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Dec 26, 2023 10:15 AM

alicary

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#9 number 7: obviously a SCSI system

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#26 and then you think about it some more, and realize that no, no they aren't

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#1 or a Therapist....

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Cropped it

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#1 or nightmares?

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a nightmare is a kind of hallucination

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#5 It wouldn't even occur to me as an option until at least 580 years after the heat-death of the universe.

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#10 Oh OK I guess LoTR isn't an adventure then. Just a couple of friends having a pleasant stroll in the woods.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Frodo and the other hobbits started off thinking they were just going to Rivendell, and the rest of the fellowship thought they'd be going all the way to Mordor.

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On the bottom of #5 -

Welp. I might not have ever named myself; I need to do some thinking on that.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep, I thought the same. Let's not forget to love ourselves, from time to time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#40 I'm over six feet, and old ladies ask me for help at the store often. I do not mind. Let's put these monkey arms to good use!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly šŸ’Æ

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#2 is where I am today. I have loved my wife literally for decades but her mind has gone around the bend and I can no longer bear being in her presence for more than seconds at a time. I miss what we had but have come to realize we will never get it back.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

This is heartbreaking. I’m so sorry.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thanks for saying. It helps to know that I am not totally alone.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#40 from someone who worked in retail... Please don't do this. Just find an employee to help. You'll damage the shelves at best, at worst you'll take them all down with you

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think my hardest thing to ask for was a guy for a box of tampons. Like who put them on the highest shelf!?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bad placement for sure. My experience was that shelf composition was dictated by corporate. Obviously that's not all stores, I don't even know if it is most. But if that experience was at a big name store, then you have the disconnected yabadoos in management making those calls and not the people in that physical store.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a tall former retail worker this was for a while a prominent feature of my early twenties, with the pleasant bonus that I eventually amassed a small following of (for the most part) adorable ladies of short stature 😊

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As a tall person, just ask the nearest tall person. We've all accepted our lot in life as the Reacher Of High Up Things.

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