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Aug 19, 2020 12:27 AM

Mmaratatu

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This is why I don't exercise. No good can come from it

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“What happens when you don’t work out your brain”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With few possible exceptions, the people you are seeing posted these clips.

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i'd hit it :)

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 22

The floor?

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Lesson learned: never attempt fitness.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like most of these folks would benefit from being yelled at by Adam Carolla or the Property Brothers or someone for a year.

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This gets me every week I see it

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is a PVC spigot normal? Wouldn’t take much to break that thing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a gif that just keeps giving

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

OOOOOOOO The tit snap one. OUCH!

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Nice of them to arrange two camera angles (one fixed and one not).

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So...buff doesn't equal smart??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nipples

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I like nipples. Big ones are nice, but small ones try harder.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We don’t need another one of you.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Ok but the muscle up guy on the bar mounted in concrete... How are you supposed to predict that.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Most bars with that mount are meant to do traditional pull-ups, not the kipping ones. Myself, I wouldn't have trusted that bar for kip-ups.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Install it properly and safely. Weight, forces etc. are all predictable, you shouldn't be trusting your safety to a guess.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it was probably fastened with weak ass tapcons or something.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was probably installed with inadequate fasteners.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay the janked ass muscle up and the plastic chair press was deserved.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

I don't even use exercise equipment and can tell that pretty much all of these could have been avoided by a little forethought.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those ones at the end!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dude has a hole in his crotch.

6 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 0

I know!!!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The girls have 2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He dumped the entire stack of plates right onto his face, too!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now in his skin too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's for the other bro to check his muscles

6 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

Literally several.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hence the choice for filming location

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If she only rapped that resistance band around her foot properly her boobs would of been saved the pain. Also always you proper clamps.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Clamps are for pussies who cant control their weights.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Use*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot wrapped and would have

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who are you calling a proper clamp? Them's Fightin words!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha used

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't breathe! The guy in the paid chair

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I ever hurt my self doing something dumb, and I caught it on video, y'all fuckers would never know it happened

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Because you don't suck....

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6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dem morons is geniuses!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How could this happen? obviously these are all pros.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I suspect several are due to getting accustomed with a routine in another location, and then not thinking things through in a new location.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't pay any of them for sex

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All were dumb idiots and the guys who were doing weights, 1st rule of weights LOCK YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS before lifting.

6 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 10

But I can fit more weights on the bar if I don't clip it! /s

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

First rule of the swoley bible is skip legs

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same thing was said last time this video was posted. Dude was down voted quite a bit, as he didn't know what he was talking about.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2nd rule of weights HAVE A DAMN SPOTTER!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are there smart idiots?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My sister has a master's degree in medicine and is a passionate Trump supporter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, they don't record their stupidity

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Or at least don't publish.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I never do this unless I'm spotting a less experienced person.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're bench pressing with a straight bar. Its a safety thing you can roll out of if you can't finish the reps w/ no spotter.

6 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

But yeah....all other times, Lock Your Weights!

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Not a bad point. But if you are in a gym need to lock it, is too dangerous dropping a bar

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

In his case, use a bench and not a plastic lawn chair.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or just use emergency supports on the sides.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, i don't even bench anymore. Too many of these fucking videos lol. I know i can escape a weighted dip without getting smooshed.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your shoulders might not escape though. Every workout is as safe as you are responsible.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is why you use your feet as safetys so your shoulders can't drop below parallel even if you fail out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only saw the reply out of context in my at first and I was really confused until I re-read haha. Yeah that makes sense. I like to set the

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was helping my dad move a couch when I was like 10. We hit one of those bulb shrouds with a couch. Shattered and sliced his wrist open.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

My idiot cousin did something similar to me years ago but the glass landed on my knee. So much blood but barely hurt.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn’t bleed for a few seconds then started spurting like hell. Scared the shit out of me!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

THAT is when you know it be serious. Burned my hand once and I was on the ground in fetal before I was aware of pain. Intense!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The spurting is way more serious than the delayed pain lol

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Song: Cyberpunk by Max Brhon https://youtu.be/iqoNoU-rm14

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Nails done long ??

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Why the fuck did she throw the fucking ball at the fucking wall?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's a core exercise

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Putting holes in walls?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iirc you're supposed to throw it at a non drywall supported wall. Probably not allowed at that gym but she is not smart.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The lady throwing the medicine ball at the drywall. What did she think was gonna happen?

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Probably she thought it would bounce ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This whole thing is the reason why they try to teach physics in school.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Make me wait....

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Haha, silly modern building materials. Let me fetch more hay to thatch my roof.

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6 years ago (deleted Dec 31, 2020 11:20 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If it has proper stud spacing and drywall up to code I seriously doubt you will!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She didn't

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If anyone reads this, please please do not bench press alone ever. I knew someone who let the bar slip and fatally choke them unconscious.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I use dumbells.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do with my wife in the house and Google Home can call her if I need it to. I'm nowhere near maxing, yet, when I do I'll have her spot.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair I think most injuries come from people who believe that they are not yet maxed out. While admirable, it can be fatal.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The weights will slide off the bar if you don't have the stoppers on the end. Makes for a great video because you look dumb when they fall,

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you don't die.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it fatally choked them, they weren't unconscious.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I kinda worded it weird, but yea he got choked out, blacked out, stopped breathing. His mom found him hours later.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...until they suddenly were.

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I saw a previous post suggesting she was used to doing that routine at the gym where the walls are concrete and didn't think about it.

6 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 1

Seems legit

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But why chuck it at a wall regardless? What purpose does that serve?

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It is actually a very effective workout targeting multiple action chains. Very common in sports requiring explosive strength.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do it 8 times, then 5 more reps of 8 and you’ll see, lol!

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

SETS OF 8 AHHHHH

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still wouldn't want my concrete wall to be hit everyday

6 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

But who cares about a gym's concrete wall. It's not their gym.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

People should just care more about real stuff instead of looking good for fake internet points, but that's just my opinion...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I like fake internet points. They make me feel good about how I spend my free time. Still love to care about the real stuff though!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

90% of them are just as stupid

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be quite honest, in other parts of the world we normally expect walls to be, I dunno, wallier? Like, made of bricks and whatnot.

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Even interior walls with no outside exposure?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A 100% yes. Drywall is a concept I was unfamiliar with before the internet showed me US homes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So what it is made of then? I’m genuinely curious. Brick?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, generally brick in older houses. Hard to drill stimes. Lots of more modern houses are poured concrete, which I don't like the look of.

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