know.
thereaverofdarkness
HADLEY
bleekosa
Why are pretty much all the people listed dudes?
DickPicsForTitPics
Because you decided to complain about it instead of adding one
bleekosa
To name a few, Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Kate Mulgrew, Jeri Ryan, Ching Shih, Nancy Wake, and many more..
DeadlyEnzyme
Those aren't really specifically imgur respected. Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, Jewel Staite (Maybe), Kate Mulgrew certainly
FuckYouRuben
Stephen fry is an obvious one that comes to mind
Actualdeadpool
No, he can be made fun of. Just not to mean.
Actualdeadpool
*too
thedoctor12345
EMMA FUCKING WATSON
bmjflow
When did that happen? Is there video?
DickPicsForTitPics
Helen Mirren
buttcrackula
Christopher Lee.
werbetjr
Jon Stewart
thehelmetedavenger
Bill Murray
WhoDidYouExpect
So we shouldn't shoot Bill Murray?
SgtMarshmallow
David Bowie
ragingcatfish
I agree with this, even if he is the unofficial official spokesperson of the chive.
UncleBuckkake
No-one will ever believe you
Darkcyric
Nathan Fillion
NotThatGuy2
Every 9ne is forgetting the most important person, Michael Cera
UnevenElephant
GoddammitMrNoodle
Chris Pratt
NotThatGuy2
Crisp rat
RickRolledBamboozledAgain
Tolkien
DickPicsForTitPics
Gilda Radner
quade
A decade later, I came back to say that Dev Grohl cheated on his wife and fathered a child with his side-chick. (Well, I came back to borrow some of the rules for a post, and this one caught my eye.
Pandewm
Harambe?
DameWithAPipBoy
Betty white.
kingboarder
Shes should be closer to the top of this list
GhostsofMars
The only person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Betty White.
BrumpoTungus
And gay people.
whooshby
Sarah
ralmoly
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Schaal
FavoriteFoods
Louis C.K. As well
ArtemisOrthia
Nickleback.. am I right? guys... right...... no... no, i suppose not....
hellmansdalesandwitchftwbruh
I like Nickelback
thedoctor12345
No just no
Alphatronx3
Muhammad Ali, I have a MA t-shirt that i do not leave on the ground because I have that much respect for him. He deserves it.
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
Bill Nye
RickRolledBamboozledAgain
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
ItsMyMoneyAndINeedItNow
What's with it all being guys?
Alphatronx3
Idk, but Emma Watson and Audrey Hepburn are on the list if it answers your question!
DickPicsForTitPics
Don't just complain about it. Add someone
IveBecomeSoNumb
Reiliana
Steve Buscemi
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
and of course, Forrest Gump.
klinger
Literally 95% men. Let's get some respected women in here!
UnevenElephant
DickPicsForTitPics
Don't just complain about it. Add someone
lostnortherner
JK Rowling! Carrie Fisher! Karen Gillan! They're just my faves tho....
DickPicsForTitPics
Patti Smith
hplatt
Peep family guy. They break all the rules
IceBreaker14
Weird Al Yankovic?
HAupvote
Nah
HisDudness
I think we just admire his goofiness enough to not bother trying to bring him down.
ecodude
Nah, we make fun of Sarah all the time.
FishLords
You mean Sarah?
MyCatLovesToSnuggle
SARAH PLS
ImgurAddict1
NEIN
DyDyPolarBear
Keanu Reeves
GoatsAndGlory
Bruce lee, Steve irwin
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Dwayne the rock Johnson
cowpiefatty
Steve irwin
TylerSully
The Stingray
WarmGiggles
Harambe
dbjack92
#dicksout
Palmharbor
Carl Sagan
TedTheMan
Who is this Dave person?
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
A guy with a funny leg wiggle
UncleBuckkake
Some dude in some band who looks like the drummer from Nirvana. /s
kingoftheklick
Michael Clarke Duncan
iwantyourcat
Neil Degrase Tyson unless bitching about Pluto
JustASoda
Nah. He's a douche
bmjflow
He really is. I only have one up vote to help dig you out of the negative. It isn't enough, but take it and good luck!
JustASoda
lol. thanks
BladeMcCloud
Reinforcements have arrived.
MultipleDads
I'm helping
reginaphillange
Neil degrasse Tyson?
DougTsegaye
Billy mays
Glaciarie
...Cera?
bleekosa
Cera deserves all the hate
Actualdeadpool
You are wrong.
bleekosa
No you are wrong :p
PleaseTouchMyButt
THEBOULDER
HowCanUsernamesBeRealIfMirrorsArentReal
Ryan Lochte
maybeifthisusernameiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme
I wish we could add Benedict Cumberbatch to the list. The "hurr durr spelling his name is hard" jokes are unoriginal and old.
DeadlyEnzyme
Alan Tudyk
TotalLiar
David Bowie?
DameWithAPipBoy
Yes
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Yup.
shmekie
David Bowie.
Rydlen
You guys all forgot about Leonard Nimoy. How could you?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Members of any military.... thats part of an acceptable 1st world nation.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Officers are fair targets if they are idiots, as long as they don't end up dying bravely.
BootySorcerer
Would Beyonce be on this list
doobieornotdoobie
Guess not.....
DickPicsForTitPics
Meryl Streep
JapAnus
Fuck you I can do what I want.
IveBecomeSoNumb
We can do what we want to do too! now suffer
CmdEx
Morgan Freeman
OptionalDungeonBoss
The fact he wasn't mentioned sooner bring great alarm
GoALittleCrazy
Freddie Mercury.
DickPicsForTitPics
Joan Rivers
Boxersaredeliciouslyderpydogs
Prince
TheHeroIntestineCityDeserves
The Loch Ness Monster?
Pennsylvaniastan
I need about tree fishy.
Pennsylvaniastan
*fiddy stupid autocorrect
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
You called?
TheHeroIntestineCityDeserves
I want my tree fiddy back!
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
I thought it was a gift!
Actualdeadpool
Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Frank Oz, Anthony Daniels.
CantonahM8
Anthony Daniels was an arsehole to Kenny Baker
Actualdeadpool
I know that. Doesn't change anything.
CantonahM8
Does for me
Actualdeadpool