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NineLongWall
#9 number 7: obviously a SCSI system
eviljesus84
#26 and then you think about it some more, and realize that no, no they aren't
JinxRocks
#1 or a Therapist....
SkaerKrowe
Cropped it
ceefbugs
#1 or nightmares?
wombatcrossing
a nightmare is a kind of hallucination
LoitninStroik
#5 It wouldn't even occur to me as an option until at least 580 years after the heat-death of the universe.
Caboune
#10 Oh OK I guess LoTR isn't an adventure then. Just a couple of friends having a pleasant stroll in the woods.
CommisarFuklaw
To be fair, Frodo and the other hobbits started off thinking they were just going to Rivendell, and the rest of the fellowship thought they'd be going all the way to Mordor.
arjim
On the bottom of #5 -

Welp. I might not have ever named myself; I need to do some thinking on that.
Pulsahr
Yep, I thought the same. Let's not forget to love ourselves, from time to time.
richardstinks
#40 I'm over six feet, and old ladies ask me for help at the store often. I do not mind. Let's put these monkey arms to good use!
avao586410
Exactly šÆ
tinyfootprints
#2 is where I am today. I have loved my wife literally for decades but her mind has gone around the bend and I can no longer bear being in her presence for more than seconds at a time. I miss what we had but have come to realize we will never get it back.
UsedCarSalesChick
This is heartbreaking. Iām so sorry.
tinyfootprints
Thanks for saying. It helps to know that I am not totally alone.
Unholytrashpanda
#40 from someone who worked in retail... Please don't do this. Just find an employee to help. You'll damage the shelves at best, at worst you'll take them all down with you
alicary
I think my hardest thing to ask for was a guy for a box of tampons. Like who put them on the highest shelf!?
Unholytrashpanda
Bad placement for sure. My experience was that shelf composition was dictated by corporate. Obviously that's not all stores, I don't even know if it is most. But if that experience was at a big name store, then you have the disconnected yabadoos in management making those calls and not the people in that physical store.
inshadowz
As a tall former retail worker this was for a while a prominent feature of my early twenties, with the pleasant bonus that I eventually amassed a small following of (for the most part) adorable ladies of short stature š
Rogahar
As a tall person, just ask the nearest tall person. We've all accepted our lot in life as the Reacher Of High Up Things.