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HiveMindGuy
Omg, this custom is so silly. Call me a curmudgeon, I don’t care.
EntropicEVO
My friends and I would use “Nothing happens when you die,” when we were younger
APassingPlasticBag
cameloDancer
As a little kid, I thought it was "blesch you". As that was kinda what sound a sneeze makes.
yougetanornament
Hail Sneezer is our go to
Meetgeorgejetson4510
In the name of the people and the senate of Rome
Klpincoyo
My husband says, "Godzilla".... #15yearsofdadjokes
TheConnArtist
Hakuna matata
apollohawthorne
Responses to a 3-sneeze series:
1st: Bless you.
2nd: [look skyward] HEY! I SAID 'BLESS THEM!'
3rd: Oh, now you're just milking it.
Dlaw25
"Stop that!" -Ashley Johnson
WhoaaBlackBetty
Godzilla
NicNac225
See also: “shut up”
Nyxaura
As an atheist “nothing happens when you die”
sonnuvah
"Shhhhh.. patrol quiet." --submariners responding to sneezes
odinragnarok
"I get it. You want attention. You can stop now."
pleaseuseotherdoor
Ill say 'bless you' once, but if you keep sneezing after that I'm calling you out for being greedy.
odinragnarok
should just wait for it to end
blwoodcock
Godzilla.
EvilEmperorXurg
My uncle used to say “SCAT!”
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Or just silence. Silence is nice.
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW I send this to my colleague everytime they sneeze at work:
pomax
"bless you" - "I'm not reli-" - "NURGLE WILL COME FOR US ALL, YOU WILL RECEIVE THE BLESSING, IT IS NOT A NEGOTIATION. BUBOES, PHLEGM, BLOOD AND GUTS! BOILS, BOGEYS, ROT AND PUS! BLISTERS, FEVERS, WEEPING SORES! FROM YOUR WOUNDS THE FESTER POURS."
qtRaven
cjpoet
I say, "Need a tissue?"
Humputse
Silence!
NVGoddesscottage
Nice out.
missbrath
Don’t forget “Shut the fuck up”. That’s what me and my husband say to each other, in a loving way!
Nikilynn0125
We say this to each other for so many things!! Lol as soon as one of us walks out the bedroom in the morning... "didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?" "No, you forgot." "Oh. Well, shut the fuck up." We enjoy our banter very much.
247Lurker
"As was foretold"
JackalopeElope
"The power of Christ compels you." "The power of Christ compels you!" "The *power* of *Christ* compels you!!!"
Shadow3265
My usual in the office is "Stop infecting the place!"
nobodyspecial995
I go with "WOAH!"
adrummerdrummingdrums
You are so good looking!
unsubstantiatednonsense
I get that reference.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Thank you for getting to it first
DJThuglifeSupreme
“Godzilla”
qtRaven
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HawkmanXLII
Why are there multiple comments suggesting this?
WhoaaBlackBetty
There's another meme like this that says to say Godzilla.
DJThuglifeSupreme
It’s non denominational
HawkmanXLII
Yes, but how did multiple people come up with the same idea? Is it referencing something?
pfunk81
I saw it somewhere on here and have been trying my damndest to spread it around. I've actually got a couple people at work saying Godzilla omeone sneezes.
DJThuglifeSupreme
I mean, I saw it on here somewhere in meme form. Possible that’s where most other people got it as well
Affray
Ge-sund-heit=God-zill-la. The rest is history.
qtRaven
blwoodcock
Because it is the indisputably correct answer.
mksu
I sneeze silently because I just want to have an autonomic reaction in peace.
The701
I wish I could. I tend to sneeze multiple times when I get to work, every morning. It's very bright in the office, and some of us have a thing where bright light can trigger a sneeze reflex. Some nerve-crosstalk thing possibly. But yeah...sneezing does not require a verbal response, and it's so bizarre that it's such a common thing.
kilomasu
I did that for the best part of my life, holding the sneeze in so it don't make no sound. until one time when I did it, it kinda hurt, and didn't stop hurting for like two weeks. well, I don't hold it no more, and it be loud, o lord it be loud sometimes...
mksu
There are some that I just let through because I intuitively sense it would be a bad idea to hold them. I honestly don't even remember how I trained myself to stifle them, just why I did it, and I'm not sure I could really un-train it at this point.
EroticZombiePants
As a guy, it didn't know it was possible for us to sneeze at less than 100 decibels.