What Indi probably say in a moment like this?

Aug 31, 2018 3:14 AM

I don’t even think my aerospace engineering background is needed for this but, that engine is fucked.

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Plot twist: That’s the good engine.

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Plot twist ... that's the only engine...

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Plot twist: the plane only came with one engine.

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Plot twist: plane is actually a canoe

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Flight attendant- “Ladies and gentlemen we would advise to to please place your head between your legs and kiss your asses goodbye.”

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Never jump out of a perfectly good plane, this is not a perfectly good plane.

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Duck tap = Fix

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"We have nothing to fear but.... No ticket!"

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May want to pull over at the next exit.

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“You’ll still land a couple hours shy of inspection”

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At least you know the engine will last all the way to the crash site. You'll probably even beat the rescue teams there!

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Dont think I dont recognize that Ron White reference

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Aw, shit. Shakes... why's it gotta be shakes?

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“We’ve lost engine one...and engine two is no longer on fire.”

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Rico for sure say that

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Captain, engine #1 is missing, and engine #2 is no longer on fire!

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Moments earlier...

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