The Bruise Fairy.

Dec 24, 2024 6:30 PM

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2 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

I just want the bruise fairy to work out some of the knots in my back.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ty!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meh.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

UDI's as I call them (unidentified Drinking Injuries)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So THAT’s where they come from.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

https://www.instagram.com/nic_the_pixie/?hl=en

That's nichameleon!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Showed this to my wife who is in the random bruise club and she laughed her ass off

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't leave, man. Ask to join in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

I FUCKING NEW IT! I knew those bruises couldn't be random!!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I love being a bruise gancanagh

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Credit the creators you fucking leech

2 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 20

Yo, calm down, it's not that serious lol

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

New reaction gif:

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Crackermilk is so unhinged. They're great.

2 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

Do girls just be getting bruises? I was unaware there was a gender discrepancy in bruising

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife does. Just random ass bruises outta nowhere that don't hurt and go away on their own.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are just suddenly there....

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hormonal differences & body composition may play a role. Women tend to have less muscle mass & more subcutaneous fat, making them more prone to bruising. Additionally, estrogen can affect blood vessel fragility.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you menstruate then you're more likely to get anemia, so maybe in that way there sorta is?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That was friggin’ stupid and a waste of time. Get a job.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 36

like the job you're ignoring to go on imgur?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Says the person trolling around Imgur...

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Creating content that people enjoy is their job. Or at least one of them if they're not full time. People make stuff, and then get compensated for doing so. It's how media works. No different to film and TV. Just on a different platform.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Were you born with that massive stick up your ass, or did you painstakingly shove it up there?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Rammed it in myself.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

They were visited by the stick up the ass fairy

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Dec 25, 2024 10:04 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe a jab at domestic abuse similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT2hfG3WbT8 (The Onion "Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem")?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

No, it's about unexplained mystery bruises. Is nothing at all to do with domestic violence.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how common it is, but as a married dude, I can confirm my wife is always getting mystery bruises unrelated to any injury. We both got a laugh out of the vid cuz the bruise fairy is as good an explanation as any.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've been getting black eyes just from crying recently, I guess my fairy hates me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't sound good

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My GP didn't seem concerned, so I guess I'll just have to get used to looking like a racoon!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GPs failed to diagnose me for 3 years. Fuckers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoah, that went hard fast.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

kind of reminds me of this

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cared for a patient that popped a pimple and got face cellulitis. Was nearly septic when she decided to go to the hospital. It’s wild that she would have died had she had the same problem 75 years ago. Praise antibiotics.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

so the name "bruise fairy" meant nothing?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That went fast hard.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0